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@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 17:06:57

Okay, this Kagi translation tool is pretty entertaining (and an absolute gem as a guerilla marketing tactic, by which I mean it be a fine way to plunder more business, me hearty!)
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=LinkedIn speak

A translation interface in which English can be converted to LinkedIn hype.

Input:

I offload all of my work to AI

Output:

I’m thrilled to share that I’ve fully optimized my workflow by leveraging cutting-edge AI to handle my entire output. 🚀 By embracing digital transformation and delegating operational tasks to intelligent automation, I’m now focusing 100% of my energy on high-level strategy and driving impactful innovation. 💡 It’s all about working smarter, not harder, and stayi…

Input:

expect layoffs in the next few weeks

Output in Corporate Jargon:

Anticipate a strategic right-sizing of our human capital and a streamlining of our organizational structure within the upcoming weeks to optimize our operational bandwidth.

Input:

All marketing email is spam

Output in Pirate Speak:

Every last marketing parchment be naught but bilge water!

Input:

I found gum under my seat and out it in my mouth

Output in LinkedIn Speak:

I’m thrilled to share a quick story about resourcefulness and seizing unexpected opportunities. 🚀

Today, I discovered a piece of gum under my seat. Instead of letting it go to waste, I took immediate action and put it in my mouth. 🍬

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