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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 14:11:23

When your country is run by incompetent clowns you can't act all surprised when nobody takes it seriously.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 13:18:12

He was a mormon.
Then he went on a diet and became a lessmon.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 13:05:02

Fun fact: é perfeitamente possível ter mais que uma ideia na cabeça ao mesmo tempo.
Espantoso, não é? Mas verdadeiro.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 14:58:10

I may know what people are doing when they fawn over the orange moron, playing with his childish narcissism to manipulate him, but I can't help it -- I cringe every single time.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 14:22:53

I mean...
I would much rather Trump falling for being a nazi-adjacent inhuman pile of steaming orange shit. But if he ends up falling for being a raping pedophile, I won't complain.
After all, Al Capone fell to tax evasion, not to murder. He still fell.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 14:14:47

LOL!
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149086033467

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 13:53:18

More news from the extermination camp of Gaza.
mstdn.social/@DemocracyMatters

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 16:06:12

HAHAHAHAHA!
Marvellous! 😂
noc.social/@todayilearned/1149

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 14:06:08

Stop. Giving. Power. To. Psychopaths.
mstdn.social/@GottaLaff/114738

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 19:48:38

OK, this seems interesting.
delightful.coding.social/delig