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@joe@toot.works
2026-01-21 16:36:55

A week or two ago, I saw a youtube video where someone was claiming that the adult thing to do was to get your coats dry cleaned at the end of the winter season, so that they are ready for next year. I briefly thought that it would be a nice gift for future you. Fast forward to this past Monday and I ended up dropping my coat off at the dry cleaners in an attempt to get cat pee out of it. I've used laundry services before but not a dry cleaner. I'm curious to see what $40 buys me.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 03:00:01

Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from
the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's
shirts but they're going back.
-- "The Rockford Files"

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-11-23 19:56:05

Vacuum cleaners are one of the few things that are better when the really suck.

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2026-01-23 14:56:49

A revised M.Div. program strengthening the School’s historic commitment to professional education in ministry while substantially updating it for a changing landscape—one of many great reasons to apply to YDS.
Learn more about the revised M.Div. program here. Application deadline Feb. 1.

Graduating students with halos made out of pipe cleaners