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For those who missed how the Coupang data breach in Korea became a flat-out crisis, the Korea Economic Institute of America has produced this nifty timeline.
https://keia.org/the-peninsula/the-coupang-data-breach-a-timeline/

The Coupang Data Breach: A Timeline - Korea Economic Institute of America
South Korea’s largest online retailer suffered a massive data breach last year that exposed the personal information of more than 33 million users.

New timeline revealed for potential Raiders’ Maxx Crosby trade https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/news/new-timeline-revealed-potential-raiders-maxx-crosby-trade/c3ccc1b1c93510d41c278be3…

Federal agents shot and killed a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident, Alex Jeffrey Pretti
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/24/us/minneapolis-shooting-alex-pretti-timeline.h…

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded
A moment-by-moment analysis of videos from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when shots were fired. The footage contradicts the federal government’s account of the fatal shooting.

George Pickens Franchise Tag Gets Speedy Timeline Update From Stephen Jones https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/george-pickens-franchise-tag-speedy-timeline-update-stephen-jones

Wondering what do you call this? Is there a name for this kind of navigation?
Manual pagination? Slow mode? Finite scrolling? Windowed browsing?
#PhanpyExperiment #UX #Design

What's going on with Aaron Rodgers? Where things stand with Steelers as QB mulls 22nd NFL season

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/aaron-rodgers-steelers-timeline-updates/

Mastodon question, I'm trying to completely filter/hide posts with specific hashtags and I can't get it to work.
I set them up as filter for "#blah" and I'm enabling to filter the Home timeline but they just stay in my Home timeline—I've tried with and without "whole word" on.
Is there some known issue in v4.5.7 or am I missing something?

Last day of $13 tees from my Threadless store (and up to 40% off everything):
#sale

“We have not heard from the people responsible. I want them to appear before the ICC and hear what on earth was in their mind when they ordered 120mm tank rounds to be fired into an ambulance. Justice is first of all bringing the light of attention into this crime and secondly seeing the persons responsible being accountable for their actions.”
#GazaGenocide

‘Substantial evidence’ of double-tap strike in killing of Gaza’s Hind Rajab
Avaaz analyses the timeline of events to conclude that violations show Israel systematically kills first responders.

Probable cause affidavit details timeline of stolen ambulance crash at Meridian building housing DHS (KTFT)
https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/crime/police-boise-woman-arrested-stolen-ambulance-crash-meridian-dhs-office-building/277-3ac560e7-a05a-4815-96a2-63bf1f7c2d5c
http://www.memeorandum.com/260224/p126#a260224p126

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115949980566629883
📸 returning tonight on my timeline for a good reason.. 🙂🙂

By its multiple actions against humanity, in Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, Iran, the West Bank, the State of Israel has surely forfeited any right to exist. That is as an apartheid State for one ethnic group.
A plurinational State for Palestinians, Jews and others, with equal rights, might one day exist, a Palestine free from the river to the sea.
‘Substantial evidence’ of double-tap strike in killing of Gaza’s Hind Rajab | Israel-Palestine conflict News | Al Jazeera

‘Substantial evidence’ of double-tap strike in killing of Gaza’s Hind Rajab
Avaaz analyses the timeline of events to conclude that violations show Israel systematically kills first responders.

Sam Altman says currently "the idea of putting data centers in space is ridiculous" and that it is "not something that's going to matter at scale this decade" (Lauren Edmonds/Business Insider)
https://www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman

Sam Altman says Elon Musk's idea of putting data centers in space is 'ridiculous'
While in New Delhi on Friday, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said "there will come a time" for orbital data centers, but it won't be anytime soon.

Ich nehme an, Gil Ofarim ist im Dschungelcamp (warum?!) und daher bekomme ich irgendwie Videos mit dem in die Timeline geschwemmt (nicht hier natürlich).
Wollte nur sagen: Schon 20 Sekunden zuhören wecken in mir das Bedürfnis, sofort duschen zu gehen. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

I guess not enough people are using the slop functions built into WhatsApp if they felt the need to make the mandatory button larger and more intrusive

Corpus Christi Cuts Timeline to Disaster as Abbott Issues Emergency Orders https://www.texasobserver.org/corpus-christi-timeline-disaster-abbott-emergency-orders/ With Abbott on the case, changing rules about sucking reservoirs and wells dry, what…

Corpus Christi Cuts Timeline to Disaster as Abbott Issues Emergency Orders
The governor’s office said the city’s two main reservoirs could dry up by May, much sooner than previous timelines. But authorities still offer no plan for curtailment of water use.

A reminder that we were almost on the timeline where nintendo released a knitting machine peripheral for the NES. They did make a prototype, things could have been very different if it had reached production.

#PhanpySocial changelog ✨
📤 Allow receiving shared data with the Web Share Target API
🔐 Timeline access controls
👤 New shortcut: "Profile"
📝 "Only followings" filter for Mentions
↕️ Preliminary support for vertical-lr writing mode
🐛 Bug fixes
🔗

Phanpy
Minimalistic opinionated Mastodon web client

"More than 1,500 healthcare workers have been killed during #Israel’s genocidal war on #Gaza, including several since a so-called “ceasefire” came into effect in October."
#GazaGenocide

‘Substantial evidence’ of double-tap strike in killing of Gaza’s Hind Rajab
Avaaz analyses the timeline of events to conclude that violations show Israel systematically kills first responders.

