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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-06 21:39:43

Darren Woodson: Hall of Fame snub ‘not gonna break me’ dallascowboys.com/news/darren-

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-03 19:23:41

RE: social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/
Wait, not to get too dark here, but Elon Musk is out here chasing trillionaire status like it buys immortality, LMAO.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-06 21:13:35

Darren Woodson: Hall of Fame snub ‘not gonna break me’ dallascowboys.com/news/darren-

Silicon Valley, drunk on exponential curves and both terrified and entranced by endless funding rounds,
has given us the "Hero Developer":
a figure who ships features at midnight,
who “moves fast and breaks things,”
who transforms whiteboard scribbles into billion-dollar unicorns through sheer caffeinated will.
We celebrate this person constantly.
They're on the front page of TechCrunch et al.
They keynote conferences.
Their G…

@weltenkreuzer@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-13 14:26:58

RE: thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarm
True...
On the other hand, too many car drivers confuse immortality (with regard to an accident involving pedestrians) with right-of-way...

Social-media influencers and anti-ageing entrepreneurs
mingled with top US government officials,
including the head of the US National Institutes of Health (NIH), at an exclusive event steps from the White House last week.
The meeting’s purpose was to discuss the future of health in the United States.
Organizers called it the MAHA Summit,
referring to US health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s signature ‘Make America Healthy Again’ movement.
Attendees inclu…

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2025-12-10 15:03:49

(YouTube) This neural implant may be the first step toward digital immortality | Matt Angle (Paradromics) #BCI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
#ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky #Shitpost #Shitposting

Matthew 

@matthewseiji.com
It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the
consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the
cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4