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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-07 16:40:59

HOW I laughed when I saw cat soup in the supermarket. What kind of idiot buys their cat soup, I thought? Me. I do. Turns out I'm that idiot because it gets them to drink in this heat. I already add a bit of water to their breakfast and they lap every drop of the water in their Saturday morning tuna, and Sparks has just snarfed a pouch of soup let down with 50% extra water. I worry about these crystals male #cats