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Donald: Yes there is, but I won't tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
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💂♂️Hello, this is OfGov how may I help you today?
🚴♂️Oh hello, yes. I'm the MP for Cycling and Cyclists and I'm happy to get your letter saying we have received so much support that it's time to nominate another representative?
💂♂️Ah, yes, Mr Cinderford. Thank you for calling. The records here do indeed show that you've reached 350,000 people who have nominated your party so it's time for you to nominate a new MP. Do you know the OfGov ID of the person in question?
🚴♂️Of course, yes, I'd like to appoint my wife, Mrs Cinderford.
💂♂️I'm afraid that's against the rules sir, multiple party-delegated representatives may not come from the same family or region in the country. They're designed against nepotism or local-ism.
🚴♂️Oh, yes. Oh in that case it will have to be Mr Peacock, my rival in the party who is vying for control. Oh dear. Oh well, must be as must be. If the rules are clear.
💂♂️Of course sir. Mr Peacock will receive one third of the party-appointed voting weight after training. We'll have training and credentials contact him tomorrow. Is there anything else?
🚴♂️No, that's fine. It's good our power is growing I suppose, even if I now must share it.
