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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-03-02 02:42:47

Oh, and the reason I alluded to earlier for not doing a thread is that I only just thought of doing what would hopefully have become a long, drawn out thread.
So this will be the official grand opening, with the previous couple of whiny toots about getting old being sort of a soft opening. Yeah, that’s it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Stay tuned.
Your mileage may vary.
Not valid where prohibited by law.
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@sean@scoat.es
2024-04-01 17:05:09

Signs you’re (edit: I’m) getting old: hard to tell if people linking and loving April Fools jokes are fulfilling Poe’s Law.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2024-04-02 13:32:08

We’re getting to that point with personal computers and phones too.
We've largely reached the point of most people having quite enough computing power at the ready for their personal use and entertainment. Even if hardware and software can keep advancing as it has in recent decades, we don't have the capacity to do anything directly with that extra power.

@axbom@axbom.me
2024-04-30 16:15:35
@… That's everything an old geek needed to hear 😅 Thanks Łukasz.

Fun fact: I once tried getting hold of axb.om (Oman). I got quite far into the process but when they wanted an official stamp from the Swedish king I gave up. 😁
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-05-01 03:44:52

🏀@… #NBA
Via Jon Stewart @jonstewart
·
11m
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…

@privacity@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-28 20:06:18

You Can Run BASIC On an Old HP 4592 Protocol Analyzer
poliverso.org/display/0477a01e
You Can Run BASIC On an Old HP 4592 Protocol Analyzer What do you do when you find an ancient piece of test gear and want to have …

@KingShawn@mastodon.social
2024-02-28 20:21:58

I *only* play single player games.
I have no interest in getting my ass kicked by some 14 year old in Iowa.
🤣 mastodon.world/@loadingartist/

@denmanrooke@social.coop
2024-02-21 12:16:32

Well, I've turned 38 today. It feels a little weird getting so close to 40. I'm not really getting the mid-life crisis feeling of getting old (at least not yet), but it does feel weird.
It's probably been more from covid, but getting older has made me think about my mortality a bit more. Making sure I'm spending my time on the things I care about. Getting outside, spending time with my family, trying to stay healthy, building my creative career into the kind of work I w…

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-29 15:40:29

Spent about 4 hours with WoW yesterday, mostly in Valdrakken. It was playable again.. This i5-6400/RX6800 makes it so much better than the previous i5-920/1050TI could manage at the "7" graphics preset (High, I guess?) Getting set up for the AMD 7600X upgrade. Gonna assemble most of the main board, then pop out the old one so I can swap over the DeepCool heat sink. Drop in the new kit and see if it boots. Then, testing. Then, games.

@sharan@metalhead.club
2024-03-30 08:41:01

Here's Saturday, and the final stuff is getting packed and ready to move to a new apartment. I'm going to miss the old one so much. So many great memories with a great woman. But onward we go to new victories!
#Changes #LifeHappens

@SamYourEyes@mas.to
2024-03-30 05:24:41

I'm old enuf to remember when it was generally agreed upon that giving/getting AIDS was a bad idea.

@tylersticka@social.lol
2024-04-21 16:31:51

I think I probably read more classic #comics than most of my age bracket. Here are my tips for getting into them. tylersticka.com/journal/readin

@cliffwade@allthingstech.social
2024-03-29 20:53:05

The wife and I decided to shopping for a new mattress today and we ended buying this Nectar mattress(king size) to replace our 8 year old mattress.
This is a memory foam mattress, which we've never owned before, so definitely going to be interesting to see how it is once it arrives, which is due to happen April 9th - 12th.
#Mattress

Screenshot of the Nectar mattress we'll be getting in a couple of weeks.
@DrYohanJohn@FediScience.org
2024-02-22 13:04:53

" I’d had this idea in the back of my head for years, ever since I read “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency,” a novel by Douglas Adams, when I was about 15 years old. In one part of the book, a software programmer describes a program that converts a company’s financial data into music."

