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@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-07-22 16:47:18

Just sucked my thumb for the first time in hopefully about 40 years. It was brief. I basically did it to keep my mouth shut. 😁

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-16 20:01:29

Vikings place Jordan Mason on injured reserve due to thumb fracture: Who's up next

cbssports.com/nfl/news/vikings

Vikings place Jordan Mason on injured reserve due to thumb fracture: Who's up next
Minnesota added some pieces to its RB room recently, but Mason will be required to miss the next four games at minimum

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-09-18 21:31:35

I feel like contextual clicks inside of apps are an anti-pattern (especially on touchscreens). I click on a toot over here, and it loads the toot. I click on the toot over there, and it loads the link to whatever article they linked to. Click in yet another spot, and it loads this profile of the person who made the toot. This is all inside a 1in x 2in rectangle. My thumb takes up half the rectangle. Like, wtf.
As laptop touchpads get worse, this is becoming a problem there too!

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 21:19:20

Dallas Cowboys All-Pro LG Tyler Smith To Miss 4-6 Weeks Due To Thumb Surgery foxsports.com/stories/nfl/dall

Dallas Cowboys All-Pro LG Tyler Smith To Miss 4-6 Weeks Due To Thumb Surgery
Dallas Cowboys All-Pro left guard Tyler Smith will undergo thumb surgery and is expected to be placed on injured reserve, likely missing the first 4-6 weeks of the season.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-16 19:29:19

Vikings RB Mason placed on IR after having surgery on thumb espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/499590

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-07-08 02:00:36

A top official with the Maine Democratic Party said on Tuesday night that
Graham Platner’s team had been trying to “put their thumb on the scale”
in the party’s planning for his replacement as the Democratic nominee for Senate,
-- but that he would have “no role” in the selection process.
“We have repeatedly reiterated to Graham Platner’s team that they have no role in determining our U.S. Senate nominee,
nor in determining what this process looks like,”
D…

Top Maine Democrat Says Platner Will Have ‘No Role’ in Picking Next Nominee
A top state party official said that Graham Platner’s team had “repeatedly” tried to “put their thumb on the scale,” but he would not influence how the party chose a new Senate candidate.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-13 09:00:51

Folks tying their businesses to the APIs of Anthropic, OpenAI, etc., are this generation’s Twitter client developers.
(Maybe look into recent history to see what Twitter eventually did and what happened to them. Rule of thumb: an API key is a key to a door you don’t own whose lock can be changed at any time.)

@joe@toot.works
2026-09-20 20:25:21

I got in three more practice games. I focused on:
- Starting with my dominant foot
- Rolling instead of throwing
- Touching my nose with my thumb
It seems to help?
#Bowling

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 21:19:20

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith will miss at least a month with thumb injury that needs surgery foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith will miss at least a month with thumb injury that needs surgery
Dallas Cowboys left guard Tyler Smith will miss at least the first month of the season because of a left thumb injury that needs surgery

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-16 05:29:09

📊 Measured tools/list payload: 10 tools 5,843 − 1,431 bytes (-75.5%), 40 tools 23,423 − 1,431 bytes (-93.9%), 100 tools 58,585 − 1,431 bytes (-97.6%). Rule of thumb: past 10-15 tools, a catalog pays off.
⚖️ Trade-off: search adds a round trip and batches have no loops or branching. Small servers with always-used tools should keep advertising directly; agents needing control flow still need a sandbox like

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:47:05

#totp Did he just lick his thumb and then air bass? Weurghhhh.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 20:10:30

Cowboys LG Tyler Smith to undergo thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks nfl.com/news/cowboys-lg-tyler-

Cowboys LG Tyler Smith to undergo thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks
Cowboys guard Tyler Smith is scheduled to undergo thumb surgery and will miss four to six weeks, coach Brian Schottenheimer told reporters Monday.

