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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-23 00:29:43

For the record:
I cancelled Disney the same evening they kicked Kimmel out, and smoothing things over with Kimmel now will not be sufficient to get me to renew.
I will •start• considering a renewal when Iger is out on his ass, no parachute. (Not holding my breath for that.)

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-10-21 08:22:44

Paralegal (n): portmanteau of "paratrooper" and "legal".
Highly trained elite attorneys who are airdropped onto a defendant's premises to serve papers and demand discovery before they have time to react.
(With how much lawyers cost these days you probably could afford to parachute drop one lol)

Standing atop a seven-ton military truck with his wife, Vance watched the largest Marine exercise in a decade on Oct. 18,
featuring F-18 and F-35 flyovers,
parachute landings,
Navy Seals swimming ashore,
offshore destroyers and amphibious ships,
simulated village explosions,
and MH-60 helicopters dropping additional Seals over the water.
-- all to distract attention from the massive "No Kings" protests happening all across the country.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-10-24 13:48:55

#jukeboxfridaynight
#takeittothestreets
Two more Canadian tunes from the 80s. Uplifting messages and in the videos, they take their music to the streets.
Rise Up by The Parachute Club
youtu.be/qNwuB76pBcc?si=-XsiQP
Closer Together by The Box
youtu.be/AFT1l50CgHo?si=NdYY5_

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-18 01:28:59

It is now less than than 12 months to the midterm elections.
And the D-party is about as ready and organized as a bag of live worms.
The R-party is ready with massive tools to exclude voters; block, disrupt and manipulate the vote counts; and otherwise assure that the election comes out their way.
But the D's still hang onto leaders and issues (I'm lookin' at you "identity politics") that are like boat anchors on a parachute.
I am old, but I firm…

Standing atop a seven-ton military truck with his wife, Vance watched the largest Marine exercise in a decade on Oct. 18,
featuring F-18 and F-35 flyovers,
parachute landings,
Navy Seals swimming ashore,
offshore destroyers and amphibious ships,
simulated village explosions,
and MH-60 helicopters dropping additional Seals over the water.
-- all to distract attention from the massive "No Kings" protests happening all across the country.