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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-25 19:24:56

RE: newsie.social/@TheNeedling/116
lmao

But some opponents are saying the axe could cause billionaires like Bill Gates and Nathan Myrhvold to leave the corporeal plane, thus depriving us of innovations in pedophilia ring participation.
@timfoster@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 13:39:34

St. Patrick drove snakes out of Ireland today. I mostly drove an axe into bits of tree. As a result, we will be both snake-free and warm next winter.
🐍☘ #stpatricksday

Full wood storage shelves in the garage. Seemingly also the location of a Mac graveyard. There's a Sparc Ultra 5 buried in here somewhere - holy ground, no doubt.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-29 14:16:09

P ee l

larry elmore two minotaurs battling in forest with sword and axe pixelated
1992 republic of moldova cinci sute lei currency cut up circles and knots of green and orange by the monarch
Glorious T-O Map St John's College MS 17; Thorney Computus; 1110(?); England, Cambridgeshire, Thorney Abbey; f.6r
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-11 15:18:10

Things continue to be Normal in Ireland: "An Irish man broke into Shannon Airport, getting on top of an American C-130 cargo plane and smashing it with an axe" clareherald.com/news/security/

An Irish man broke into Shannon Airport, getting on top of an American C-130 cargo plane and smashing it with an axe
@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-02-28 21:20:42

Glamour shot of the ol' axe