@david@boles.xyz
2026-08-03 13:40:16

Swimming the Author
England tested witches with water. The suspect was bound, right thumb to left toe, looped to a rope, and lowered into the village pond....
bolesblogs.com/2026/08/03/swim

Swimming the Author | David Boles, Blogs
England tested witches with water. The suspect was bound, right thumb to left toe, looped to a rope, and lowered into the village pond. Pure water was believed to refuse the devil’s servant, …

@mcdanlj@social.makerforums.info
2026-08-13 00:55:57

Big news! I just released version 0.9 of my 3d-printed #MorseCode single-paddle key system.
Changes:

  • New grip that acts like a case. @…
Photo of the underside of a magnet mount holding a Morse key, next to a jeweler's block
Photo of blue key in red grip/case, deployed in grip mode where the paddle sticks out.
Photo of blue key in red grip/case, deployed in case mode. The key is fully retraced into the case, and the cable is wrapped around the whole unit.
Screenshot of FreeCAD model of key and grip/case. The grip/case is transparent to show its internal structure, with stops for the side contact thumb screws such that with the key installed as shown, the paddle protrudes; if installed from the other side, the paddle is protected inside. Helical crush ribs are partially visible in several holes. The path for the wires from the inside to the outside are racetrack slots instead of round holes, so that the terminal tabs do not have to be soldered …
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 19:49:39

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith to have thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks nytimes.com/athletic/7572905/2

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith to have thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks
With Smith going on injured reserve, T.J. Bass will step into the left guard spot for the Week 1 opener against the Giants.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 19:56:05

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith to have thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks nytimes.com/athletic/7572905/2

Cowboys guard Tyler Smith to have thumb surgery, miss 4-6 weeks
With Smith going on injured reserve, T.J. Bass will step into the left guard spot for the Week 1 opener against the Giants.

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-08-04 21:49:43

i ran across this in a book of essays by john green. i think gertrude stein was on to something here.

A black-and-white close-up of my thumb pressing down the top corner of a book page to keep it open, the wrinkled skin and nail taking up the top portion of the frame in sharp, heavily-textured detail. Below it, the page shows a paragraph where the author reflects on a Gertrude Stein essay — "What Are Masterpieces and Why Are There So Few of Them" — about the difficulty of making art in an era of constant media saturation, where the sheer volume of things "everybody all day long knows" through r…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 20:36:20

Cowboys three-time Pro Bowler Tyler Smith to undergo thumb surgery, out 4-6 weeks

cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys

Cowboys three-time Pro Bowler Tyler Smith to undergo thumb surgery, out 4-6 weeks
Dallas has 'a ton of confidence' in Smith's replacement to hold down the fort in his absence

@NuclearDisorder@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 06:07:09

Heute vor 7 Jahren: Am 8. Juli 2019 informierte der #Iran die #IAEA, dass er in der Nuklearanlage in #Natanz Uran auf etwa 4,5 Prozent Uran-235 angereichert hat.

Kaskade von Gaszentrifugen zur Urananreicherung Autor: U.S. Department of Energy - http://www.doedigitalarchive.doe.gov/ImageDetailView.cfm?ImageID=1000682&page=search&pageid=thumb Lizenz: Public domain
@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-07-25 13:30:47

New Gist: Who will lead FF next?
"Neither Chambers or O'Callaghan have displayed any ability to do the job of being Taoiseach. But that's not the job they're trying to be hired for. They're auditioning to be the leader of the Fianna Fšil of today. And maybe complaining that the Constitution is interfering with the triumph of your bloodless technocracy's will or cosplaying as a Temu-delivered inflatable Pete Hegseth is the way to appeal to that electorate."…

a postage stamp where a tiny bearded old man rails at Fionn of Irish myth sucking hid thumb
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-17 12:01:44

Cowboys’ Pro Bowler Gives 4-Word Update After Surprise Surgery heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

Cowboys’ Pro Bowler Gives 4-Word Update After Surprise Surgery
The Dallas Cowboys suffered a blow with the loss of Tyler Smith to a thumb injury. But he gave a brief update on Wednesday.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-25 12:50:35
Content warning: Niche Michigania

RE: mastodon.social/@0xYumeko/1168
That is bad.
As a lover of NW lower Michigan, I think it’s great that TC and environs are getting more robust.
But everything north of the Thumb gets short shrift. It’s not terribly conv…

