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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-17 20:07:39

Cowboys remain mum on Trevon Diggs' mystery concussion, Stephen Jones dodges question si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 18:37:29
Content warning:

My mum bought a new oven. Now instead of turning on the oven and setting the temperature in two swift turns, the digital display now wants you to set a timer first and you have to go through an extensive menu of "features", turning the simple 2-step act of turning on the oven to an at least 5 step annoyance where I had to decline setting a time multiple times. This is not even a "smart device".
Progress?

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2025-11-16 19:17:58

"When your number's up, your number's up", my mum used to say:
November 16, 2012. Patrick Edlinger, a celebrated climber who had braved all dangers with his bare hands, accidentally dies by falling down the stairs at home.

Photo of muscular man scaling a cliff.
@barijaona@mastodon.mg
2025-11-16 10:50:47

What could happen when the spirit of 1968 collided with Franco's Spain?
"Patronato: My mum was a 17-year-old free spirit in Franco's Spain - so she was locked up and put in a coma"
bbc.com/news/articles/cr43vx0r

@compfu@mograph.social
2025-12-18 06:51:58

The better #Midjourney gets in correctly generating multiple words in a row the more we lose an ancient skill: pasting an image into Word, typing text on top and saving a screenshot of the result to send as a Christmas card.
I liked the old ways better, mum!

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-18 12:50:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mumford & Sons:
🎵 I Will Wait
#NowPlaying #Mumford #Sons
djbiggh.bandcamp.com/track/mum
open.spotify.com/track/4kbYevk

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-12 10:19:59

Dad told me that on Tuesday reindeer were taken to Mum's care home - how cool is that! Mum was stroking the 6mo calf who was there with its ma. I joked to Dad (who we live with, in his house, albeit very collaboratively) that that was a good reason to get a puppy, so we could take it in to Mum and she'd love stroking it and to my amazement he took me seriously! He said it's not an outright no, so I'm quite encouraged. We're looking to adopt a couple of kittens in Jan so w…

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-15 11:16:43

No Need For Prince Charming
The podcast for all Australian women considering, creating or conquering life as a solo mum by choice (SMBC)...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/no-nee

No Need For Prince Charming 
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-01 21:09:42

Ravens remain mum on injured Lamar's status espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/464523

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-11-08 03:12:18

Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
Well, your driver refuses to speed even one mph over the speed limit and almost kidnaps 'accidentally' a very annoying changeling that was needlessly getting into your team's way.
1/3

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-10-05 19:04:20

"Mum, what does 'little Englander mean'?"
Badenoch says Tories open to quitting more treaties to increase deportations
theguardian.com/politics/2025/

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 03:49:38

Sanders shines in first start; Browns mum on QB1 espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470803

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-12 05:33:35

Father Land
Australia's first podcast dedicated to fathers on the land—a bold platform giving rural dads a voice, hosted by award-winning entrepreneur, journalist, and rural mum Stephanie Trethewey...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/father

Father Land
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-12 10:07:04

Feels like all I've done is knit baubles for the last fortnight but this is all I have to show for it. To be fair one's with Mum and one's on the 🎄 as I wasn't happy with it. I've ordered the wrong size bauble and played yarn chicken with the white so it hasn't been plain sailing. @… has ordered two more for a relative so that's m…

Close image of six knitted baubles of varying Christmas designs, mostly in red, white and blue (oh well).
Six knitted Christmas baubles of varying design on a windowsill, with a glass pumpkin candle in the background, a glimpse of Christmas tree and a corner of my knitting box with a variegated pinkish sock yarn sitting on the top.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-01 10:47:46

I am visiting my mum. We are in a posh garden centre. They are playing Christmas songs. I suspect I'll have lost #Whamageddon before lunch time.

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-12-05 20:58:46

"Out of curiosity, I used this brand-new search engine you might have heard about, “Google,” to learn more about the subject. I found a copy of CaptureNet, a freeware packet sniffer part of the SpyNet/PeepNet by Laurentiu Nicula; then I looked up for the port number used by MSN Messenger (it was 1863 in case you were wondering.) Finally, I found out how to enable “promiscuous mode” in the network card in my laptop."

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-11-23 17:40:30

Ich habe den Titelsong der Serie "Mum" für Euch gefunden, damit Ihr ihn nicht suchen müsst. Es gibt drölfzig Versionen von dem Song, aber ich behaupte, diese ist die beste:
youtube.com/watch?v=BomRSA6JvdA

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-24 17:11:23

Aaron Glenn still mum on Jets starting quarterback; Garrett Wilson, Sauce Gardner ruled out against Bengals

cbssports.com/nfl/news/aaron-g

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 14:30:31

Milwaukee Friends, I will be at Enderis Park on Saturday Sept 20th (tomorrow!) 9am-Noon with my artwork for sale for super-cheap.
And if you say "I'm Anti-Fascist and believe in Free Speech!" you'll get a 50% discount!"
enderispark.org/events-1/harve

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-30 18:08:06

The Property Management Podcast With That Property Mum
The go-to show for busy women in the crazy property management industry...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/proper

