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@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-11-19 13:05:44

Plumber just sent me an invoice using "invoicesimple" and the plain text part is all in French (only).
He is an extremely British plumber who started flying a union jack on his van many years before the shagging of flags became fashionable. He is a pioneer in the shagging of flags, you could say.
I don't think I'll mention it.
"Cliquez ci-dessous pour télécharger la facture PDF."

@JSkier@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-20 00:51:23

I have an MSI Prestige A16 laptop that only runs #Archlinux. Speakers stopped working suddenly last week, but headphones plugged in worked fine (Bluetooth audio - all the stuff up a wire plumber's rear end). Tried a few kernel versions to no avail (firmware package wasn't updated recently).
Flashbacked to the days of the Toshiba Swanky Chromebook and the audio issues I had on…

@pre@boing.world
2025-11-12 20:54:28

Carpenter called away to an emergency leak elsewhere today. Trouble with having a carpenter who is also a plumber I guess. 😆
The frames for the window doors look to be mostly completed, the doors that will make the blinds are up (though probably presumably will come down again to have mirrors attached? Maybe?). Lots of holes in wood filled. Stupid natural products. MDF don't have no holes, or grain at all.
Trying to render an image big enough to fill the wall there. 2m x 1m. Keeps crashing my machine. Going to have to try and render it in bits or something.

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2025-11-26 22:47:33

<screams>

Cartoon by Wayne D
Two men in a bathroom, a plumber and the houseowner. 
Plumber: "There's no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-14 23:42:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DreamTime
Tony Schwartz:
🎵 Music in Speech (Grocer, Elderly woman, Plumber)
#TonySchwartz
open.spotify.com/track/1vvHlAm