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-05-01 03:44:52

🏀@… #NBA
Via Jon Stewart @jonstewart
·
11m
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-02-22 13:43:24

My 15 year old Dell running Ubuntu is definitely getting past it and this great video by @… on sub EUR550 laptops (ht @… ) makes me think seriously of getting a new one.
Any other recommendation…

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-29 15:40:29

Spent about 4 hours with WoW yesterday, mostly in Valdrakken. It was playable again.. This i5-6400/RX6800 makes it so much better than the previous i5-920/1050TI could manage at the "7" graphics preset (High, I guess?) Getting set up for the AMD 7600X upgrade. Gonna assemble most of the main board, then pop out the old one so I can swap over the DeepCool heat sink. Drop in the new kit and see if it boots. Then, testing. Then, games.

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-04-28 09:33:12

I wish people would stop breaking software in the name of "updates". Podman has changed its default networking and now none of my containers work properly and I've already waded through 900 pages of gibberish nonsense trying to figure out WTF I need to change to fix things.

Getting >< close to just downgrading podman and living with an old version.

@kcarruthers@mastodon.social
2024-02-18 02:59:47

Luckily for MrMaxi I’m just getting rid of (giving away) my larger suitcases because I’m getting too old and my shoulders are too buggered to heft them around anymore.

Donald Trump’s getting the band back together. But this time they come with political baggage, conspiracy theories and, in some instances, criminal convictions.
The former US president’s old acolytes are returning to the fold, eager to exert influence on his bid for the White House and have their say in a potential second administration.
That poses a headache for his election campaign team, whose efforts to run a disciplined operation can be upended at any moment by the mercuria…

@jrefior@hachyderm.io
2024-04-24 22:45:52
Content warning: Gaza, Israel, war, children

"Nimer Saddy al-Nimer, 12, was shot five times by Israel's military on April 1 while gathering food from aid dropped by parachute that landed in Beit Hanoun, in northern Gaza.
"A child in Gaza is injured or killed every 10 minutes, according to United Nations agencies, and many are facing starvation and scant access to aid and health care."

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2024-03-20 16:12:58

You know what seems ridiculously UNDERpriced to me? Photo printing. I just got an excellent-quality 8x10 of one of my favorite photos on non-glossy paper for a big C$6.29. Upload the un-resized 4Kx3K 3.7M photo, pick it up an hour later.
At the photolab (For Canadians: In London Drugs) there was a steady flow of people getting passport pix, scanning old family photos, picking up print jobs. It was kind of heartwarming.

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2024-02-19 06:50:23

Hey, John Oliver - thanks for promoting my idea about getting rid of bad judges on your show. But you are about 17 years late to the party.
I kinda wish you had given me credit for the idea.
I first wrote about paying judges to leave back in 2007 -
DeBushification of the judiciary - The early retirement bonus plan
And I raised it again in 2020 - Do We Need Rubber Rooms for Federal Judges? Two Plans To Reduce The Long Tailed Impact of Trump Judicial Appointees

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-03-26 13:59:43

Just one more damn aggravating thing (in a very long list) about getting old that sucks: Every once in a while I'll be sitting in my chair reading a book or scrolling here and out of nowhere a blop of saliva goes "down the wrong pipe" and I spend the next five to ten minutes coughing my lungs out.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2024-04-20 15:51:51

Finally #Caturday! #CatsOfMastodon

Brown tuxedo cat on an old stool, sitting outdoors in the shade. He’s at attention looking at something far off camera to the left. Just behind him are large succulents also in the shade and further back from that is a flurry of springtime greenery
Brown tuxedo cat getting head scritches on the floor in the low evening light. His excellently long whiskers are bright white in the sun
@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2024-04-20 04:15:56

R.E.M.’s first gig involved getting shut down by cops and a bunch of law students explaining the 4th to the police. Tracks. #lawSchool #lawfedi #music

Shortly after two in the morning, however, the party was broken up.

