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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-03 03:29:34

Klint Kubiak is focused on the Super Bowl, mum on the Raiders job reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-12-05 20:58:46

"Out of curiosity, I used this brand-new search engine you might have heard about, “Google,” to learn more about the subject. I found a copy of CaptureNet, a freeware packet sniffer part of the SpyNet/PeepNet by Laurentiu Nicula; then I looked up for the port number used by MSN Messenger (it was 1863 in case you were wondering.) Finally, I found out how to enable “promiscuous mode” in the network card in my laptop."

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-29 19:19:38

Stefanski mum on future, 'privileged' to have job espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/474461

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-30 18:08:06

The Property Management Podcast With That Property Mum
The go-to show for busy women in the crazy property management industry...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/proper

The Property Management Podcast With That Property Mum 
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-01 10:47:46

I am visiting my mum. We are in a posh garden centre. They are playing Christmas songs. I suspect I'll have lost #Whamageddon before lunch time.

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-01-31 20:42:51

Es wird wirklich viel Mist mit #Wissenschaft begründet, was ziemlich sicher nach wissenschaftlichen Kriterien eher #Schwurbel zu sein scheint. 🫣
TMLive - #YogicFlying Competition MUM 2016

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-26 05:49:39

Stafford mum on future as Rams left reeling in loss espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/477313

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-03 00:48:53

Yesterday's news:
- Husband has bright green fibreglass cast on his right wrist because we now know he definitely broke something apart from the shower curtain.
- Grand-dog has gone home with daughter (his mum).
- Son is back at our place again.
Today is hopefully a quiet one at home.
#Suburbia

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-26 19:47:02

Hi everyone,
I’m very happy to announce that Aya (@…) will be joining our little team of volunteers at Gaza Verified¹ to help us carry out verification calls.
Aya is in Gaza herself with her family (she’s @…’s daugher) and s…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-30 04:58:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #EasternEchoes
Feng:
🎵 Mum, im an artist
#Feng
open.spotify.com/track/39v5RVR

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-27 01:59:06
Content warning:

My mum wants a laptop for her birthday and I prepared a list of arguments to explain why I would not want to use Windows 11 neither personally for myself nor for her. The first thing I said, that it pushes AI on you in the form of Copilot, had her convinced LOL

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 03:49:38

Sanders shines in first start; Browns mum on QB1 espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470803

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-27 12:53:24

For right-wing people a basic concept is we against “them”. They are not against healthcare, but against healthcare for “them”. Not against the subsidized bus their mum rides but against busses for “them”. Not against grants for their dad's payments but against giving “them” money.
They are the ones God loves as they are righteous, but not “them” who are wrong. Jesus? Ok, Jesus may pity “them”, but only with a grin.
So when MAGA announced all the cuts the voters' minds re…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-12 10:19:59

Dad told me that on Tuesday reindeer were taken to Mum's care home - how cool is that! Mum was stroking the 6mo calf who was there with its ma. I joked to Dad (who we live with, in his house, albeit very collaboratively) that that was a good reason to get a puppy, so we could take it in to Mum and she'd love stroking it and to my amazement he took me seriously! He said it's not an outright no, so I'm quite encouraged. We're looking to adopt a couple of kittens in Jan so w…

@barijaona@mastodon.mg
2025-11-16 10:50:47

What could happen when the spirit of 1968 collided with Franco's Spain?
"Patronato: My mum was a 17-year-old free spirit in Franco's Spain - so she was locked up and put in a coma"
bbc.com/news/articles/cr43vx0r

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-25 16:13:08

Got my mum a Motorola G06 as a new 4G phone; cleared the front screen down to just time, phone, contacts and camera. Fingerprint unlock (done at the power switch) doesn't seem reliable; face unlock works.
Not bad for the £64 tesco are charging SIM-Free,

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-23 17:40:30

Ich habe den Titelsong der Serie "Mum" für Euch gefunden, damit Ihr ihn nicht suchen müsst. Es gibt drölfzig Versionen von dem Song, aber ich behaupte, diese ist die beste:
youtube.com/watch?v=BomRSA6JvdA

@lordxxl@ruhr.social
2025-11-26 06:12:53

I believe, my 5 year old daughter as a future in science:
Mom: "Your desk is completely stained, I can't remove those pencil marks! which pen did you use ?"
"I don't know mum, but I've an idea. I will get all my pens and draw over the desk again, so we can test which ones we can't remove! "

@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-21 13:55:08

There was like one minute free where my mum wasn’t watching Coronation Street or something - and I recorded whatever came out.

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2025-11-16 19:17:58

"When your number's up, your number's up", my mum used to say:
November 16, 2012. Patrick Edlinger, a celebrated climber who had braved all dangers with his bare hands, accidentally dies by falling down the stairs at home.

Photo of muscular man scaling a cliff.
@77slevin@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-25 00:51:38

So happy my #AliExpress order came before #Christmas eve, drove my mum into a hissy fit when I asked to put my food into a prison tray. 🤣 What can I say, I don't like it when various food touches each other. There is probably a more compelling argument about this

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-11-26 08:12:59

Aaah it's a nice day that starts with making a few new fediconnections. Morning all. I have a day of staring at gravel on a tray, and speaking to Mum's care home now that most funding has been withdrawn. What are you up to?

