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@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-02-06 17:11:27

How to Play Accordion: Beginner Step-by-Step Guide:
Someone posted a link to an introduction to playing the accordion on mastodon last night
The article seems to be either really poorly translated, or very badly mangled and unfiltered AI slop
Or probably both: a bad translation run through AI?
Or AI fed on bad translations?
Anyways. The internet will soon be entirely useless. This is all we’ll see:
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@doktrock@toad.social
2025-11-26 01:09:06

xkcd: Geologic Core Sample
xkcd.com/3171/

Drawing of a core, with various shaded layers.
TYPICAL GEOLOGIC CORE SAMPLE -TOPSOIL 
TILL- 
GRANITE BEDROCK 
ROOF OF SUBWAY CAR

FLOOR OF SUBWAY CAR 

- MORE GRANITE . 

MUNICIPAL WATER MAIN 

SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT GRANITE 

PIECE OF SCREAMING SPELUNKER'S FOREARM 

COOL CRYSTALS WITH NO RESALE VALUE 

MANGLED FRAGMENTS - OF DRILLBIT FROM PREVIOUS ATTEMPT 

SOME BORING INTRUSIVE ROCK THAT'S BASICALLY GRANITE AND HAS A NAME LIKE "DIORITE" OR "ANDALITE" THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK UP 

BALROG WING-…
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-27 02:23:54

today i watched the entirety of malice@doll for the first time, and so when i opened up a chocolate x pretzel snack bag from christmas and saw it all melted and mangled into clumps from the road, i imagined each like it was one of the mechanical x organic amalgamations

@compfu@mograph.social
2025-11-23 19:07:30

It's so weird how all of a sudden all Youtubers are censoring themselves. Sex is called "X". True Crime podcasts are using the term "serial offender" instead of serial killer. Sometimes a word is mangled and that's where I don't know whether that's Youtube doing it to the audio track automatically or whether the Youtubers are doing it on purpose.
#youtube

@kulkesk@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-19 05:11:39

the sheer amount of bots that hit my poor one page server (#sysadmin #bots

a screenshot of fail2ban status messages about banned ips that it got with 35 days of uptime
bots that hit 404 errors 172 total and 3 currently banned
bots that did mangled requests 54 total
bots that were caught by default "nginx-botsearch" is 25 total and 8 currently banned