I don’t get completism for entertainment franchises.
(Says the guy who read the Silmarillion *cover to cover* the week it was released.) (I was young) @… https://tapbots.social/@paul/115940357

Here's a GREAT and fascinating history Wikipedia page (431 references at the bottom).
Follow all its links. THAT will have you reading for a good while!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_women_in_science

Timeline of women in science - Wikipedia

Timeline cleanser, some photons I caught on my driveway.
This is Cederblad 214, part of the "Question Mark" nebula in Cepheus (I can't fit the whole question mark on my field of view with my telescope!).
#astrophotography

Ich nehme an, Gil Ofarim ist im Dschungelcamp (warum?!) und daher bekomme ich irgendwie Videos mit dem in die Timeline geschwemmt (nicht hier natürlich).
Wollte nur sagen: Schon 20 Sekunden zuhören wecken in mir das Bedürfnis, sofort duschen zu gehen. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

On a long enough timeline I believe all TV shows can get good. And I watched 2 entire seasons of How I Met Your Father to prove that.
#tv

“By reconstructing the coordination and timing around the approved ambulance mission, it shows that there is substantial evidence of a deliberate ‘double-tap’ tactic – an initial military strike followed with a deliberately timed second strike targeting emergency responders and medical personnel who arrive to help,” Avaaz says
This, alone, should surely be enough for any civilised nation to terminate diplomatic links with

‘Substantial evidence’ of double-tap strike in killing of Gaza’s Hind Rajab
Avaaz analyses the timeline of events to conclude that violations show Israel systematically kills first responders.

Remember to adjust your morning timeline to the optimal tooth brushing time.
#LifeHack

Dumbass did dumbass things. Film at 11.
▶️ Trump's Timeline of Failure! & The Senate is Doing What?! | HIGNFYUS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XwT5zZbsKLk&si=oatC3rtDhr1TBOtO

George Pickens’ Agent Sets Timeline for Cowboys Contract Talks https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/notorious-cowboys-fan-urges-dallas-move-on-george-pickens

#censorship

Redacted Emails Reveal Timeline of Angelo State LGBTQ Policy
The request filed six months ago, was referred to the Texas Attorney General's Office, as the system sought to shield LGBTQ policy process from press.

@…
Wieso wird bei mastodon.social eigentlich nicht mehr die Föderierte und die Lokale Timeline angezeigt? Weder in Tusky noch im Webinterface

Gamemaster: »You know it's a bad timeline when you see a shot of Kenna naked, and it is neither sexy nor cute, but just bleak.«
#rollenspiel #rpg #ttrpg

Den Hashtag Märchen-März hatte ich neulich rausgefiltert (interessiert mich eher nicht) und wunderte mich über erneuten Märchen-Content in meiner Timeline.
Nun, ich hatte Märchen-Merz geschrieben.
Passt bestimmt auch.

Timeline cleanse.
via @ym.nara_mislin
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIWBzBuvKNf/

m-dash, n-dash... o-p-dash or op-dash is clearly the minus sign.
time to start using q-dashes. this typographical character allows you to glitch to the end of an infinite scrolling timeline, turn off your computing device, and build new architectures of boredom

I think I just had THE fediverse moment:
Scrolling through my timeline watching text posts, photos, a peertube video...A short video.
"ah nice MTB video" , I thought. Until I saw the handle: someone@loops. Wait.. I see a loops here. This isn't just a video. This is a video on A DIFFERENT Service. And I can seamlessly interact with it.
A new service just integrated seamlessly into my timeline. No "connect your account", no "extra app", no &…

Menschen: *scrollen durch Timeline
Auch Menschen: Was stimmt nur mit dieser Timeline nicht!

Damn. The 9070XT I bought last month (Sapphire Pulse model) has already jumped $120 in price, to $769. So much wrong with this timeline, yo.
#PC #GPU

RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116097302666370371
Hahahahaha.
Nice alternate timeline the LLM is living in. 😂

"Trump Reveals Real Reason He Wants Greenland In Wild Letter To PM Of Norway"
And the greatest part is we all got to enjoy reading it. What a timeline 😄

PSA: if you're following @…, you might want to mute the account for a bit. i'm bulk editing the support section on all of my videos, which will cause a fuck ton of them to appear in your timeline. sorry! :P

Now using an app made in Google AI studio that let me quickly summarize my timeline, a list or a hashtag for a certain period. Using Gemini 3 Flash. A timesaver to quickly get an overview of what is happening on Mastodon. All possible because of Mastodons open API's.
#mastodon #API

The latest info we have on the timeline of the murder of Renee Good is that she still had a weak pulse when city emergency workers first reached her. She still had a weak pulse.
Before emergency workers arrived, a doctor on the scene attempted to render first aid. ICE pointed their guns at the doctor and forced them back.
It is possible — we can never know, of course — but it is possible that doctor could have saved Good’s life. The ICE agents who forced back that doctor should also face charges. In a just world….

