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This story in The Onion from 1997 is now official policy of the Trump administration
https://theonion.com/u-s-offers-platinumplus-preferred-citizenship-1819564488/

U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select members of the U.S.

Asus' ROG Matrix Platinum GeForce RTX 5090 erinnert an Radeon HD 4870
Asus will die schnellste GeForce RTX 5090 auflegen. Die ROG Matrix Platinum erinnert an alte Modelle wie die Radeon HD 4870.
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Serious pollution incidents by English water companies rose 60% last year https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jul/18/serious-pollution-incidents-englands-water-companies-data

"Look, we here at Wonkette are serious political analysts and we would never stoop to supporting a candidate just for their pets’ names, but we would totally vote for someone with a cat named Neptune. But only if they have a good progressive platform, which oh my, Graham Platner does, big-time."
Maine Oyster Farmer Graham Platner Launches Senate Run. Susan Collins Should Be Concerned!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/maine-oyster-farmer-graham-platner

»Plattenlabels verzichten auf 600 Millionen Dollar – und retten damit das #Internet #Archive:
Eine Klage über 600 Millionen #US-Dollar von US-

Plattenlabels verzichten auf 600 Millionen Dollar – und retten damit das Internet Archive | t3n
Eine Klage über 600 Millionen US-Dollar von US-Plattenlabels hätte das Internet Archive finanziell ruinieren können. Jetzt gibt es eine Einigung. Details, etwa zum möglichen Fortbestehen der beanstandeten Schallplattensammlung, sind noch unklar. Hätte die Klage von US-Plattenlabels wie UMG Recordings, Sony Music Entertainment oder Capitol Records Erfolg gehabt, hätte das wohl das Aus für das Internet […]

"Gas flaring created 389m tonnes of carbon pollution last year, report finds"
#FossilFuels #Climate #ClimateChange

49ers WR Demarcus Robinson to be suspended for three games after pleading no contest in DUI case

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/49ers-w

🥪 Wheat that makes its own fertilizer may reduce pollution, offer lower costs for farmers
#wheat

Wheat that makes its own fertilizer may reduce pollution, offer lower costs for farmers
Scientists at the University of California, Davis, have developed wheat plants that stimulate the production of their own fertilizer, opening the path toward less air and water pollution worldwide and lower costs for farmers.

Air pollution in Baltimore's Curtis Bay community linked to nearby coal terminal activity, wind #Baltimore

Air pollution in Baltimore's Curtis Bay community linked to nearby coal terminal activity, wind
Bulldozer activity involving coal at an open-air facility at the Port of Baltimore is closely linked to air pollutants in the adjacent neighborhood of Curtis Bay, according to a community-driven study co-led by researchers at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health and South Baltimore community members.

"Labour will eliminate unauthorised sewage spillages in a decade, environment secretary says"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Sewage

Environment secretary pledges to cut sewage pollution from water companies in half by 2030