“The cops showed up, noticed that there was beer in various plastic cups, shut the whole thing down, threatening to arrest people and charging the organizer of the event, which was actually in an old print shop with ‘running a discotheque without a license',” he continues. “They also took a bunch of Polaroid photos of audience members and got to hear some perhaps over-served law students asking if they'd ever heard of the Four…
@happysquirrel@social.linux.pizza
2024-03-26 14:59:03

literally every old person i know:
*calls someone on speakerphone*
"I'm getting an echo"

@Kencf618033@social.linux.pizza
2024-03-21 11:52:33

It was the week that was. Compressor gave out on 13-year-old Subaru. State lifetime 100% disability was suddenly and unexpectedly at bureaucratic risk, as in not receiving any prior notice whatsoever, whereupon scary letter. And mother is getting more muddled –granted, she's aware of this. #adulting

@lexd0g@wetdry.world
2024-02-09 20:30:28

there is something absolutely surreal about pressing the "check for updates" button on a 10 year old phone and getting a new 2 week old build of android installed

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2024-04-18 11:39:54

Man, I am getting old. I had to use diskpart on Windows because I sheepishly couldn't find a way to unlock and reformat with Disk Management a flash drive that had Fedora Live on it.
By the way, Fedora looks so slick and responsive even running from a flash drive, I had to restrain myself from kicking out Windows 11, which I spent the better part of yesterday upgrading to from Windows 10 on an "unsupported" machine. Definitely will dual boot Fedora on a second SSD in the …

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-02-07 06:26:42

Morning coffee...
(old image, from a newspaper or magazine or ...)
#Coffee #CoffeeTime

An old drawing of a woman in 5 stages, from pourring coffee into a cup (not looking good and awake), then drinking, emptying her cup, each time getting better, and finally looking fresh after finishing.
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-02-12 21:18:29

My body is absolutely *creaking* today. Everything hurts, starting from my lower back.
Getting old sucks, man. Where’s that Tylenol?

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca
2024-03-16 15:24:58

picked up an old book from a used bookstore

part of a page from a book from the 1950s. b&w photo of a man and woman sitting on chairs next to a dog on the lawn. text reads: “she: this scenario idea is getting a bit ambitious, isn’t it? he: don’t get scared. sounds like a lot of fun to me.”
@timbray@cosocial.ca
2024-03-20 16:12:58

You know what seems ridiculously UNDERpriced to me? Photo printing. I just got an excellent-quality 8x10 of one of my favorite photos on non-glossy paper for a big C$6.29. Upload the un-resized 4Kx3K 3.7M photo, pick it up an hour later.
At the photolab (For Canadians: In London Drugs) there was a steady flow of people getting passport pix, scanning old family photos, picking up print jobs. It was kind of heartwarming.

If you haven’t come across him, Bryan Johnson is a 46-year-old tech bro who cashed out a few years ago and now spends all his time trying not to die.
His latest venture involves getting blood plasma from his 17-year-old son, Bloomberg reported.
The millionaire who wants to live forever just admitted he has long covid. --Specifically, covid wrecked his lungs.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2024-02-10 22:21:08

Surviving Biden's Brain Freezes (Jonathan Alter/OLD GOATS with Jonathan Alter)
oldgoats.substack.com/p/surviv

@pmonks@sfba.social
2024-02-12 04:50:38

Sweet lordt these fireworks are getting old. Didn’t anybody tell these knuckleheads that the Santa Clara 69ers lost?? #SanFranciscoHellscape #DickheadsWithFireworksEdition #HandEgg

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2024-02-21 23:17:41

I am getting old.
The many hoops of pre-requisite knowledge and specific software skills and ‘free by request to download at one not-Google place’ is more hoopage than my mild curiosity in a local LLM can manage.
I’m going for my nap. I’ll wake up for my evening meds later. mastodon.socia…

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-02-13 13:02:17

Good Morning #Canada
Marc Scott Emery was born February 13, 1958 and became Canada’s "Prince of Pot". Emery was a Canadian cannabis rights activist, entrepreneur and politician, and an advocate of international cannabis policy reform. According to the article below, he is also allegedly a creep. I only remember him from media reports when he was smoking pot on the steps of some govern…

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-04-11 14:07:59

Are some people in a delusional world that hasn't been spiraling downhill the past few years?😳
Can you please take me there? This hellhole is kinda getting old now.

