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@life_is@no-pony.farm
2025-09-06 08:32:50

@geist@troet.cafe @why_not@mastodon.social "Höhle der Löwen" schaue ich ja aus Gründen prinzipiell nicht. Und jetzt erfahre ich auf Mastodon so nebenbei, dass in Höhle der Löwen Produkte für die Vorbereitung auf Analverkehr präsentiert werden.
Offenbar habe ich die Sendung völlig falsch eingeschätzt. Vorurteile halt.

@Life_is@no-pony.farm
2025-09-06 08:32:50

@geist@troet.cafe @why_not@mastodon.social "Höhle der Löwen" schaue ich ja aus Gründen prinzipiell nicht. Und jetzt erfahre ich auf Mastodon so nebenbei, dass in Höhle der Löwen Produkte für die Vorbereitung auf Analverkehr präsentiert werden.
Offenbar habe ich die Sendung völlig falsch eingeschätzt. Vorurteile halt.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 14:00:35

Holy Crap! I biked to work... I took the (borrowed) ebike and it took 24 minutes. (I had estimated 35-40.) My route was about 7 miles. (The bike said 7, my phone said 6.7.)
This drive usually takes about 15 minutes by car. I probably spent at least a few minutes waiting at stoplights at the busier streets but taking the Oak Leaf Trail was smooth as hell.
#biking

Stats of a bike ride to work.
Map of a bike ride to work.
@pre@boing.world
2025-08-06 19:02:08

It's funny how the pain has become located more where the x-ray shows the break is, since I saw the picture.
Before that it was more in the heel of the hand and across the wrist.
Could be the plaster going on I suppose.
More likely that extra knowledge of the location of the damage affects where I feel the pain in my brain.

@crell@phpc.social
2025-08-06 23:28:33

My plane still hasn't taken off after a hour, because United Airlines had a *system wide* crash in the software that computes the cargo load and distribution needed for take off.
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK DOES SUCH A SYSTEM NEDD A NETWORK CONNECTION? YOU COULD HANDLE ALL THE NEEDED COMPUTATION ON A BLOODY PHONE IN THE CAPTAIN'S POCKET!
Are they using a gratuitous LLM or something? What the hell, United?

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-08-07 20:26:03

I'm fortunate to have an office at work with a door that closes.
I'm also fortunate to be mostly left alone for much of the day. Few people come and knock on my door, which I keep closed because the two across the hall are _constantly_ on the phone or zoom meeting.
But I guarantee within 20 seconds of me farting, especially if its really bad, THAT's when someone knocks.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-07-07 15:34:40

Replaced the garbage #disposal last night. It's one of those jobs like redoing the guts of a toilet; seemed intimidating but it was far easier than I expected. (Replacing with the same model helps.) #insinkerator #diy

Looking underneath a kitchen sink, into the cabinetry. It's mostly empty because some gasket in the garbage disposal wore out, and water leaked all the fuck over. The old disposal is out, and I'm cleaning the P traps while I'm down there.
The entrance hole to the old garbage disposal's big chamber of grindery and pain. It's one of the most disgusting holes I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of holes. Some funky buildup of years' worth of food particles, grease, and who the fuck knows what is all smeared around the top. Down in the business area of the disposal, there's some bits of cat food, and some carrot from my salad at lunch.
Back under the kitchen sink looking into the cabinets again, the new disposal is installed. The only difficult part of the job was getting it physically into the correct orientation to mate it up with the latch. (The serial number and a note I taped onto the disposal about spare parts have both been blurred out)
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-07-04 23:17:14

@… I'm a hobbyist game dev sort of (you asked for DMas for an article). Not many finished projects, but some significant stuff that's demoable & a jam game or two here or there. Best demo right now is probably:
cs.wellesley.edu/~pmwh/chlorop
I'm a college CS instructor for my day job in case that's relevant.

@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-07-05 20:27:49

50 years ago today, #JerryGarcia & legion of mary at the great american music hall, only 2 circulating songs (#7 #13): youtube.com/watch?v=7A-Yr80KfG

Fri, Sat July 4, 5 from 9pm
Legion of Mary
Jerry Garcia, Merl Saunders
Martin Fierro, John Kahn, Ron Tutt
@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 16:05:43

University of Toronto / McMaster University Numata Event Series, 2025-26
ift.tt/lKQ7trw
Conference> Chinese Buddhist Philosophy: From Three Treatises to Five Schools, 7-8 August 2025,…
via Input 4 RELCFP