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@spamless@mastodon.social
2024-05-26 11:58:48

NYTimes: How a Profane Joke on Twitter Spawned a Legal Army
How a Profane Joke on Twitter Spawned a Legal Army nytimes.com/2024/05/26/nyregio

Some news outlets reported this month that Venezuela might be the first country in modern times to lose all of its glaciers.
However, researchers told E&E News that Slovenia likely claimed the solemn title more than three decades ago.
A May post on X, formerly Twitter, by climatologist Maximiliano Herrera drew attention to the decline of La Corona
— Venezuela’s last glacier
— by citing December measurements from the Universidad de Los Andes showing a remaining are…

@crell@phpc.social
2024-04-26 16:26:53

Meanwhile, back on the dead bird site:
#twitter

@tweedge@cybersecurity.theater
2024-05-27 03:01:59

Hey! I've been doing a lot of work stuff. Senior engineer slash engineering manager life. But I'm really fucking pumped that the FCC is moving to restore net neutrality in the US. You might be able to tell how pumped I am from the *checks notes* meme I just found on my NAS, that I made in 2017, when I felt there weren't enough net neutrality memes on the internet :)

A comic strip depicting a class with a cool teacher wearing sunglasses.

Teacher: "Okay class, net neutrality is now a school subject so it's time to save the interwebs. Let's start with an example, who wants to go first? José! Get up here. If some paid shill caught your eye, what would you say?"

José: "I hope you enjoy shamefully calling your ISP to buy the 'access to PornHub' package"

Teacher is surrounded by flames and wipes off sweat with an :O face, then slams an A+ stamp on José many ti…
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2024-05-26 08:46:28

"Things are going really badly upstairs. Can we use a bit of your wall?" – #TomGauld for New Scientist.
twitter.com/tomgauld/status/17

Two people stand before a large chart on a wall. The red line zigzags across the chart, but the trend is downwards. In fact it goes off the bottom of the chart, across four additonal bits of graph paper until it literally hits the floor.
One of the poeple goes down to the office below and says to the worker within
"Things are going really badly upstairs. Can we use a bit of your wall?"
[alt text by tom gauld, https://twitter.com/tomgauld/status/1794649500772176013]
@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2024-05-25 13:38:40

Over on twitter there has been a bit of a back and forth on C# and Rust simple json server performance.
I know C# has gotten a ton of performance tuning on the stack, and was wondering if Swift was up to the task.
I have never done Swift on the Server before, but the results are impressive:
Swift: 64k req/sec
.NET: 61k req/sec

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-04-27 04:21:47

Twitter Reactions to Cowboys' 3 draft picks on Day 2 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/lists

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2024-04-25 18:49:40

Internal memo: G/O Media sells The Onion to a new Chicago-based firm, Global Tetrahedron, which promises to keep The Onion's staff intact and in Chicago (Katie Robertson/@katie_robertson)
twitter.com/katie_robertson/st<…