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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-05-04 09:27:09

Crashing a @… Jitsi Meeting, shouting "May the Fourth be with you all, and Happy Birthday to [Manager]"
My work is done 😄
#maythe4th

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-05-06 19:08:41

I have some sketches of an essay that I need to write, but I think it's worth brain-dumping a bit more in the mean time.
#LLMs are an attempt to make tech grow forever. But like, how many "your mom/a friend, but done by a precarious worker instead" apps do we really need? Everything right now is in the AI grift hole, but there's almost nothing of interest (even if you ignore the ethical concerns). Like, no, I don't fucking want a robot to lie to me about my groceries. That doesn't sound like a useful feature. There's a lot of useless shit being pumped out to prop up the bottom line, and a lot of people just want to be able to use their old phone for more than a couple of years.
No one is happy with this. No one wants this. Except the billionaires who are forcing us all to drink the capitalism koolaid, because they'd rather exterminate life on earth than live in a world where they experience consequences.
Nothing grows forever. That's not how literally anything in reality works, or has ever worked, at all in history. Some people think that the universe itself may work like that, but that's only an educated guess. Finite things don't grow forever. Every organism, every society, every technology, every dynamic and adaptive system we have ever known goes through a growth phase and then goes in to a stabilization phase. Or, following a Malthusian pattern, grows until it reaches a catastrophic point and collapses. Like lemmings. Or reindeer. Or cancer.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-05-03 21:50:27

Happy International Star Wars Day (May the Fourth be with you)

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-06-02 12:28:11

A foreign funder just informed me that “the applicant has decided to withdraw the proposal from the competition. As a result, the review will unfortunately no longer be required. Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.”
I’m happy to assure you that this doesn't cause me any inconvenience.
#AcademicChatter

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-06-02 12:28:11

A foreign funder just informed me that “the applicant has decided to withdraw the proposal from the competition. As a result, the review will unfortunately no longer be required. Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.”
I’m happy to assure you that this doesn't cause me any inconvenience.
#AcademicChatter

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-06-02 12:28:11

A foreign funder just informed me that “the applicant has decided to withdraw the proposal from the competition. As a result, the review will unfortunately no longer be required. Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.”
I’m happy to assure you that this doesn't cause me any inconvenience.
#AcademicChatter

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-05-04 00:52:46

Happy #StarWars Day. May the Fourth be with you!

@john@fediverse-rocks.de
2026-05-04 06:09:22

May the 4th be with you!
Happy StarWarsDay!
#StarWarsDay

@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2026-06-28 07:03:33

Happy 100th birthday, Mr. Mel Brooks. May the Schwartz be with you!
#melbrooks