Tootfinder

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jwz/115991430368350285
for some inscrutable reason, jwz gets a lot of people googling up answers for him like he doesn’t know what a web browser is…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jwz/115817699266912696
jfc just bring back headphone jacks in phones. I'm still using my 2018 oneplus 6 because it has a headphone jack and not a monster screen.

My solution to the problem @… mentions:
1. Make password the •only• login field. No username/email! Just password, and you’re in!
2. Because they now identify users, passwords must to be unique across all users in a system.
3. For security reasons, require passwords to be unique across all sites on the entire Internet. A password can be used at most once in human history.
4. This renders account recovery impossible in many cases.
5. Over time, users are thus able to use fewer and fewer sites, eventually being forced offline altogether.
6. Success!
https://mastodon.social/@jwz/115776511391611416

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jwz/116078186911677336
Taking @…'s suggestion to substitute "AI" with "cocaine" in v…