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@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-03 13:14:55

Lambchop, "The Old Gold Shoe" (2000)
The guy on the cross
Is holier than I,
But then again,
He's made from plastic.
lambchop.bandcamp.com/track/th

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 01:49:06
Content warning: Lament / Anxiety

Unfortunately I think the worst part about social media right now is that I am sitting here, gripping my phone, brow furrowed by grief, waiting for the occasional drip and drab of good news, or more simply, for the other shoe to drop

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-03 22:05:16

IFAB: "The referee will not stop play just because a player has lost a shoe"
#LFC

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-03 15:00:02

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

@edintone@mastodon.green
2025-11-27 12:03:54

Work, Housing and Health: Northampton Behind the Numbers edintone.com/work-housing-heal In 1924, the boot and shoe industry dominated Northampton’s workforce. The Boot and Shoe O

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-02 00:49:11

"Whoa! It's like if a shoe was strawberry-flavored!"
-- the 13yo, trying the gelato flavor 'fragola'

@rae@bne.social
2025-12-03 03:29:53

TIL: in the late 1800s, department stores/buildings were colloquially know as "beehives" due to their busy nature. Hence the Beehive building in Albury, which originally had a saddler, shoe shop, chemist and a stock agent.

@jlpiraux@wallonie-bruxelles.social
2026-01-31 13:28:02

Quand Nike affirme que ses ouvriers gagnent près du double du salaire minimum, Nike ment, selon les investigations de The Oregonian/OregonLive et ProPublica.
#Nike #salaires #salaireminimum

@edintone@mastodon.green
2025-11-24 08:47:26

Work, Housing and Health: Northampton Behind the Numbers edintone.com/work-housing-heal In 1924, the boot and shoe industry dominated Northampton’s workforce. @…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-28 06:14:45

Post Malone's message meant more than music during halftime show usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-17 21:38:48

Did I just do an hour long photo shoot with a shoe?
Yes, two of them in fact.
Are the shoes for sale? No, I don't believe they are.
Am I pleased with the results? Yeah, I kinda am.
My new article has been sent to my subscribers.
And they can see the photo result.
And now: a late lunch.
#photo

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-14 21:53:08

“How did it feel for the man who built a home, only to watch it turn to the rubble? How does a farmer stand before the land he tended year after year, now lying barren—no scent of soil, no whisper of harvest? How does a father tell his son the school he loved is gone, that the garden where he played is now only a rumor in the rubble? How does a mother walk through the ghost of a playground, finding a small shoe, a torn notebook, a toy she once mended? How do neighbors look at one another, wo…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-27 22:00:02

As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly
useful and interesting, I just had to share it.
Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"
1. I think beavers work too hard.
2. I use shoe polish to excess.
3. God is love.
4. I like mannish children.
5. I have always been diturbed by the sight of Lincoln's ears.
6. I…

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-11-14 07:51:45

I just found popcorn in my shoe. Im calling that a win! 🍿
(Don't worry, I didn't eat the popcorn) 😅

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-01-17 08:26:42

So glad I dislodged ex-Twitter from my person. I rarely think about it these days, but it still feels like I've stepped on a dog sh!t and I haven't quite yet managed to scrape it fully off my shoe. Uh.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 14:26:19

Coursera's buying Udemy: awesome! I love monopolies, and we're one step closer to one now!
I'm just waiting for the AI shoe to drop next. It'll be awesome to pay $19.99/mo to learn randomly-inserted hallucinated non-facts from an LLM running a RAG pipeline over a syllabus thrown together by some associate professor who can barely afford rent from their day job.

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-01-09 22:29:46

This screenshot might help to put things in context.
Fifteen minutes after my first toot to Old Man in the Shoe (politely requesting a URL), I sent a private message to another stranger (someone I follow) who had publicly expressed emotional turmoil.
I was genuinely in the mood to help strangers.
I don't have a great deal of patience with people who rush to make false assumptions and insults.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-12-17 00:30:01

Metropolitana VI - Asymmetry ✅
城 VI - 非对称 ✅
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Ilford Pan 100
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text:  
A black-and-white photo of a brick wall with a circular bicycle tire mounted at eye level. Two inner tubes hang loosely through the tire’s center, forming a shape reminiscent of the letter “Q.” Below the tire, wire mesh baskets rest on the ground—one filled with coiled cables or hoses, another stacked with empty baskets. A toolbox or container sits to the left. A diagonal shadow cuts across the left side, adding contrast. The composition is geometric and…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text:  
A black-and-white street scene featuring two chairs on a paved sidewalk. One is a simple wooden chair with vertical slats; the other is a worn school chair with a metal frame. Behind them are cabinets and containers with Chinese characters indicating services like car repair, shoe repair, and key duplication. The area is cluttered with wires, suitcases, and tools, suggesting a makeshift repair shop. The setting reflects urban resourcefulness.
中文替代文本:  
这…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text:  
A monochrome image of a large tree with thick, twisting branches, many of which are bare or sparsely leafed. The tree is heavily overgrown with vines, creating a tangled, dense appearance. Behind it stands a building with a tiled exterior, partially obscured. In the foreground, a patterned concrete wall runs horizontally. The scene feels eerie and dramatic, with stark contrasts between nature and architecture.
中文替代文本:  
这是一张黑白照片,展示一棵枝干粗壮的大树,许多枝条光秃或仅有稀疏叶片…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text:  
A grayscale image of a tree-lined brick pathway. On the left, a person rides a scooter away from the camera. On the right, three people walk together, also heading away. Tall trees with dense foliage form a canopy overhead. A metal fence covered in climbing plants lines the left side. The scene is peaceful and shaded, evoking a quiet urban park or walkway.
中文替代文本:  
这是一张黑白照片,画面是一条砖铺小道,两旁种满高大的树木,枝叶茂密形成树荫。左侧有一人骑电动车远离镜头,右侧三人并肩步行。左边的铁栅栏上爬满植物。整体氛围宁静,像是城市中的一条幽…