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Mein TV-Tipp für heute: Plan 9 aus dem Weltall in der #Schlefaz-Edition. 🧟‍♀️👽😵‍💫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylWOmXw1YX0

1. Plan going to Opole, via Kościan.
2. When you enter the train to Kościan, you discover that the change to Opole is delayed 15 minutes already. Consider changing in Leszno instead; if the delay increases, you'd have more options there.
3. Discover that there aren't any more options in Leszno today. Your change is delayed 30 minutes already. Return the reservations, and take one the other way, to Poznań instead.
4. Train station in Kościan. The displays aren't showing any delays, trains are announced normally. Tell people about the delays, so they won't stand in the -10°C waiting for the train to arrive.
5. Take the train to Poznań, and try to figure out what to do next.
6. Discover that the only reasonable choice going forward is Inowrocław: no delays and good return connection. It's the same train, so take another reservation. Your current seat is already taken there, so move elsewhere.
7. Your train should be followed by another one in the same direction, that departs from Poznań 6 minutes later. However, your train ends up waiting for another delayed train, so the other train goes first. The delay further increases as your train needs to slow down after the other train.
8. Reach Inowrocław 10 minutes later. That's not a problem, since you didn't have enough to see for all the time there anyway.
9. Discover that the town is more interesting than you thought, and you'd use more time.
10. When you almost get to the station, discover that your train is 10 minutes late. Not that you have any use for that time at this point.
11. When you're at the station, the train keeps increasing delay while waiting at the previous station, in Bydgoszcz. The station displays are completely useless, as they show only a random subset of regional trains, for no apparent reason. The announcements include all trains, but are rarely given.
12. The delay keeps increasing. Start thinking about getting a reservation for the next train to Poznań, in case it arrived first. You can't return the reservation after the planned departure time, and you can't have two reservations simultaneously, so reserve the seat from Mogilno, the next station.
13. The next train arrives first. While on board, you discover that you're not going to have any train home for 1.5 hr. Take another seat reservation to Leszno, where you can change into a suburban train and get home 15 minutes earlier than from Poznań. This time, your seat is still free.
14. The train departs 15 minutes delayed from Poznań. After all, you're changing trains in Kościan.
So I was going to go south, to Opole, via Kościan. Instead, I've ended up slingshotting north to Inowrocław, and getting back home via the same train as if I were in Opole.
#rail

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"Low water levels delay plan to bring cell service to popular hunting area"
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/9.6996680

Russia hits Kyiv with large-scale strikes after rejecting peacekeeping plan - France 24
https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20260109-russia-hits-kyiv-in-large-scale-strike-after-rejecting-peacekeeping-plan

Jerry Jones: "Romper el presupuesto” para acelerar el plan de los Cowboys https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/jerry-jones-romper-el-presupuesto-para-acelerar-el-plan-de-los-cowboys

Thanks to @… for recommending winnow to me - and of course the authors and nom before it etc..
I'm working on parsers for vector graphics now as an exercise.
The eventual goal is to integrate that into a system-level runtime.
I.e., imagine a graphical terminal, along the lines of a Plan 9 draw device or classic DEC GIGI (

It just annoys me that the implied basis of this story is that there are no other options than air or road/car.
Even though a railway has gone through Castlegar for over 100 years and there also used to be regular Greyhound bus service up until about 20 years ago.
#publictransportation #railway #Canada #bcpoli #Transportation
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/castlegar-airport-cancellations-transport-canada-plan-9.7102725

Haha f**k you evernote, you enshittifying SOBs
You think I'll just happily ride along with $250/year. I *used* to pay $40/year, just cause inertia
No, I don't want your "starter" plan at $9/month either.
Cancel the entire thing.
Oh, *now* I can get 40% off?
No. I already did the work (including reinstalling windows temporarily) to get 15 years' notes exported, I'm done.
Tell ya finbro execs that I don't want AI in my notes a…

Also my #infosec friends could learn a thing or two here from disaster prep if this isn't already a familiar idea.
Do you have a MISL for a large scale cvss 9 0-Day that's being exploited in the wild? Have you run a table top? You fucking should. Especially since we've all been through that shit several times now. You should absolutely have a clear plan of what's gonna happen, and your whole team should be able to respond.

Alternatives to #Linux are Redox, the BSDs, Illumos, Haiku, ReactOS, and Plan 9. There are even more! 🙂