The Property Management Podcast With That Property Mum 
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-10-09 16:27:35

Goodness me it's hard work visiting Mum. She has a reduction in mental capacity that goes with Multiple System Atrophy. You can't believe a word she says, sadly, and she doesn't engage with you at all really. I was waffling on about books as it was something we used to have in common, and she just said 'Can you file my toenails for me?'. It didn't need doing but in her head it does. This sort of thing is tyical, together with constantly revisiting fixations. Tough for…

@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 08:16:33

Küchenmaschine defekt. Ohne dass sie läuft, britzelt es und macht Puff. Sicherung fliegt raus.
Die Bosch MUM ist sicher 20 Jahre alt und läuft täglich. Aber ich mag es nicht, Dinge wegzuwerfen und zudem haben wir zahlreiches Zubehör, bishin zur Steinmühle.
Also aufgeschraubt, Fehlersuche.
Da der Motor nicht lief, muß das Problem in der Zuleitung stecken. Das Kabel ausgebaut, aber kein Kurzschluss zu erkennen.
und - sind mit Steckern an der Platine befestigt. Also aufs…

@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-10-27 09:12:35

1/ My daughter had a friend over for a sleepover on Saturday night. This was huge as my daughter has been refusing to sleep at my house for over a year now. Despite me telling the girls that they’re only to do makeup at the dining table, they did it in the living room, staining some of the furniture. What’s worse is that my daughter snuck a UV lamp in to my house and did both their nails with that which I doubt her friend’s mum will be happy about. I’m fuming as I explicitly forbade tha…

@lordxxl@ruhr.social
2025-11-26 06:12:53

I believe, my 5 year old daughter as a future in science:
Mom: "Your desk is completely stained, I can't remove those pencil marks! which pen did you use ?"
"I don't know mum, but I've an idea. I will get all my pens and draw over the desk again, so we can test which ones we can't remove! "

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-10-19 12:04:53

@… thanks …
“My grandpa was Antifa before it was cool” reminds me, yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting Professor Lou Taylor.
She and I spoke (very) briefly about fascism, Gaza, government, identity, and prejudice in unexpected places. People's hidden histories and connections never cease to amaze me. Her mum and dad, sister and brother; Pearly K…

@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-10-18 22:42:53

The odd thing about being in solidarity with Americans who don't want a king seems odd coming from the citizen of a country that has a King as it's head of state.
He's relatively new in the job, but we kind of had a fondness for his Mum, who incidently served in WWII against you know who
So #NoKings except perhaps for

Editorial Cartoon by Graeme MacKay, The Hamilton Spectator – Tuesday May 27 2025

King Charles III’s visit to Canada underscores the country’s sovereignty and distinct identity amid geopolitical tensions with the U.S.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-30 12:19:31

Kevin Stefanski mum on QB change but says problems are 'not about one person' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/464255

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-10-04 13:08:50

We have a plumber in. He came out to investigate our blocked sink in which my mother had a tweeny fitted years ago. It's died, no-one uses it anyway and Mum's in a care home, so it's come out and been replaced with a reg'lar plughole. While he's here Dad's got him to fix the downstairs loo and now somehow we're having a new shower fitted in our (ie not Dad's) bathroom. Blimey.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 15:31:36

Kevin Stefanski mum on Browns' Week 13 starting quarterback after Shedeur Sanders wins debut

cbssports.com/nfl/news/browns-

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-11-04 17:38:51

I heard (Everything I Do) I Do it for You by Bryan Adams earlier, from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I was 20 when it came out, ridiculously in love and I adored this song. I know everyone's rude about it but when I was 20 it absolutely hit the spot and I played the single to death, so much so that when I heard it today my tummy flipped, it's such a core memory of happy days. I was sat with Mum in the care home at the time so the contrast between times was very great.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-19 16:34:06

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mumford & Sons:
🎵 I Will Wait
#NowPlaying #Mumford #Sons
djbiggh.bandcamp.com/track/mum
open.spotify.com/track/4kbYevk

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-10-29 19:11:54

Formerly talkative #SanLeandro city councilman goes mum in eye of #OaklandMayor #EvolutionaryHomes #TheDemocrats

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-11-26 08:12:59

Aaah it's a nice day that starts with making a few new fediconnections. Morning all. I have a day of staring at gravel on a tray, and speaking to Mum's care home now that most funding has been withdrawn. What are you up to?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-19 22:09:43

Chiefs OT Simmons mum on reason for absence espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470272

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-10-20 19:08:24
Content warning: Perimenopause

There's a lot going on at the moment including Mum being on palliative care in a nursing home and my uncle dying recently, someone I really loved. He's the first of that generation to go and it feels huge. My hair has started falling out due to stress though fortunately it's not noticable. It's my uncle's funeral tomorrow so just to make everything better my period arrived a couple of hours ago. I'm in my mid-50s - will the fuckers ever stop?

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-10-29 10:09:39

We went for a wee walk near the Vikings Club in Tuggeranong after dinner tonight.
#BushCapital #Kangaroos #Greenway #Tuggeranong

Kangaroos including a joey with mum.