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@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-11-28 08:00:34

So there is a delivery company in Norway called Helthjem, which means something like all the way home or completely home. The idea being that so many delivery companies here actually fail to deliver to you home and make you pick up from a drop off point.
They just send me this text:
Hi! The package from GPN cannot be delivered to your home. It is being sent to Linderud Flower shop. You will be notified when it can be picked up. Tracking number: [redacted] Regards, Helthjem

Hei! Pakken fra GPN kan ikke leveres hjem. Den sendes til Linderud Blomster Petter Holt. Du får beskjed når den kan hentes. Sporingsnummer: [redacted] Hilsen Helthjem
Meme of a goose chasing a person. The goose says,

What is your company called?
What is your company name, motherfucker?
@fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-11-27 16:08:54

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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-13 17:58:07

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2026-01-27 11:26:39

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2025-12-28 22:11:00

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