@lapizistik@social.tchncs.deFridays for Future – and six days a week for capitalism:
• Saturdays for Shopping
• Sundays for Syndicates
• Mondays for Money
• Tuesdays for Transactions
• Wednesdays for Whatever the Boss wants
• Thursdays for Thieving
@der_raddler@dresden.networkBecause the other days are weak days.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag
@laimis@mstdn.socialI've been so busy with coaching softball this fall. And not one team, but two! Both by accident. The first one from day one did not have a coach when our league formed, so three of us stepped up to share the duties. And the second one, the coach/manager quit half way through. Two teams means all my weekends are gone for all practical purposes with games. One plays on Saturdays and the other on Sundays. And then during the week I only have one day softball free: Tuesday. It's been too…