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2026-08-11 23:17:55
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@Jyoti@mas.to![[A post from Tumblr which has the below text]
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them t…](https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/079/425/089/817/298/original/68545d96f3a42dc3.jpg)
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