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Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/12/nova-scotian-mall-insists-giant-tree-will-only-eat-3-to-4-kids-max-this-christmas/

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas
DARTMOUTH, NS - With international media picking up the story of “the creepiest Christmas tree of 2021”, administrators at Mic Mac Mall have assured shoppers that Woody will consume no more than 4 children this holiday shopping season.

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case - The Beaverton
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/mark-carney-turns-off-geolocation-on-phone-just-in-case/

In #Zürich sind mir kürzlich neu so dünne, gestrichelte weisse Linien auf den Strassen aufgefallen, und wenn man sucht, findet man solche QR-Codes, welche auf das Trottoir geklebt sind.
Sie führen auf eine Page des Tiefbauamts, auf welcher sämtliche Unterlagen zum Tiefbauprojekt einsehbar sind. So sieht der Bürger mal, welche (digitalen) Papierstösse hier gewälzt werden.
Nur der Klebe…

SF's Local Agency Formation Commission "LAFCo" is hiring a policy analyst. This role would be key in the development of a green public bank, which will be on the ballot next year, and potentially in starting a social housing program!
https://careers.sf.gov/role/?id=374399

LAFCo Policy Analyst - Local Agency Formation Commission (LAFCo) - Board of Supervisors - (1823 Senior Administrative Analyst)
Specific information regarding this recruitment process are listed below:Application Opening: November 25, 2025Filing Deadline: December 31, 2025 Recruitment ID: RTF0162212-01148363APPOINTMENT TYPEPermanent Exempt (PEX), Category 18: The San Francisco Local Agency Formation Commission (LAFCo) Policy Analyst position is exempt from Civil Service Rules and serves at the pleasure of the Appointing Officer, the Executive Officer of LAFCo. This is a limited term position with a maximum of one (1)…

omg. lmao
#JDVance #ChesterfieldNotACouch #canada
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/jd-vance-slams-canada-after-being-rejected-by-sexy-chesterfield/

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/alexa-explodes-after-canadian-replies-to-query-with-oh-yeah-no-for-sure/

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bungalow on Waasis Road. 

Die Zeit drängt!
#hateaid
EU considers developing an alternative to Visa and Mastercard
https://thepaypers.com/payments/news/e

this looks...fun https://www.typeframe.net/docs/px-88

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Vapors:
🎵 Turning Japanese
#NowPlaying #TheVapors
https://theartsmixof.bandcamp.com/track/the-vapors-turning-japanese-the-art-mix-edit-kzp
https://open.spotify.com/track/30cHDhxUqgnHq78hv5UjMx

Not to make light of the latter, but "Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall"* is Canada's "'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens".**
*<https://www.thebeaverton.c…