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@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 12:02:54

If this isn't actually AI slop, then it's certainly what they trained the slop engine on. Either way, somebody got paid for this shit.

"What you hold in your hand is a V.I.P. pass to the party. This is invite only, where vitamins dance the funky chicken with fruit, while tea sits in the armchair with a knowing grin. You see, it's his rumble room and sugar didn't get the nod! So start the party in your bod and send health down the little red lane, gulp by funky gulp. Mmmmm yeah."
@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 09:34:15

Read it from the former MEP who was the European Parliament's rapporteur for the CO₂ emission performance standards for passenger cars and light commercial vehicles:
linkedin.com/pulse/from-end-go

From End Goal to Accounting Trick: What a 90% Target in 2035 Really Means
A 90% CO₂ target for 2035 sounds close to zero. In practice, it creates significant room for plug-in hybrids and combustion-engine vehicles.