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@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-27 06:25:02

I think my daughter gets me. A for accuracy. Also, the disco ball is a nice touch.

Drawing of a skeleton, with it's eyes falling out, scratches and blood on it's skull, but happily listening to music on some headphones.
@mf@est.social
2024-10-28 14:11:33

Annan teada, et näidend David Kellnerist tuleb lavale. Ma pole ise tegelikult rohkem näinud kui lugemisproov, seega päris kindel ei ole mida seal näha saab. Üks asi, mida sai nii ja naapidi kaalutud oli pealkiri, lõpuks jäi selline, aga tõsi on see, et ma ise suhtun pealkirjadesse nagu Saussure, kes väitis, et sõnad on vaid kokkuleppelised märgid ja ei tähenda ise midagi. Minul oli tööpealkirjaks lihtsalt Kellner, aga selge see, et sellisega ei ole võimalik reklaami teha. Võib olla, et Sauss…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2024-12-25 18:57:53

Like Malaysia Airlines MH17 and Korean Air Lines 007, seems Azerbaijan Airlines J2-8243 may have been shot down. #russia just can’t stop hurting people.
“FlightRadar24…said…aircraft…faced ‘strong GPS jamming,’ which ‘made…aircraft transmit bad ADS-B data,’ referring to…information…allows flight-tracking websites to follow planes…Russia…blamed in…past for jamming GPS transmissions…”

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 00:51:46

i cannot articulate how infuriating it is that discord is giving me the option to link my bluesky but not my mastodon for some reason

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 14:41:30

After wearing my cargo pants yesterday and being spoiled by decent sized pockets (I could fit my phone in the front pocket, keys, and lipstick without it falling out when I sit) I’m pissed again about the pockets in my current pants, back pocket I can only put my hand up to my second knuckle in the back (might fit a lipstick but it would fall out) and the front ones, stuff keeps falling out when I sit. I’m going to lengthen the pockets based on the cargo pants pockets, I don’t care if it ‘ruins the line of the pants, and adds bulkiness’ because as I always say, women’s pockets, when pants have them, are bullshit. And I don’t care if they make me look fat because I value function and comfort more. My son can fit a whole keyboard in his. I’ve been gradually lengthening my pockets as I get to them, or wearing a Fanny pack, but had to go to a funeral Sunday and got pissed again about my pockets. I want to empower other women with decent pockets, so we can take over. That poem about seditious pockets comes to mind. Or at least carry phones and keys. Will post photos. #sewing #pockets #womenspants

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2024-10-26 06:40:08

The perfect reaction emoji does not exi …

Discord-Screenshot:

Mela: I will write my term paper about coffee substitutes (smiling emoji with heart-eyes)

Reaction emoji (by 6 people): A cartoon cat that drinks from a cup of coffee with closed eyes, looking content. Then she opens her eyes wide and spits out her coffee in surprise.
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 09:41:54

"when was the last time you saw a bag of chips despawn. 'cause for me, it's never."
-me at 1 fucking 37 AM