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@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-05-08 00:34:25

My sixth level cleric, Ned, likes to sell swag.
He already has tees and stickers and notebooks:
aardrian.threadless.com/design
But now he’s handing out autographed Woodford Reserve bourbon (signed “N€D #6”).
He ships it in church caravans and will use Det…

A glass bottle of brownish liquor, and printed on the glass are three images of a doughy guy with a mop of red hair and moustache, wearing chain mail, waving and saying “Hi!” In the second image he has his hand on his chest and says, “I’m Ned.” In the third, he’s gesturing to the viewer and asking, “What’s your name?”
@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-05-06 19:50:18

RE: mastodon.online/@sherold/11648
If laptop stickers say something about the owner's attitude, then I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to say about me. I guess it doesn't matter.

An overhead, flat-lay photograph of a closed, silver Google Chromebook Plus laptop on a dark wood-grain table surface. The laptop is covered in a variety of stickers. From left to right: a black sticker with "Hi." text, an art sticker depicting a pyramid and two figures (one with a drum set), a center text-based sticker reading "COLOR ME AMAZED" in three stacked rows of distressed white, red-and-white, and white text, with "COLOR ME" outlined in pink/teal, a milk carton character sticker, a sma…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-06 19:23:46

So are there any boomers yet plastering “I did this” Donald stickers on gas pumps?

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-04-09 22:34:45

🚨FAKE MAPLE SYRUP SCANDAL GROWING IN CANADA🚨
#canada #quebec #ontario #maplesyrup

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-03-07 10:23:51

It was foggy yesterday. Some pictures from my commutes.
#UnicycleLife

Looking out over a misty park. In the foreground a unicycle leans on a stone statue
Snow, fog and bare trees in a park with a path through the middle of it
A unicycle leaning on a smooth, white stone covered in bird poop, next to a bin with stickers all over it. Looks out over misty water. In the foreground is alms dirty, snowy ice.
@mikeymikey@hachyderm.io
2026-03-07 01:28:26

Did you need to make some stickers for #marchintosh ? I sure did
archives.somnolescent.net/web/

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-04-01 21:25:30

Spotted these in the letterbox on my way out yesterday so, of course, I forgot to share until now.
#Stickers #GetUp #SameShitDifferentCountry

Sheet of stickers from GetUp! with the slogan: 
Same Sh*t, Different Country
And showing a face that is one half Trump and the other Hanson
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-03-06 08:49:47

New sticker

An iPad with these stickers:

- 2 TelemetryDeck Logos 
- a glitter unicorn 
- a sticker saying INOP (a pilot joke)
- and a flame spirit sitting on a log, but it’s from behind so you see its huge butt

‘Jeffrey Epstein Walk of Shame’ appears steps away from the White House
The display consists of stickers
(mocked up in the style of the celebrated Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles)
which name powerful friends of Epstein
and carry QR codes linking to specific entries about them in the files recently released by the Department of Justice

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 08:53:42

Sometimes it's the little things that make you happy. Especially when they're sticky. 🎉
Little appreciation blog post for @…:
thegoodw…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-06 09:21:31

Wife sent me this picture of an actual piece of fabric available for sale now. The slop is leaking!

Okay, so it says "best times to visit Paris" and then there's a picture of a suitcase and two sort of badly drawn line drawings of the Eiffel Tower and two... bumper stickers? And two US highway marker signs. But wait, then there's the text:  "It is your first time to paris, you'll probobly want to spead xome time with the Eirtel Tower, the Lomevre the M_______ Orsay and Notre Dame[...]"
@sjn@chaos.social
2026-05-08 13:00:26

Got some reflective stickers delivered. Where should these go? 🤔
#Norsktut #Oslo #slop #ai

A sticker, shaped like a "STOP" traffic sign, but which instead says "SLOP"
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-03-05 16:33:04

I’ll be at @… tonigjt, and yes I will bring stickers!! :sondrine:

@boris@cosocial.ca
2026-04-22 04:31:20

I’m heading to Berlin next week. Come to the Berlin ATProto meetup if you want some stickers!
fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-10 18:19:55

i need to shop for a new suitcase — this one is only a couple years old and it's already full! (of stickers, i mean)
also, it's too big. i am going to travel light on this trip I SWEAR I AM 😤

These photos show a well-traveled black hardshell suitcase covered with travel stickers and decals.

Michigan & Great Lakes:

MI (Michigan oval)
UP (Upper Peninsula)
Michigan - The Great Lakes State (large blue silhouette)
NF - Niagara Falls, Canada
Niagara (highway sign style)
Thunder Bay National Marine Sanctuary
Northern Michigan University Wildcats
HP906 (Upper Peninsula area code with bridge silhouette)

European Destinations:

Amsterdam (multiple - including postcard-style cityscape and m…
The Collection:
This is clearly the suitcase of a serious traveler who enjoys documenting their journeys. The heavy concentration of Michigan stickers alongside extensive European destinations (particularly Netherlands, France, and Italy/Sicily) tells the story of someone rooted in Michigan but with deep European travel experience. The mix of official destination ovals, tourist attraction stickers, and local city emblems creates a visual travel diary covering both sides of the Atlantic.

ALT by…
@bogo@hapyyr.com
2026-04-28 08:48:07

My campaign against the smartphone zombies reached #goteborg. That's the fourth country already.
If you are at #fossnorth and want a sticker to help this campaign find me. I am with a Kreator t-shirt today.

