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@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi
2025-07-15 20:58:40

Rajut rankkasateet aiheuttavat tulvia ja liikennekaaosta New Yorkissa ja New Jerseyssä #NewYork

Rajut rankkasateet aiheuttavat tulvia ja liikennekaaosta New Yorkissa ja New Jerseyssä
Uutiset nopeasti ja luotettavasti.

@jake4480@c.im
2025-06-11 11:40:31

The original Jurassic Park flick was released in U.S. theaters today (June 11) in 1993. I was 13 at the time, and had actually read Crichton's book. I was psyched to see Jurassic Park in the theater, which I did, with my family. I loved it- it was wild. I was intrigued by dinosaurs then, and still am. But this was and still is the only JP movie I've seen- I never saw any of the sequels.
I've certainly had a crush on Laura Dern ever since 😍

The Jurassic Park movie poster, black background with dinosaur logo in black, red and white
Jurassic Park characters stare at a Brachiosaurus from a Jeep
Laura Dern and Sam Neill
The T-Rex and jeeps in the rain
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2025-05-14 17:47:11

When I get elected Pope, I will choose my name to be "X". Then I will immediately resign and get re-elected nine times; so that in the end I will be Pope X X.
All that just for the fun of seeing Elon Musk become green with envy.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 19:32:53

Candidatura do Seguro lançada com a presença do João Soares, da Maria de Belém e do Francisco Assis.
LMAO!
Que lindo friso de jarretas! 😂

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 12:19:25

Sim, sim. Especialmente o Grok.
masto.pt/@tugatech/11485149842

TugaTech 🖥️ (@tugatech@masto.pt)
IA para crianças: o novo melhor amigo é um chatbot, mas há perigos 🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t69302-ia-para-criancas-o-novo-melhor-amigo-e-um-chatbot-mas-ha-perigos #ChatGPT #digital #google #internet #mundo #Privacidade #segurança #Snapchat #tecnologia #vulnerabilidade 

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 17:40:37

O Seguro vai-se candidatar a presidente da república?
O Seguro?
O #PS estš mesmo decidido a perder mais essas eleições, não estš?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 15:58:33

Christofascism is a terrorist ideology.
mstdn.social/@jackhutton/11468

jackhutton 🇺🇸 (@jackhutton@mstdn.social)
A pastor--‘a man of god’ --because, of course he is.. “[Vance] Boelter, a pastor who also ran a local security services firm, is alleged to have approached both lawmakers early on Saturday morning dressed as a police officer before opening fire.”

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 13:30:18

Quantos alqueires de terra o gajo arou?
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146874674607

SAPO (@sapopt@masto.pt)
Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa homenageado na Feira da Agricultura “por estar sempre ao lado dos agricultores” https://www.sapo.pt/noticias/regioes/marcelo-rebelo-de-sousa-homenageado-na-feira-_684ea593e72b110f690869ad?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=Web&utm_campaign=sapo_rs

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 22:08:17

Oh, look, the clown is clowning.
mstdn.social/@minimarket/11468

MINIMARKET ONLINE LTD (@minimarket@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image Despite evidence that the conflict between Israel and Iran is escalating, U.S. President Donald Trump expressed optimism on Sunday that peace would come soon and cited the possibility that Russia's Vladimir Putin could help. In a social media post, Trump said there were many unspecified meetings about the issue happening and encouraged the two countries to make a deal. #us #usa #news #minimarketonlineltd #minimarket #America #AmericaNews #trump #Ukraine #russia #UkraineW…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 18:03:49

Enfim, não se pode dizer que o Seguro é O pior candidato possível para o #PS apresentar Šs eleições presidenciais.
Afinal, podiam ter apresentado o Sócrates...