Tootfinder

Mildly amused at how I took the job at my current employer, in part, to avoid the red tape of working for a megacorp.
Instead, I get to go through new-contractor onboarding for megacorp *clients* every time I do a project for such a customer that I haven't worked for before / recently enough.
Why go through security awareness or anti-harassment training when you start a new job, or once a year, when you could do it every few months instead?

“You’re storing the user data in a place that syncs with iCloud! Apple is an evil megacorp and they can’t be trusted!”
It’s an iOS app, genius.
Trust doesn’t work like “I trust *evil* Apple to definitely not spy on my inputs, but I TOTALLY don’t trust them with the data that those inputs create.”
You concede to trusting them enough, or you don’t.
If you don’t, that’s fine (just don’t use them), but your threat model is dumb if you only trust them for the worst part.…