A sticker wall with many stickers. One of them shows a smartphone zombie
@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-02-25 07:16:15

Robert Kaye, the founder of MusicBrainz, has died. Far too early. I'm sitting here, looking at the stickers he gave me. So many questions come up
Robert was a personality. He was loud, fun, thoughtful, determined, principled, noticeable. He lived. Uncompromising, yet deeply caring. Towering, and not merely physically. His hairstyles were legion and legend. He was a creator and a coordinator of mayhem and of chaos. He had all the skills of an engineer, and all the sensibilities of a…

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-03-14 12:14:29

Stickers met hartjes tegen ‘racebaan’, maar tóch ging het hier vrijdagavond helemaal fout in Arnhem | Arnhem | De Gelderlander.nl
gelderlander.nl/arnhem/sticker
Maar laten we er met zn allen vooral kort over zijn: Zolang het er uit ziet als een racebaan, blijft t een racebaan.
(Geen nieuw inzicht. Al vele jaren is dat t uitgangspunt bij handhaving door de politie.)
📸 Screenshot van google Maps van het langste gedeelte met aan beide zijden buurten.

@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-04-29 18:44:14

One of my favorite @… stickers 💚🩵💙
#SoftwareFreedom #sticker #foss

Rectangular sticker with text "my device,
my choice". In the background are doodles of cables, a router, a monitor with keyboard and mouse and a grumpy face, a hand holding up a smartphone, a surveillence camera, a pen drive, a lighbulb and some partially out-of-frame, hard-to-recognize ones. Everything is drawn in the style of a black marker pen. The words device and choice are highlighted with a red shadow. The text fsfe.org is in the lower left corner.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-31 20:12:57

Just ordered stickers to bring to AccessU.

A Sticker Ninja proof sheet showing the cut lines for a 3½ × 2½ sticker of a dark gray field with five light stripes going from the upper-left to bottom-right corner: green, blue, gray, yellow, and red. Set in Atkinson Hyperlegible within each stripe is a word: Perceivable, Operable, Understandable, Robust, F*** Overlays.
Same as the previous image, but this sticker has the word ‘Fuck’ spelled out.

#Flock's DFR #drones
are often outfitted with license plate readers, which can record a vehicle's make, color, and features like roof racks and bumper stickers,
as well as audio sensors that can detect and distinguish between gunshots and car crashes,according to the company.
"These drones are…

@mikejolley@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-22 23:53:08

Ha that's a funny sticker I pulled today

Nintendo stickers. Horse guy from Zelda.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-04-22 19:00:08

Started to put stickers on my laptop again, like we all did in the ancient times of 2006

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-04-13 18:19:39

My stickers arrived for AccessU.
See you next month?

Holding two packs of 3½ × 2½ inch stickers — a dark gray field with five light stripes going from the upper-left to bottom-right corner: green, blue, gray, yellow, and red; within each stripe is a word: Perceivable, Operable, Understandable, Robust, F*** Overlays. The second set of stickers has the word ‘Fuck’ spelled out.
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-03-12 18:03:55

Berlin 😍
I can relate when #socialmedia is a synonym with the #megacorp #algorithms (because the general public doesn't know about healthy alternatives

Berlin lamp post with guerilla stickers: 
RASF
Radical Anti Smartphone Front
Exit Social Media!
Regulate Big Tech!

Oh, so all of these MAGA shops that made 86 46 shirts, hats, stickers, etc. wanted to kill Joe Biden?

The image features a sandy beach with a shell formation displaying the numbers "8647." 

Alongside this, there are social media posts discussing merchandise related to the numbers "86" and "46," implying political contexts with mentions of protest of President Joe Biden
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-13 00:47:14

me: "hey [8yo] are you done wrapping the present?"
8yo: *dances around*
8yo: "mm"
me: "hey [8yo] are you done wrapping the present?"
14yo: "which stickers are mine?"
me: "hey [8yo] are you done wrapping the present?"
8yo: "Over here with mine. Don't touch mine, though."
me: "HEY [8yo] ARE YOU DONE WRAPPING THE PRESENT??"
8yo: *dances some more*
me: "Okay, I'…

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 14:18:22

RE: mastodon.social/@Mastodon/1163
I just want stickers 😔

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 13:04:36

RE: mastodon.online/@sherold/11648
Unfortunately, no one has yet invented a language that could properly describe “Angine de Poitrine,” so you’d better just listen to them.

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-04-16 12:42:24

I mean, it's not a bike so am I really breaking any rules? 🤷
#unicycleLife #Oslo #Operahuset

A large wheeled unicycle leaning on a white stone wall before the Oslo fjord, next to a retangular bin (trash can). The bin is covered in stickers
A close up of the bin from the previous image reveals a message that reads, The roof has many [hidden by a sticker] and may be slippery. Bicycles and skateboards not allowed. Use the area at your own risk.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-10 16:27:19

If you’re at #CSUNATC this week then I have a few stickers left. They look great on laptops, water bottles, clients, …

Black text on a white background: “Perceivable & Operable & Understandable & Robust & Punch Nazis.” One of the stickers is on a short black metal water bottle.
@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 14:18:22

RE: mastodon.social/@Mastodon/1163
I just want stickers 😔

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 08:31:33

Found this terrible picture of my computers circa 2000 (shot on a 640x480 Vivitar digicam). The janky-ass PC is a dual PPro Linux box. The other one is an SGI Indigo² Solid Impact.

as described
the PC is covered in stickers and marker writing
the SGI has a desktop wallpaper stolen from Pete's Compendium of Knowledge: https://web.archive.org/web/19980521084527/http://www.compendium.org/Gallery/shirt_art_2.html
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-04-10 08:30:01

The brand is branding :sondrine:

Various stickers with Sondrine, some attached to electronic devices