Tootfinder

@… you may simply be neurodiverse.
As for banner blindness, just because you are not consciously aware of an ad doesn't mean it is ineffective at a subconscious level, specially brand advertising. I lived in Tokyo as a kid 1982–85, and to this day, whenever I don't know the words to a song, I hum instead the barely understood words from a Calbee potat…

Your behaviors on each individual social media platform begin to bleed into the others. At first you type your old friend's IG handle into the Youtube search bar. Then your fingers reflexively jump 2 where a button would be if this shyt was TikTok. Soon you reference a word created yesterday on LinkedIn.
One day, u break and become the omniuser. the first mf to perfectly fully evenly mentally synthesize every ui together as one within the bowels of your subconscious. You are cyron…