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 19:50:17

I drove 256 miles in the Boxster today to collect the remainder of ski-trip luggage from Wicklow, and help Mum & Dad with their Australian tourist visa applications.
That trip, a mixture of motorway and B-roads really cemented it for me: that little blue thing is the best car I've ever owned (possibly ever driven?) If you have the chance, I heartily recommend obtaining one..
It's now also utterly filthy, but wearing the road-muck very well.

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-11-08 03:12:18

Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
Well, your driver refuses to speed even one mph over the speed limit and almost kidnaps 'accidentally' a very annoying changeling that was needlessly getting into your team's way.
1/3

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-26 17:01:49

Matthew Stafford mum on NFL future after Rams playoff loss, question angers Sean McVay

cbssports.com/nfl/news/rams-ma

@compfu@mograph.social
2025-12-18 06:51:58

The better #Midjourney gets in correctly generating multiple words in a row the more we lose an ancient skill: pasting an image into Word, typing text on top and saving a screenshot of the result to send as a Christmas card.
I liked the old ways better, mum!

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 21:15:02

Kjempene mŸtes til nyttårskanp!
#norsktut #allheimen #nyttår #kinasjakk

My mum still can beat me in Chinese checkers at the age of 89! Although, she cheats a bit, dropping the marbles in the wrong but beneficial spot, and says "Was that  a mistake?" I love her competitive spirit :)
Here in her apartment on New Year's Eve.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-19 16:34:06

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mumford & Sons:
🎵 I Will Wait
#NowPlaying #Mumford #Sons
djbiggh.bandcamp.com/track/mum
open.spotify.com/track/4kbYevk

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-20 18:30:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Mogwai:
🎵 It's What I Want To Do, Mum
#Mogwai
mogwai.bandcamp.com/track/its-
open.spotify.com/track/60VAihd

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 18:37:29
Content warning:

My mum bought a new oven. Now instead of turning on the oven and setting the temperature in two swift turns, the digital display now wants you to set a timer first and you have to go through an extensive menu of "features", turning the simple 2-step act of turning on the oven to an at least 5 step annoyance where I had to decline setting a time multiple times. This is not even a "smart device".
Progress?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 15:31:36

Kevin Stefanski mum on Browns' Week 13 starting quarterback after Shedeur Sanders wins debut

cbssports.com/nfl/news/browns-

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-22 14:39:12

So far I've done the cranberry sauce and the pots are nearly boiling. I've remembered YPs, both GF and standard, and I'm going to run out to the supermarket as I'm not convinced that my bun tin is scrupulously clean, although I probably haven't used it since I bought it new for GF YPs last Christmas 😄 I've remembered red cabbage too so everything else I planned to do today will have to wait!

A kilner jar with scrolly writing moulded in the glass (Le Parfait), nearly full of cooling cranberry sauce.
Three jars of cooling cranberry sauce on a windowsill: big for the greedygorps, medium for my coeliac daughter who always has dedicated food put aside, and a small jar for my mum. Yes our windows are filthy. How do you avoid that with a sink right in front of them?
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-18 12:50:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mumford & Sons:
🎵 I Will Wait
#NowPlaying #Mumford #Sons
djbiggh.bandcamp.com/track/mum
open.spotify.com/track/4kbYevk

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-16 20:59:33

Cooking Our Books
Two sisters cooking their way through their mum's treasured recipe books, sharing memories and a glimpse into simpler times...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/cookin

Cooking Our Books
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-15 11:16:43

No Need For Prince Charming
The podcast for all Australian women considering, creating or conquering life as a solo mum by choice (SMBC)...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/no-nee

No Need For Prince Charming 
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-13 16:01:52

Mike Tomlin mum on Steelers' coaching future after playoff loss to Texans, Aaron Rodgers offers support

cbssports.com/nfl/news/mike-to

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-12 10:07:04

Feels like all I've done is knit baubles for the last fortnight but this is all I have to show for it. To be fair one's with Mum and one's on the 🎄 as I wasn't happy with it. I've ordered the wrong size bauble and played yarn chicken with the white so it hasn't been plain sailing. @… has ordered two more for a relative so that's m…

Close image of six knitted baubles of varying Christmas designs, mostly in red, white and blue (oh well).
Six knitted Christmas baubles of varying design on a windowsill, with a glass pumpkin candle in the background, a glimpse of Christmas tree and a corner of my knitting box with a variegated pinkish sock yarn sitting on the top.
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-12 05:33:35

Father Land
Australia's first podcast dedicated to fathers on the land—a bold platform giving rural dads a voice, hosted by award-winning entrepreneur, journalist, and rural mum Stephanie Trethewey...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/father

Father Land
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-19 22:09:43

Chiefs OT Simmons mum on reason for absence espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470272

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-24 18:55:19

I am from a big family and when we were young we always had family over on Christmas Day. This being the 1970s & 1980s, it meant my mum spent hours and hours and hours in the kitchen both on Christmas morning and most of Christmas Eve too.
So the one thing she wasn't going to do was cook an evening meal on Christmas Eve, instead we always used to get a chinese takeaway on December 24th. My dad used to save up several months worth of the Luncheon Vouchers he got from work and he'd get us a big blow-out feast from the local chinese takeaway.
I'll be spending only a sensible amount of time in the kitchen tomorrow but traditions are traditions, so I'm off down the chinese takeaway shortly. No Luncheon Vouchers, though!

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-13 06:59:51

'Fire Tomlin' chants return, as Steelers bow out espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475964