@AndrzejWasowski@scholar.social
2024-03-15 19:50:46

I think I am too stupid to work in academia. When I ask a simple question to my students, half of them would simply ignore me, assuming that it cannot be I ask a simple question. Then they come with a stream of words that answers the question they would have asked, which confuses me further.
Really folks, I am a simple man. I ask simple questions. Answer them pls.
This has been frustrating me so much lately, that I started to consider changing career paths ... getting too old to be patient?

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2024-02-07 14:57:20

Getting the sourdough starter going again after a few years. The family doesn't like it, so I generally don't bother. But, since I'm trying to follow (on a much smaller scale!) a 19th-century recipe to share some bread with students next week and since I don't have any hop barm on hand, sourdough seems to be the way to go.
Source: Catherine Parr Traill, The Canadian Settler’s Guide (Toronto: Old Countryman Office, 1855), p. 97​

Printed recipe: Mrs. Traill's Bread
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-03-12 21:15:45

I remember getting an orange iBook (pictured in post) simply because it was the one we could get the quickest to check it out.
I remember thinking I was going to hate the orange, and by the time it was too old to use. I was wishing I could scoop out the innards and upgrade it, and keep using the case.
Fucker was indestructible too; I SLAPPED it 7 feet into asphalt, and it didn’t even damage it (I slipped on ice while carrying trash in the other hand).

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2024-03-09 21:05:29

"analysis from the New Economic Foundation (NEF) shows exactly who Hunt is referring to. The NEF have found that the top 20% of households will receive 13 times more than the bottom 20% because of the 2p cut to National Insurance; £3.8bn will go to the top 20%, whilst only £300 million will go to the bottom 20%. It is the age-old tale of the rich helping the rich get richer"
Mhairi Black: Jeremy Hunt’s Budget shows the rich getting richer | The National

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2024-03-06 02:09:34

I was at the gas station yesterday in my EV. I needed windshield washer fluid and a place to dispose of some garbage that had accumulated.
I thought about getting a chocolate bar, but decided against.
Then I left.
This never gets old. Not having to go to gas stations, like, ever, is seriously one of the best things about owning an EV.
#EndFossilFuels

Freedom GIF by Reba McEntire
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2024-02-04 00:16:46

Started Friday with saving a town from a rail line to hell being manufactured by a fancy demon using killed workers as zombie labor.
Ended the day as the demon in a 12-person Blood on the Clocktower game. Much as I dislike social deduction games, and being the most critical participant, I managed to pull off a perfect win despite some unlucky outcomes.
#JunCon

Hobomancer character sheet. Name: Mippippippi Mal. Gimmick: Can find swim holes anywhere. Weakness: cannot swim. Old life: swim coach. Tagline: “You probably shouldn’t eat that (before getting in the water).” Dumb fact: once lost a swimming trophy in a pool. Who would play him in the movie: Ed Harris. Hobo power: channeler.
Hand-written notes identifying the positions of the 12 players in Blood on the Clocktower, named and arranged in a shape the reflects their layout in the room and on the furniture.
The same hand-drawn notes, except the assigned role of each character is written next to them, including the roles I assigned my two minions to bluff.
@jerome@jasette.facil.services
2024-04-05 13:53:56

Canadian (excluding Quebec) class action for iPhone 6/iPhone 6S/7 owners is now open
smartphoneperformancesettlemen
Big challenge is getting the serial number of your old iPhone, which I was thankfully able to get through an old rece…

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2024-04-04 19:22:11

Author William Gibson has 285.9K followers on Twitter and Elmo's gang only gave him one of those ugly blue "B"s, while I've seen some other accounts with only around 20K getting the proper old Blue Tick.
Likely he'll find a way to shut it off, hahaha

@stsquad@mastodon.org.uk
2024-02-06 07:26:06

Look I understand that a 75 year old man getting cancer is going to be news, especially when they are the head of state. But it doesn't need blanket coverage when there is so much other news to report on.

