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@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-05-08 14:15:08

When I was little I decided that Pizza Hut was actually Pizza *Hunt*.
Instead of ordering food like a normal restaurant when it was your turn you'd go out in the back where there would be a bunch of live pizzas rolling around an enclosure on their crusts like tires. The waiter would hand you a bow and arrow, you'd pick the pizza you wanted to eat, shoot it, then they'd cook it up for you.

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-05-07 03:29:29

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
#HashTagGames

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-03-03 15:56:12

Sickly Red II ⭕️
病态的红 II ⭕️
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ CineStill 800T
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography …

CineStill 800T (FF) English Alt Text An indoor space with a two‑tone blue wall, light blue on top and dark blue on the bottom. Five stacked plastic chairs sit in the corner beneath an emergency exit sign with Chinese characters and a left‑pointing arrow. The ceiling has integrated lighting strips, and the floor features colorful stripes in blue, green, and purple. Electrical outlets and coiled green cables rest along the left wall, giving the room a clean but utilitarian feel. 中文替代文字 一个室内空间，墙面…
CineStill 800T (FF) English Alt Text A nighttime city scene featuring a tall construction crane lit with red lights along its arm and bright white lights at its base. The crane rises against a dark sky, with several mid‑rise buildings behind it. One building displays a vertical red neon sign with Chinese characters. The overall atmosphere is dramatic, with strong contrasts between the artificial lights and the surrounding darkness. 中文替代文字 夜间城市景象，一座高大的施工起重机矗立在黑暗的天空前。起重机的臂架上有红色灯光，底部有明亮的白光。背景中有几栋…
CineStill 800T (FF) English Alt Text A row of futuristic white pod‑style chairs with red accents, resembling massage or entertainment pods, arranged against a brightly lit wall. The wall features colorful graphics and Chinese text in a modern, high‑tech style. The scene suggests a relaxation or entertainment zone, possibly in a mall or public facility, with a vibrant and playful atmosphere. 中文替代文字 一排未来感十足的白色舱型座椅，带有红色装饰，看起来像按摩舱或娱乐舱。它们靠着一面亮丽的墙壁摆放，墙上有彩色图案和现代科技风格的中文文字。整体氛围活泼、现代，像是商场或公共空间中的休闲娱乐区域。
CineStill 800T (FF) English Alt Text A hallway leading to a doorway marked by a glowing green exit sign with Chinese characters and the word “EXIT.” To the right of the doorway is a reflective panel showing distorted neon‑like colors in yellow, red, and blue. Beyond the doorway, a room with blue lighting and metal railings is visible. The polished floor reflects the lights, and a fire alarm and safety sign are mounted on the left wall. 中文替代文字 一条走廊通向一扇门，门上方有绿色发光的出口标志，包含中文和“EXIT”字样。门右侧的反光面呈现扭曲的黄…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 09:40:03
Content warning: Food, non-vegan, eye contact, 🐶

Come get your kibble!!
*whistling noises*

Screenshot of a recent Youtube video from NileBlue (aka NileRed) of him smiling at the camera holding up a plate of what looks like to be puppy food. Nearby is a circle with a shows a McDonald's Big Mac in an open box with an arrow pointing to the food. The significance is that there's been a trend of young adults making what they call boy-kibble / girl-kibble to eat, abandoning any sense of food presentation for that doggy goodness. Title of the 29 min and 23 second video is: Making human ki…
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 14:38:10

This woman made a gesture like she was shooting an arrow at me as she passed by
#photo #photography #sports #running

Woman with hear tied up in an animal print scarf points at me with both figures: she's wearing a black jacket from The North Face, has big number 235 and glasses. Behind her is a race volunteer wearing high-viz clothes and a tiny bit of barricade as well as a blurred out sidewalk, lawn with plants, concrete buildings and tree trunks.