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@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2024-10-25 12:30:27

Bursting through the opening, the Ginger Bear finds himself outside. Seeing his getaway driver parked in the bike lane, he waddles over -- casually cutting down multiple trees along the way -- then climbs into the limo.
"Get the lawn signs ready," he growls to his henchmen. "I think it's going to be an election year."
"What!?" the audience shouts. "I thought this was a caper flick. He's done nothing but wreak destruction and leave a mess for others to clean up."
The director shrugs, "yeah."