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@joe@toot.works
2026-05-02 16:57:04

I really don't understand how the MAGAts I still believe the dipshit's "everything that I do that hurts you is Joe Biden's fault".
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-29 22:01:20

Jill Biden on that disastrous debate and Joe's decision to withdraw (Susan Page/USA Today)
usatoday.com/story/news/politi
memeorandum.com/260529/p104#a2

Oh, so all of these MAGA shops that made 86 46 shirts, hats, stickers, etc. wanted to kill Joe Biden?

The image features a sandy beach with a shell formation displaying the numbers "8647." 

Alongside this, there are social media posts discussing merchandise related to the numbers "86" and "46," implying political contexts with mentions of protest of President Joe Biden
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-27 21:01:08

Jill Biden says she was "frightened" by Joe Biden's 2024 debate performance, thought he was having a stroke (CBS News)
cbsnews.com/news/jill-biden-in
memeorandum.com/260527/p107#a2

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-27 03:34:50

Joe Biden sues U.S. Justice Department over planned release of conversations with biographer | CBC News
cbc.ca/news/world/biden-justic

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-27 21:50:48

Jill Biden's Reaction to Biden's 2024 Debate: 'He's Having a Stroke' (Katie Rogers/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2026/05/27/us/poli
memeorandum.com/260527/p117#a2

@life_is@no-pony.farm
2026-04-01 16:08:59

Da die CDU ja nun ihren eigenen DeepFake-Porno-Skandal hat, erinnert sich eigentlich noch jemand, was Joe Biden im Wahlkampf gesagt hat, bevor er zum Präsidenten gewählt wurde? Er hat gesagt, dass nur solche Männer in einem Umkleideraum über Frauen herziehen, die zu hässlich sind, um eine abzubekommen und dass diese Männer dann von den anderen Männern in einen Mülleimer gesteckt werden. Außerdem würde er jeden Mann sofort feuern, der etwas derartiges täte, wenn er zum Präsidenten gewählt wird. …

@Life_is@no-pony.farm
2026-04-01 16:08:59

Da die CDU ja nun ihren eigenen DeepFake-Porno-Skandal hat, erinnert sich eigentlich noch jemand, was Joe Biden im Wahlkampf gesagt hat, bevor er zum Präsidenten gewählt wurde? Er hat gesagt, dass nur solche Männer in einem Umkleideraum über Frauen herziehen, die zu hässlich sind, um eine abzubekommen und dass diese Männer dann von den anderen Männern in einen Mülleimer gesteckt werden. Außerdem würde er jeden Mann sofort feuern, der etwas derartiges täte, wenn er zum Präsidenten gewählt wird. …

For a year, the Trump Justice Department has been on an odd mission:
to assist a former FBI informant with ties to Russian intelligence who ended up in prison for passing disinformation about Joe Biden to the bureau.
His crime deeply affected American politics.
The false claim he slipped to the FBI
—that Biden and his son Hunter each were paid a $5 million bribe by a Ukrainian energy company
—became the main evidence in the House Republicans’ reckless and ill-fate…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-27 01:25:36

Biden Sues to Halt Release of Interview Tapes With Ghostwriter (NOTUS)
notus.org/us-news/joe-biden-gh
memeorandum.com/260526/p133#a2

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-03-18 17:55:53

Mullin Won't Say Biden Won 2020 Election, Dodges Repeatedly On Sending DHS Agents To Polling Places - Joe.My.God.
joemygod.com/2026/03/mullin-wo

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 16:44:37

Wow.
Another 1000 point drop in stocks and the Dow will be back to where it was when Joe Biden was president.
By Donald Trumps own previously stated opinions* (ha ha) he should have resigned 8 times since taking office for his second term.
*Y’know…if he wasn’t a disingenuous liar & all

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-11 14:45:44

Venmo is implementing a major privacy update to set new users' posts to "friends only" by default during onboarding; in 2021, a reporter found Joe Biden's Venmo (Jay Peters/The Verge)
theverge.com/tech/927503/venmo

@usul@piaille.fr
2026-05-21 04:15:59

Assaut du Capitole : deux policiers portent plainte contre Donald Trump pour empêcher la création d’un fonds susceptible d’indemniser les émeutiers

Enten: "It's not just one poll.
The five worst polls ever for any president on inflation,
they all belong to Donald Trump and they have all occurred in the last month.
What we're talking about here is the worst numbers ever.
Joe Biden isn't in there.
Jimmy Carter isn't in there."

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-05-09 07:00:45

In the multi-player part of the Star Fox Nintendo Direct was a player named Erick!
PICK A LETTER MY DUDE!

Joe Biden saying “You have two options.”
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 16:44:37

Wow.
Another 1000 point drop in stocks and the Dow will be back to where it was when Joe Biden was president.
By Donald Trumps own previously stated opinions* (ha ha) he should have resigned 8 times since taking office for his second term.
*Y’know…if he wasn’t a disingenuous liar & all

#meme
Clip from “Kill Bill, Vol 2”
B* (a femme presenting light skinned woman with blonde hair, wearing a khaki jacket and jeans, holding a katana) is facing off against Elle. She is spattered liberally with blood
The camera moves to close up and she says
“Guess that makes him a liar, now, don’t it.”
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-15 00:10:49

Excruciating moment Joe Biden summons black man by calling him 'BARACK'... but there's a twist (Nikki Schwab/Daily Mail)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1
memeorandum.com/260414/p142#a2

“Don’t tell me what you value,” Joe Biden was fond of saying.
“Show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value.”
The ever-expanding budget for bombing Iran makes one thing clear:
the US government doesn’t value its own citizens a bit.
Watching money that should go towards schools and infrastructure and healthcare being spent on death and destruction should make every US taxpayer apoplectic.
Operation Epic Fury indeed.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-15 00:20:43

Joe Biden visits alma mater Syracuse for portrait unveiling (Max Rego/The Hill)
thehill.com/homenews/education
memeorandum.com/260414/p146#a2

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-08 22:45:47

Trump DOJ rallies behind convicted informant who lied to FBI about Biden (Steve Benen/MS NOW)
ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/madd
memeorandum.com/260408/p110#a2

The interior department is canceling a rule that put conservation on equal footing with development,
as Donald Trump’s administration eases restrictions on industries and seeks to boost drilling, logging, mining and grazing on taxpayer-owned land.
The 2024 rule adopted under former president Joe Biden was meant to refocus the interior department’s Bureau of Land Management,
which oversees about 10% of land in the US.
It allowed public property to be leased for restora…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-06 21:55:46

Trump Rambles About Autopen, Joe Biden To Table Full Of Kids At Easter Event (Ryan Grenoble/HuffPost)
huffpost.com/entry/trump-easte
memeorandum.com/260406/p80#a26

Lev Parnas, a Ukrainian American businessman who served a 20-month sentence for campaign contributions to Republican politicians, including Donald Trump, that secretly came from a Russian oligarch,
has announced a bid to unseat María Elvira Salazar, a Cuban American Republican who is in her third term as representative for Florida’s 27th congressional district.
Parnas rose to national attention during Trump’s first impeachment trial in 2019, when it emerged that he had been the …