@jan_j@chaos.socialGestern bei IKEA eines der neuen 45W-Netzteil gekauft.
Offenbar kann mein M1 MacBookAir also schneller als mit 30W geladen werden ⚡️
https://www.ikea.com/de/de/p/sjoess-ladegeraet-mit-2-usb-ausgaengen-45-w-schnell-laden-80574438…
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn the IKEA SMAKLIG Built-in Induction Hob: Review - Is an induction hob better than cooking with gas? How about health and carbon? #induction #cutCarbon #airQuality -
@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.orgHeute das erste Mal die 1,5-jährige mit zu #IKEA genommen. Einfach ein riesiger Spielplatz 🤩
#Papasein #FediEltern
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
@adamhotep@infosec.exchangeThe custom #spam-fighting PBX @… made broke Ikea's delivery service call system fantastically.
Transcript:
"To continue in English, please press 1️⃣."
[𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆 rapid DTMF spam string]
"Your delivery is scheduled for Tuesday. Five. [A burst of digital static plays out here for about a quarter of a second.] $DeliveryDate between the hours of 2pm and 6pm.
If an adult will not be available within the timeframe provided, or you have any other conflicts, please contact us at 88888888888888… Message repeat. ⚠️. Your delivery is scheduled for-" [total system breakdown occurs here... followed by dead line noise.] ............. [blerp] ............. [blerp] ............. [blerp] ............. [blerp]
Warning: sirocyl did normalize the volume to limit loud spikes, but the glitch sounds may be jarring. Be ready with your volume knob.
H/T @…, part 2/3
@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.orgHeute das erste Mal die 1,5-jährige mit zu #IKEA genommen. Einfach ein riesiger Spielplatz 🤩
#Papasein #FediEltern
@laxsill@social.spejset.orgNjuter av att föreställa mig vad nazisten Ingvar Kamprad skulle tycka om att Ikea har en Ramandan-kollektion. Ramadan Mubarak till alla er där ute! För arbetsköpare som är intresserade av hur man ska tänka kring Ramadan kan ni läsa vad Läkare mot Rasism skriver här http://läkaremotrasism.se/?p=793<…
@primonatura@mstdn.social"IKEA blamed for Romanian forest destruction"
#Romania #IKEA #Environment
@HerrGuenni@social.tchncs.de @herrguenni@social.tchncs.de
@tanyakaroli@expressional.socialMagasin havde en snart udgået serie service fra Royal Copenhagen til halv pris, så jeg så mit snit til endelig at få udskiftet der gamle, kedelige fra Ikea.
Men jeg havde da ved grŸd ikke forestillet mig at de ville være pakket individuelt! (Og i tre store papkasser, i Ÿvrigt)!
@adamhotep@infosec.exchangeHere's a #TTS): they struggle with long strings of numbers and end up hallucinating interesting pronunciations.
Source text:
Go is a deeply complex strategic game – famously far more complicated than chess, with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 possible board configurations. That means AlphaGo has to be creative, not just calculative.
Part 1 of 3
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
@guerda@ruhr.socialSchwarze Deckplatte für Ikea Besta zu verkaufen, 27€
https://www.kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/schwarze-glasplatte-fuer-ikea-besta/2742272168-88-1897
@adamhotep@infosec.exchangeNow to put the two prior posts together: You've read the transcript from Ikea's glitch. Let's hear how Google TTS brings it back to audio form (or, as @… put it, "please dial 666 for an exorcist").
Warning, there's some spooky audio in the background and some binaural stereo effects. These pair well with the computer voice, which sure sounds like it's having a stroke or consumed too many drugs—enough to eventually mispronounce "eight" as "sex".
I love how it ends with a very clear "eight". 3/3
@UP8@mastodon.social♻️ Recycling ceramic waste into new ceramics
https://www.ikea.com/global/en/stories/people-planet/silversida-series-ceramic-production-waste-240313/
@privacity@social.linux.pizzaLYFT: Standing Up for Better IKEA BEKANT Control
https://poliverso.org/display/0477a01e-3ce0e3a1-5edf3d5e58735f99
LYFT: Standing Up for Better IKEA BEKANT Control The IKEA BEKANT sit/stand desk is kind of a lifesaver — even if you don’t personally g…
@jaystephens@mastodon.socialShawna pushed at tangled cables in the bedroom nook doubling as a home office, clearing a path behind her cuboid IKEA wardrobe. She brushed aside plain blue Zoom-call tops, a layer of Target knitwear, pushed firmly through flimsy '00s clubwear she'd never fit again. Back to the real world; "captchas", "Chat GPT", "President Trump", a fading bad dream. Logical, she thought - ornate Edwardian wardrobes lead to Narnia, misassembled IKEA wardrobes lead to c…
@ingmar@norden.social @EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn the IKEA SMAKLIG Built-in Induction Hob: Review - Is an induction hob better than cooking with gas? How about health and carbon? #induction #cutCarbon #airQuality -
@matzeschmidt@masto.aiKurze Kritik am Feature über #IKEA auf #arte[1]: Die Schlussfolgerung, Konzerne seien integrierbare, zukünftig refomiert integer Verantwortliche in der Abfederung der #Klimakrise, vergißt den Charakter von
@groberschnitzer@graz.socialDas mögliche Grundstück für ein neues GAK-Stadion, zwischen IKEA und Cineplexx wäre wirklich optimal gelegen:
- Straßenbahn-Endstation
- Busbahnhof
- Zug-Bahnhof
- Autobahnabfahrt
- mehrspurige Bundesstraße als Zufahrt
Die ersten drei davon sind sogar nur wenige Meter entfernt. Einen besseren Platz gibt es aus Infrastruktur-Sicht wohl nicht in Graz.
