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@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-27 00:11:47

Estou impressionado como eu demorei para preparar esta avaliação agora. Preciso mesmo otimizar este processo. Desse jeito não dš.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-25 12:24:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Florence the Machine:
🎵 My Love (Dave Glass Animals remix)
#Florence theMachine
dj-flash79.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/7jQuTeW

Donald Trump proposed significant budget cuts to NASA,
which included defunding many science missions at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL),
leading to extensive layoffs and a demoralizing environment for staff.
This action threatened the continuation of major projects, including the Mars Sample Return mission

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 22:12:11

Und im Konzert des kleinen Ensembles dachte ich plötzlich, du könntest jede*n der Musiker*innen zu einer Comicfigur machen, nicht im Sinne von "sie sind Karikaturen", aber sie hatten alle etwas sehr Markantes in Erscheinung und Spiel.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-06 19:10:39

Trump Threatens to Jail Reporter Over Iran Rescue Mission 'Leak' (Torrie Herrington/NOTUS)
notus.org/trump-white-house/tr
memeorandum.com/260406/p57#a26

@trochee@dair-community.social
2026-05-18 00:58:55

The Butlerian Jihad famously includes the phrase
"Thou shalt not make machines in the likeness of a human mind"
But if I were starting off today, I would say "thou shalt not force the human mind into the likeness of a machine"
mastodon.social/@blogdiva/1165

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-23 19:11:42

Minha mãe me pedindo pra fazer um jogo da mega-sena pra ela, me mandando os números. Coloquei até um alarme para não esquecer, mesmo sabendo que ela não vai ganhar. Pois, do jeito que o Universo funciona, eu tenho certeza que seriam sorteados exatamente os números que ela escolheu caso eu tivesse esquecido de fazer o jogo rs.

@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-14 09:22:58

#Calisthenics 1.Woche geschafft
Die 48h Regenration für jede Muskelgruppe machen wirklich den Unterschied.
Hab früher schon versucht, jeden Tag z.B. Liegestütze zu machen und dann wegen Muskelkater des Todes aufgegeben. Aber jetzt die Abwechslung von Push/Pull/Squat mit Springseil für Cardio zwischendrin ist ein guter Mix.
Eine

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-03 22:05:58

U.S. fighter jet downed over Iran, one pilot rescued, official says (NBC News)
nbcnews.com/news/military/us-f
memeorandum.com/260403/p110#a2