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@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2024-11-24 11:34:15

Sonnet 008 - VIII
Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly?
Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy:
Why lov'st thou that which thou receiv'st not gladly,
Or else receiv'st with pleasure thine annoy?
If the true concord of well-tuned sounds,
By unions married, do offend thine ear,
They do but sweetly chide thee, who confounds
In singleness the parts that thou shouldst bear.
Mark how one string, sweet husband to …

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-12-18 12:10:12

This year I started reporting rainfall measurements in the #CoCoRaHS volunteer weather observation system.
And every single time, I can't help but sing: 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Co co rahs, rahs done by you 𝅘𝅥𝅮
#Weather #EltonJohn

@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-18 06:01:24

You know the North Koreans are getting owned when I can share a new, 4 minute long video of them getting owned and owned and owned by a plethora of drone strikes, AND share an article about how they are getting owned and owned and owned by cluster munitions, to what appears to be an even greater degree.

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-08 05:57:33

Maybe if I buy this flower a drink, it will tell me the secret to its optimism #bloomscrolling

A single newly bloomed white daisy in a bed of its dead and hibernating siblings, with mostly green and brown leaves.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 17:07:36

Series C, Episode 01 - Aftermath
MELLANBY: Come and sit down.
AVON: Thank you.
blake.torpidity.net/m/301/185 B7B4

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a science fiction television setting. It shows two individuals in conversation, dressed in futuristic attire with distinctive accessories. The man on the left is wearing sunglasses and has a stylish badge around his neck. The setting suggests a high-tech or space-themed environment, possibly on a spaceship or a futuristic facility, given the metallic and industrial backdrop. The clothing and props suggest a show from the late 20th c…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 06:06:56

This poor dude has to explain what transpired on an absolute freakshow of an #online #date and... wow.
I mean, I've had some bad ones in my single years but OMG SO CRINGE LMAO

@dankeck@a11y.social
2025-01-06 00:03:54

One reason why I love using Fedilab for Mastodon: the option to display a translate button on every post. I follow people who write in various languages, and I can get an English translation with a single tap. @… #Android

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-05 12:22:43

#A11y #Accessibility

Boardroom meme. Five people in business clothes sit at a rectangular table. The boss at the head of the table says angrily, "Must make website accessible." One employee smiles and suggests "Alternate accessible version." A second replies, "Buy an overlay." At the end, a smug looking guy in a polo shirt leans on the table with his head on his hand. He says "Fix our HTML." The boss looks at him angrily, and the guy smiles back smugly. In the final frame, the smug guy has been thrown out the windo…