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@axbom@axbom.me
2024-03-14 16:54:11

"Wait, grandpa!? You wanted to solve the climate crisis so you built tools that consumed even more electricity, and made the crisis happen even FASTER!?"

"Well, yes… efficiency was always the game. Exactly what we made more efficient wasn't really an issue. We did fuck up REALLY fast didn't we...? Imagine how many things we can improve now though…"

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2024-04-15 20:40:38

Never knew the voice of the Grandpa in Hey Arnold! was Dan Castellaneta, AKA Homer Simpson.

@axbom@axbom.me
2024-03-14 16:54:11

"Wait, grandpa!? You wanted to solve the climate crisis so you built tools that consumed even more electricity, and made the crisis happen even FASTER!?"

"Well, yes… efficiency was always the game. Exactly what we made more efficient wasn't really an issue. We did fuck up REALLY fast didn't we...? Imagine how many things we can improve now though…"

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2024-04-15 20:40:38

Never knew the voice of the Grandpa in Hey Arnold! was Dan Castellaneta, AKA Homer Simpson.

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2024-04-12 17:36:37

@… this is some niche one. In coal mine they used to call some tool for pulling stuff. A hook or something. It seems it comes from „zehfuß” but since now I checked and can’t find this word on Duden I can also guess my grandpa did make fun of me.

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-08 10:33:30

This grandpa loves Brandon.
🤣😂🤣
x.com/stoked_on_earth/status/1

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-28 01:46:09

🔊 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Great Grandpa:
🎵 Mono no Aware
#GreatGrandpa
open.spotify.com/track/6yw25Ju
bsmrocks.bandcamp.com/track/gr

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-08 10:33:30

This grandpa loves Brandon.
🤣😂🤣
x.com/stoked_on_earth/status/1

@nelson@tech.lgbt
2024-02-26 18:54:45

Have you ever heard the 1990s slang "k-k00l" or "k-rad"?
Yes
No
Sorry grandpa

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2024-02-21 11:01:27

"Murder Grandpa" Minoru Suzuki vs "The cutest in the world" Maki Itoh in a special single match. March 31st at #TJPW GRAND PRINCESS '24.
#prowrestling #ddtpro

@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2024-04-22 21:12:23

New York City Raging Grannies on Tax Day 2024.
🪗 🧾🪧
Videos:
photos.google.com/share/AF1Qip

Protest with singing grannies in front of Federal Building. One has a sign, "No tax dollars for famine, slaughter, genocide in Gaza." Accordion Player grandpa plays along.
@jevinskie@mastodon.social
2024-03-26 02:55:47

Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson donated $86.75 (three oooh niieeieieine) to my niece’s school STEM fundraiser thingy. Then Bill Gates noticed she was $27.30 away from meeting her goal so the Gates Foundation proudly donated $27.31 to get her over the line.
I didn’t realize it at first but Dwayne beat out the friggin retired geezer grandparents.
And now she gets to go to school wearing a hat and PJs tomorrow and is pumped about it so that made my day! :3

Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson
$86.75
Take it from me, I wish I had gone into STEM to be a scientist, astronomer, biologist, or computer security engineer instead of Hollywood!
Grandpa & Grandma Sweval
$40

Bill Gates
$27.31
I'm honored to have the Gates Foundation get
<REDACTED> over her goal!
@padraig@mastodon.ie
2024-02-21 11:01:27

"Murder Grandpa" Minoru Suzuki vs "The cutest in the world" Maki Itoh in a special single match. March 31st at #TJPW GRAND PRINCESS '24.
#prowrestling #ddtpro

@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2024-04-22 21:12:23

New York City Raging Grannies on Tax Day 2024.
🪗 🧾🪧
Videos:
photos.google.com/share/AF1Qip

Protest with singing grannies in front of Federal Building. One has a sign, "No tax dollars for famine, slaughter, genocide in Gaza." Accordion Player grandpa plays along.
@jevinskie@mastodon.social
2024-03-26 02:55:47

Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson donated $86.75 (three oooh niieeieieine) to my niece’s school STEM fundraiser thingy. Then Bill Gates noticed she was $27.30 away from meeting her goal so the Gates Foundation proudly donated $27.31 to get her over the line.
I didn’t realize it at first but Dwayne beat out the friggin retired geezer grandparents.
And now she gets to go to school wearing a hat and PJs tomorrow and is pumped about it so that made my day! :3

Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson
$86.75
Take it from me, I wish I had gone into STEM to be a scientist, astronomer, biologist, or computer security engineer instead of Hollywood!
Grandpa & Grandma Sweval
$40

Bill Gates
$27.31
I'm honored to have the Gates Foundation get
<REDACTED> over her goal!