@spacer@hachyderm.ioMoved hydroponic shelves out of hot garage and into basement for summer. Lettuce kept bolting out there. I planted a new batch of lettuce. 12 red romaine starts and 6 net cups with a couple seeds each of "marvel of four seasons". These varieties have served us well for years, and the red romaine are from seeds I harvested.
I'll succession sow another tub if seeds in around 2 weeks to keep them going at different ages.
@BugatellyMartin@troet.cafeProficiency-Level: Allen key
#londoncalling #advertisement #werbung
@h2g2bob@mastodon.dbatley.com@… reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_Heights sneaking in and doing a bunch of filming!
@ErikUden@mastodon.deMy bisexual ass could not go to Ikea
@K_luep@mastodon.socialIkea ist überall #Tatort
@floheinstein@chaos.social#lifehack
Nach jedem IKEA-Einkauf direkt die Bauanleitungs-PDFs runterladen und mit Beschreibung des Möbels als Ordnername ablegen.
Euer zukünftiges Ich wird es euch beim nächsten Umzug danken.
@jbaert@mastodon.socialNet iemand in de IKEA voor de derde keer "Maar we hebben dat toch niet nodig?" horen zeggen, en toen ging er een alarm af en werd de persoon vriendelijk naar de parking geëscorteerd.
@amster@mastodon.socialModeling IKEA MALM nightstands in Unreal Engine because we can.
#unreal #InteriorDesign #IKEA #3D
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.worldDear, if your father wants to spend his retirement dressing up as Batman and wandering around Ikea, there's nothing wrong with that. He wanted to be on the news and now he is.
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaThere's a potential joke about using Kodak Ecto-chrome for Kirlian photography but I'm too tired to construct it
Please enjoy your IKEA flatpak joke
@h2g2bob@mastodon.dbatley.com@… reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_Heights sneaking in and doing a bunch of filming!
@ErikUden@mastodon.deIch lebe in einem Ikea
@jbaert@mastodon.socialDie gekke grappige Zweedse productnamen in de IKEA toch! Cylïndēr. WHAT COULD IT MEAN
@BugatellyMartin@troet.cafeMan entkommt den #Schweden einfach nicht.
#londoncalling #ikea #thetroubles
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn the IKEA SMAKLIG Built-in Induction Hob: Review - Is an induction hob better than cooking with gas? How about health and carbon? #induction #cutCarbon #airQuality -
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online"#Ladesäulen beim #Einzelhandel: Laden am Laden
Fahrer shoppt, #Auto lädt: Davon profitieren #Discounter
@matzeschmidt@masto.aiI'm not quite satisfied with my #AnnieLeibovitz Dream Ikea Rack Post #Photography Project
@sieben_grafik@norden.social @EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn the IKEA SMAKLIG Built-in Induction Hob: Review - Is an induction hob better than cooking with gas? How about health and carbon? #induction #cutCarbon #airQuality -
@primonatura@mstdn.social"Better heat pumps for commercial buildings are coming soon"
#HeatPumps #Energy
@keen456@infosec.exchangeThis is some really cool #phone stuff and a clever approach to spam calls.
#telephony #voip #pbx
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn the IKEA SMAKLIG Built-in Induction Hob: Review - Is an induction hob better than cooking with gas? How about health and carbon? #induction #cutCarbon #airQuality -
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social @UP8@mastodon.social🏠 ‘We live in the best house in the world’: five design experts on how to live better in small homes
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/apr/06/small-homes-houses-living-designs-plans-how-to-…
@keen456@infosec.exchangeThis is some really cool #phone stuff and a clever approach to spam calls.
#telephony #voip #pbx
@REfeeds@botsin.spaceInvestors Bet on London’s Oxford Street Bouncing Back
#RealEstate #UrbanPlanning #Bloomberg #CityLab
