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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-07 14:47:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #90TEEN
Panchiko:
🎵 Ginkgo
#Panchiko
panchiko.bandcamp.com/album/gi
open.spotify.com/track/1Czqh6t

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-06 20:26:31

Top anti-doping cop vows to investigate ski-jumpers' penises - National Zero
nationalzero.com/2026/02/06/to

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 15:33:56

I’m probably only going to have one pancake today…
#food

A large pancake.
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-07 00:01:01

Aldrich Ames, most damaging CIA traitor in agency history, dies at 84 (Walter Pincus/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/obituaries/
memeorandum.com/260106/p142#a2

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-05 18:29:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kenny Dope feat. Róisín Murphy:
🎵 Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)
#NowPlaying #KennyDope #RóisínMurphy
bbemusic.bandcamp.com/album/bo
open.spotify.com/track/7nRizuG

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-07 11:07:04

Vad sägs om Alvedon och pannkaka till lunch - ok då. Vi kör på det

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-03-07 10:28:38

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
VILA: Me?
MOLOK: You.
VILA: Now wait a minute. Let's not be hasty. [Molok punches Vila in the stomach who cries out.]
VILA: There's no need for violence, is there?
BLAKE: So what happens now? [Pulsing sounds]
blake.torpidity.net/m/208/549

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from what appears to be a science fiction production, likely from the Stargate franchise based on the distinctive metallic mesh pattern visible in the background, which is characteristic of Goa'uld or Jaffa settings. The character is wearing dark, textured armor or costume pieces typical of the series' antagonistic forces. The makeup and prosthetics create a pale, otherworldly appearance with pronounced facial features. The lig…
@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-06 23:15:45

Ski jumpers in the #Olympics may be injecting their penises to make them bigger to get a looser suit, which acts as more of a sail; an extra 2cm for a suit can extend a jump by 5.8m:

Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:26:52

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji. Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-06 23:45:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Goldfrapp:
🎵 You Never Know (Goldfrapp remix)
#Goldfrapp
open.spotify.com/track/2R40t9P