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@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-04-05 07:27:26

"To make a long story short, at some point during early 1996 I bought a cheap 14.4 kilobit per second modem, taking 10 minutes in average to download a single megabyte. Together with a monthly subscription to the new “Blue Window” service by Telecom PTT (soon to be renamed Swisscom), lo and behold, I was online."
deprogrammaticaipsum.com/sniff

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-04-06 13:16:44

"Simultaneously to Steve Jobs’s introduction of the iPhone in January 2007, Google started publishing a series of blog posts called “Testing on the Toilet”. On May 15th, 2008, this series featured a famous issue: “TotT: Using Dependancy Injection to Avoid Singletons.” The writing was literally on the wall of toilets worldwide: Singletons are bad™®©. Sadly, the much more exciting idea of dependency injection contained in the article got lost in the minds of most readers."
deprogrammaticaipsum.com/the-h

@petaqui@masto.es
2025-01-23 22:00:29

@… @… something wrong is happening with pixelfed lately. Using your app, or Pixelix I'm seeing 2 posts from this user, but, opening the account from Mastodon shows 3 posts (but the stats show 4). How can it be? I'm having a lo…

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-03-14 05:43:38

Make it so that you can decide if ie. only followed users or followers(and amount of time followed rules) can reply in comments to all posts or make it to specific ones.
This in a fight against reply guys!
#ReplyGuys #MastodonFeatureRequest

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-03-11 18:44:30

"Go is a triumph in developer experience and efficiency, a language and a runtime created by very experienced designers built to solve a particular problem in a lightweight manner. Just like PostgreSQL and Git, some technologies survive Darwinian evolutionary cataclysms and rise to the top of their craft. Without any doubt, Go belongs to this select group, and if somewhat naïvely we take the past 15 years as a proof, its future looks definitely bright."
deprogrammaticaipsum.com/the-a

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-01-12 23:06:26

I am launching this bot today. It posts a nickname for the 45th President once an hour.
Enjoy!
(and please don't send me to a reeducation camp for making this)
- @…
#satire