@axbom@axbom.me
2024-03-18 10:19:26

Doing a session tomorrow on Postmortem Design - actually designing to protect the legacy of users after they pass away.

I'm prepping my slides and I'm already crying. So much data getting lost and so hard for families to access it.

I'm using my grandma's attic as a backdrop. I used to love heading up there and discovering old photos, letters, stamps, coins and memorabilia each with its own story.

Now who owns everyone's attic… do our digital legaci…

If you haven’t come across him, Bryan Johnson is a 46-year-old tech bro who cashed out a few years ago and now spends all his time trying not to die.
His latest venture involves getting blood plasma from his 17-year-old son, Bloomberg reported.
The millionaire who wants to live forever just admitted he has long covid. --Specifically, covid wrecked his lungs.

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2024-03-05 20:02:08

Having just somehow made it through the completely derivative "Spaceman" - apnews.com/article/movie-revie - on Netflix (that put "2001", "Solaris" and a dozen lonely astronaut in deep space movies into a blender ... and then added a cute interstellar spider, o.k. *that* was kinda new) I can only state once again: if you want to see a space movie with deep thoughts that is *also* highly entertaining, turn to John Carpenter's "Dark Star", getting 50 (!) years old in a few weeks: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Sta

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-02-07 05:35:35

More of the wonderful pageantry of getting old.
I am developing idiopathic peripheral neuropathy. Mainly so far it’s affecting my feet. They feel weird, but intermittently. Not painful. Yet. Just sometimes numb, sometimes cold. I’m not diabetic, nor vitamin deficient. There’s no treatment that will stop or alter the progression. When it starts hurting badly enough there are drugs that can help with that a bit, but of course there are side effects. In case you’re wondering, getting old …

@Ozzy@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-06 08:49:29

one of my domain(an old side project) is getting expired notice came, I have no idea when I decided to drop that one or why, then I said to myself ok let me 301 redirect those to the main domain, then I tested and I realize it is already there, then I said ok let me check the code base is it clean 🤓 it is clear, I said to my self "Good boy" happy #caturday

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2024-03-18 23:11:49

Raiders to sign veteran running back yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/ra

@axbom@axbom.me
2024-03-18 10:19:26

Doing a session tomorrow on Postmortem Design - actually designing to protect the legacy of users after they pass away.

I'm prepping my slides and I'm already crying. So much data getting lost and so hard for families to access it.

I'm using my grandma's attic as a backdrop. I used to love heading up there and discovering old photos, letters, stamps, coins and memorabilia each with its own story.

Now who owns everyone's attic… do our digital legaci…

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-02-13 13:02:17

Good Morning #Canada
Marc Scott Emery was born February 13, 1958 and became Canada’s "Prince of Pot". Emery was a Canadian cannabis rights activist, entrepreneur and politician, and an advocate of international cannabis policy reform. According to the article below, he is also allegedly a creep. I only remember him from media reports when he was smoking pot on the steps of some govern…

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-03-12 17:56:30

With this May-like weather I'm getting a jump on some landscaping projects. First up - remove an old concrete base that was supposed to be for a fire pit. Discovering that I do good concrete work. It's tough going to break it up and cut the rebar. If I don't procrastinate this will all be lawn by mid June.
#Landscaping

Harley the tan coloured dog is checking out the progress in my demolition project.   A 3 foot across ring of concrete is being broken up so I can make way for a new lawn.  About 20% removed so far.