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-09-02 03:23:43

At the New York Times, opinion writer Michelle Cottle pressed the argument that the Trump administration was ushered into power
by “the excesses of woke,”
with the implication being that fascism is the left’s fault.
The Hill suckedits thumb and opined that “Democrats’ progressive surge could complicate [Hakeem] Jeffries’s path to unity.”
CBS’s Gayle King tried to get progressive Democratic Florida Senate candidate Angie Nixon to disavow left-wing streamer Hasan Pike…

Democrats in array
Don’t believe the pundits. The party is unified against Trump.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-26 09:49:51

I see the Commodore Corporation has boarded the cyberdeck slop train. I guess it kinda looks cool. At least it's not just another unusable handheld POS with a thumb keyboard and a Raspberry Pi inside!

a modified-looking C64 breadbin
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-07-23 10:09:03

RE: mastodon.uno/@amministratore/1
Looks like there’s a Mastodon identity verification scam going around.
Good rule of thumb: if a web site asks you to verify your identity, you close that browser tab.
The scam lett…

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-08-18 12:00:43

Вибирайте свою ЦА.
---
Pick your target audience wisely.
#IT #programming #kek #meme

A screenshot of a tweet from Mappers [@]CarolMaps, dated Jan 12, featuring the text "IMPORTANT". The main image is a photograph of an open book page being held by a thumb, containing various printed instructions. A red hand-drawn circle surrounds the sentence: "You may fascinate a woman by showing her your git branches." A green arrow points from this circled text toward a dark graphical element labeled "GRAPH" containing orange and blue interconnected nodes.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-08-03 18:29:18

Brown shakes off dislocated thumb at Pats' camp espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/495221

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 19:59:23

Cowboys Pro Bowl guard Smith headed for IR espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/498617

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-06 14:47:40

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Rolling Stones:
🎵 Under My Thumb
#NowPlaying #TheRollingStones
open.spotify.com/track/5lmGgOa

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 21:10:19

Cowboys Tyler Smith Heading to IR before Week 1 insidethestar.com/cowboys-tyle

Cowboys Tyler Smith Heading to IR before Week 1 » Inside The Star
Tyler Smith is heading to injured reserve after undergoing thumb surgery, and Dallas has a bigger offensive line problem than just right tackle.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-12 22:29:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistInResidence
Metronomy:
🎵 Black Eye/Burnt Thumb
#Metronomy
metronomy.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/09vGJOc

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 20:34:33

Tyler Smith expected to miss 4-6 weeks with injury dallascowboys.com/news/tyler-s

Tyler Smith expected to miss 4-6 weeks with injury
The Cowboys suffered their first big injury setback of 2026, losing Tyler Smith for 4-6 weeks with a thumb injury.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 19:58:24

Tyler Smith expected to miss 4-6 weeks with injury dallascowboys.com/news/tyler-s

Tyler Smith expected to miss 4-6 weeks with injury
The Cowboys suffered their first big injury setback of 2026, losing Tyler Smith for 4-6 weeks with a thumb injury.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-09-07 20:34:33

Disaster strikes Dallas as Tyler Smith set to miss several weeks sportingnews.com/ca/nfl/dallas

Disaster strikes Dallas as Tyler Smith set to miss several weeks
The Dallas Cowboys suffered a major setback as star offensive lineman Tyler Smith is expected to miss four to six weeks following thumb surgery, forcing Dallas to make an early adjustment up front.

@joe@toot.works
2026-07-01 15:09:46

I banged my thumb against something, put a bandaid on it, and now I can't use the fingerprint scanner on my phone.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-07-22 19:48:38

Had a decent sleep last night after a long day. Got up before 6AM so that I could start the sprinklers on time.
(We are allowed 6-9AM/PM alternating days but I only water in the mornings because watering when it is still 32°C at 8PM is dumb)
While they were going I got going on another dirt-moving session. Over 3 hours! The sun was blocked by clouds for much of it so that helped a lot. Managed to get the space cleared for the 2nd shed. The whole back part of the yard is nearly level. It’s amazing just how much lower one side of the yard was from the other!
Another couple days of moving dirt and leveling and the dirt mountain should be spent!
Lunch and naptime. 2000 calories burned 😝 💪
Started to feel some pains in hands, thumb, back. Body knows… so I stopped :)
#poolpond #backyardProject #diy #gardening #dirt #portalberni #clay