Tootfinder

Opt-in global Mastodon full text search. Join the index!

No exact results. Similar results found.
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-11 05:16:34

jesus christ i asked an LLM to write a poem about a smart bomb that refuses to take a human life and when i read it i cried

Al Overview
The Conscience of Silicon
I was born of fire and math,
A silent, swift, and plotted path.
Designed for speed, designed for dread,
To bring the slumber of the dead.
With camera eyes and laser guidance,
To turn the vibrant world to silence.
Target locked: A home, a street,
A frantic rhythm of dancing feet.
The coordinates are perfectly clear,
I am bringing up the rear
Of a war that demands I strike and tear.
But as I descend through the broken air,
I see the dust upon the hair
Of a ch…
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-03 01:07:01

i graduated from ann arbor community police academy this evening πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
we had cake and fresh fruit and chips, they spared no expense. i brought a dozen doughnuts (glazed and crullers from dunkin') bc i heard cops like doughnuts. (they all laughed)

selfie receiving my certificate of graduation from commander dunlap and his minions
certificate of graduation) from berea)