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It sounds like the judge is allowing in a fair amount here that isn't strictly relevant but hammers home both the absurdity and the political context.
#sandwichgate
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-04 18:36:55

I don't appreciate the people who mock this poor man. Every year there are countless mass sandwichings in schools throughout the country, and we tolerate it because we, as a society, have lost our way. Kids and teachers huddled in their classrooms as mustard and onions fly through the air. WHERE'S YOUR HUMANITY, PEOPLE??

‪Dave Jamieson‬ ‪@jamieson.bsky.social‬

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer. 

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.


Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich cam…
‪Dave Jamieson‬ ‪@jamieson.bsky.social‬

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.


Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," whic…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-05 03:44:05

Johnson rips Bears' offense after loss to Lions espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475089

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-04 02:02:11

Don't threaten us with a good time, Mike Johnson
dailykos.com/stories/2025/12/3

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-03 23:30:43

Speaker Johnson doubles down on defense of filibuster (Sarah Fortinsky/The Hill)
thehill.com/homenews/house/558
memeorandum.com/251103/p115#a2

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-03 15:49:33

Giants TE Johnson watches Knicks but out finale espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/474905

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-04 05:40:46

Mike Johnson works in secret to strip IVF health coverage from defense bill (Julianne McShane/MS NOW)
ms.now/news/mike-johnson-works
memeorandum.com/251204/p2#a251

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-03 12:25:17

Bears' Ben Johnson: Packers 'might be the best defense we've seen all year' nfl.com/news/bears-ben-johnson

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-04 01:50:45

Mike Johnson Wants You to Believe He Lives Under a Rock (Nikki McCann Ramirez/Rolling Stone)
rollingstone.com/politics/poli
memeorandum.com/251103/p132#a2

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-03 19:31:40

Giants TE Theo Johnson, listed as out vs. Cowboys with illness, attends Knicks game, says 'I am not sick'

cbssports.com/nfl/news/giants-