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I'm open to a new job title: Sacrificial Lambgineer. Hire me for at least 90 days, I'll fix whatever random problems I come across, and then you can lay me off whenever, no hand feelings; minimum 90 days severance expected.

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The Alphabet Workers Union sends a layoff protection petition with 4,500 signatures to Sundar Pichai, calling for guaranteed severance and buyout options (Sanya Mansoor/The Guardian)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jul/16/google-workers-la…

Thousands of Google workers demand layoff protections amid AI boom in petition to CEO
The petition to Sundar Pichai, the CEO, included more than 4,500 signatures and included calls for buyout options

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Dead Can Dance:
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