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@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 05:47:56

it's somewhat surprising that there's no straightforward way in postgres to say: “this column is a serial int, but only increment on commit”?
This is what you need if you want to process a table by ID and be able to rely on having processed N meaning there won't ever be an N-M you haven't seen.
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Postgres sequences can commit out-of-order
Learn all about Postgres' surprising behavior with timestamps and sequences. Avoid these common pitfalls.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-23 01:07:05

Reminder for Twin Cities folks: vote for my session if you're attending Minnebar!
#Minnebar #MSP
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-23 13:12:41

Dallas Cowboys Showing Signs George Pickens Trade Could Happen si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/dallas

Dallas Cowboys Showing Signs George Pickens Trade Could Happen
The Dallas Cowboys have done a few weird things in recent days that could be signs the team is willing to trade wide receiver George Pickens amid a contract standoff with him.

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-05-22 21:00:43

Immigrants already in the United States under temporary status seeking to become legal permanent residents will now have to return to their home country to begin the application process, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services announced in a memo released on Friday.
The policy memo, addressed to USCIS officers, says that immigrants seeking a green card must return to their country of origin to apply, except in “extraordinary circumstances.”
For years, immigrants have been able …

Most Immigrants Seeking U.S. Residency Must Apply Back Home, USCIS Says
Forcing immigrants to return to their country of origin is a “backdoor, family-separation policy,” advocate says.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-22 00:31:26

Matthew Stafford signs extension with Rams: Reigning MVP adds one year to deal, which runs through 2027

cbssports.com/nfl/news/matthew

Matthew Stafford signs extension with Rams: Reigning MVP adds one year to deal, which runs through 2027
Stafford will make two more runs at another Super Bowl title with the Rams

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-22 23:11:43

Ken Paxton Wanted To Crack Down On Forum Shopping. Now Lawyers Say He’s Improperly Seeking Out Favorable Courts. | Techdirt
techdirt.com/2026/05/22/ken-pa

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-05-23 13:57:00

Google wehrt sich gegen Monopol-Urteil
In dem jahrelangen Streit wehrt sich Google jetzt gegen die Sanktionen für seine Suchmaschinen-Geschäfte.
heise.de/news/Google-wehrt-sic

Google wehrt sich gegen Monopol-Urteil
In dem jahrelangen Streit wehrt sich Google jetzt gegen die Sanktionen für seine Suchmaschinen-Geschäfte.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-06-22 13:13:24

¿Por qué las seguimos llamando redes sociales? | Opinión | EL PAÍS
#RedesSociales

Si lo que ocurre en estos espacios se parece cada vez menos a una red de relaciones y cada vez más a un sistema de consumo de contenido, ¿sigue teniendo sentido llamarlos “redes sociales”? Nombrar no es un gesto trivial. Las palabras que utilizamos para describir la realidad condicionan la forma en que la entendemos. Seguir hablando de redes sociales puede hacernos olvidar la transformación que han experimentado estas plataformas y dificultar una reflexión crítica sobre su funcionamiento actual…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-06-23 17:02:26

Early Signs Point to Major Role for Rookie Caleb Downs With Dallas Cowboys si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/early-

Early Signs Point to Major Role for Rookie Caleb Downs With Dallas Cowboys
By all accounts, nothing has changed when it comes to the expectation that first-round pick and defensive back Caleb Downs will have a major role with the Dallas Cowboys in 2026.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-06-23 18:14:31

Early Signs Point to Major Role for Rookie Caleb Downs With Dallas Cowboys si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/early-

Early Signs Point to Major Role for Rookie Caleb Downs With Dallas Cowboys
By all accounts, nothing has changed when it comes to the expectation that first-round pick and defensive back Caleb Downs will have a major role with the Dallas Cowboys in 2026.