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The Department of Homeland Security has ordered immigration officers to gather identifying information about anyone filming them and to “send that information to Intel who will do a ‘work-up’ on them,” a federal law enforcement official directly involved tells me.
“Meaning, trying to identify them via social media, running their license plates if available, and running a criminal history check,” the official explained.
The directive is part of a sweeping, nationwide effort by U.S…

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-01-24 23:43:16

I had not heard that the trumpies have ordered the National Symphony to begin every concert with The Star Spangled Banner.
Are there any among us who have the talent to create a melding of the Star Spangled tune with what really ought to be our national anthem, Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Our Land"?
Then the symphony could begin with that.
And wouldn't it be cool if at sports games, after the singing of the Spangled Banner song the crowd picks up and sin…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-09 00:44:03

"[Target] has a new directive for store employees: If a shopper comes within 10 feet of you…smile, make eye contact and greet or wave. If…within four feet — ask whether they need help or how their day is going…"
If shopper comes within 1 foot, store employees must kiss them, gently. If within 2 inches, then the employee must propose, perform and consummate a marriage to the customer.
Bigots are gonna try to deflect while going more broke.