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Turkish authorities ordered the detention of several opposition party members in Istanbul
and raided opposition-run municipalities on Saturday, state media said,
part of a widening legal crackdown against the opposition and city's jailed mayor.
Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, who is also President Tayyip Erdogan's main political rival and leads him in some polls, was jailed in March pending trial over charges of corruption and aiding a terrorist group, all of which h…

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-05-31 19:55:39

I live a life of danger.

Screengrab text: SOMEONE IS THREATENING YOU AND TRYING TO STEAL THE ORB. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 04:10:13

No part of your body should be gooey.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 02:05:20

"Flipper" was the only TV show about a fish.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 17:13:20

I drink so much coffee I paid for Juan Valdez's pool house.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 03:12:58

For ten dollars I will cry out your name when scratching my feet.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 02:48:55

ASK ME ABOUT PEEING MY PANTS!
- Cybertruck bumper sticker

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 21:32:00

It's OK not to be a mammal. It's OK to be a fish.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 03:34:08

Did you just spill a drink or did you pee all over yourself again, Elon?

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 21:21:31

Whaddya say we play a little Skippy the bush kangaroo?
- amorous Australian