George Pickens’ Agent Sets Timeline for Cowboys Contract Talks https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/george-pickens-agent-sets-timeline-dallas-cowboys-contract-talks

Nog vrije blije feestboekgebruikers in mijn timeline, of had ik die allemaal al weggejaagd?
Uitgelekte memo: Meta wil gezichtsherkenning toevoegen aan AI-brillen | de Volkskrant
https://archive.ph/O7PJE

Khalid's Timeline
2024: Productive member of society
2025: Lose the ability to effectively close a Ziplock bag on the first try
2026 : Assisted-living nursing facility

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
#USpol #USPolitics #Shitpost

Anyone else randomly have their timeline jump when they try to bookmark a post in @… (latest version)?
I still can’t determine which way the timeline jumps or exactly when it happens but it definitely does often.

cool more lewd hellthreads on my timeline :P

Ugh, Bluesky is so full of self-important airbags that I may stop going there.
It's the "egosphere" in a way that twitter/X actually never became.
ADDITIONALLY, a new "feature" is a box that shows up in your timeline with 4 recommended "similar accounts" - except they aren't similar at all. Bluesky is putting porn and online prostitution accounts into their recommends! 🤯
It's an American platform, so what else to expect? Whores and…

Guten Morgen ... man .. ich mach hier mal meine Timeline auf und was muss ich als erstes sehen .. den ollen Spahn ... boa ey .. gut das ich hier am PC sitze .. sonst hätte ich das Handy aus dem Fenster geworfen ..

It’s an amazing indicator of people who have absolutely nothing to contribute and are a waste of timeline

Gift Article:
How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded
-- a Video Tmeline
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/24/us/minneapolis-shooting-alex-p…

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded
A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.

Kritik, auch harte Kritik, an Netanjahu und seiner Regierung ist absolut angebracht und richtig.
Fundamentalkritik an der Existenz Israels und Antisemitismus allgemein sind etwas ganz anderes.
Wer das nicht auseinander halten kann, fliegt ohne Vorwarnung aus meiner Timeline.

How the NFL head coach interview process works: Timeline and the Rooney Rule https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6946139/2026/01/06/nfl-coach-hiring-process-timeline-rules/

Considering that the US currently lacks the capability to safely land payloads on the moon, the timeline seems rather aggressive.
NASA, Department of Energy To Develop Lunar Surface Reactor By 2030 - Slashdot https://science.slashdot.org/story/26/

Welcome back, openbiblio.social! Nach fast drei Wochen Pause, nun wieder soziale Medien. Das erste Timeline-Scrollen fühlte sich richtig seltsam an.
Ich habe zwar in der Zeit der großen openbiblio-social-Downtime weniger mitbekommen aber – sowohl privat als auch beruflich – einige Aufgaben abgehakt, die ich sonst prokrastiniert hätte und dazu viel Musik gemacht. Es wäre wohl gut, wenn ich hier auch in Zukunft weniger reinschaue...

RE: https://mastodon.social/@staff/116015299592234843
Adding support for disabled "live feeds".
Now the issue is whether to hide the 'Local' and 'Federated' menu items in the main nav. Phanpy allows users to switch servers, so…

The #Crew11 has left the ISS, for a splash-down at 8:41 UTC: webcast on https://www.youtube.com/live/qRVoblm2Nxw from 7:15 UTC, timeline in https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-to-provide-live-coverage-of-crew-11-return-splashdown/ and updates on https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/spacestation/2026/01/14/dragon-undocks-from-station-heads-for-splashdown/

1️⃣ I suspect that Hatchs’ revived BSG would have been a terrible fanservice kind of revival and I suspect same of Fillions animated attempt. It would be a shadow of a deeply flawed show and Firefly is missing (at least one) irreplaceable character, depending on timeline (RIP Ron Glass)

Cowboys $90 Million Star’s Return Timeline Revealed After 2nd Surgery https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/daron-bland-return-timeline-revealed-after-2nd-surgery/

Zelensky won't announce elections on war anniversary amid talks of US-driven timeline, source says: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/11/zelensky-wont-announce-elections-on.html

Maxx Crosby rumors detail relationship with Raiders, give injury update and trade timeline https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/news/maxx-crosby-rumors-relationship-raiders-inj…

„Unsere Berliner Sorten“ stand auf einem Plakat beim Bäcker.
Wie sich wohl die Berliner von den Hamburger Sorten unterschieden? Aber überhaupt: Sorten wovon?
Gut, auf dem Bild war etwas zu sehen, was Berliner wohl als „Pfannkuchen“ bezeichnen würden.
Daher: Wer den Bindestrich „vergisst“, landet schon mal in der Timeline meiner Followenden. ;-)
#sprache

Honestly, how different would our timeline be if they'd just let Harambe pull that kid apart like fresh bread?

I just finished reorganizing the cable drawer.
The timeline of events was something like:
- the DNS server for internal name resolution runs inside a Docker container only reachable via IPv4
- if an Android device gets both IPv4 and IPv6 DNS servers, it will only query the IPv6 one
- fuck Docker; I'll install the DNS server on a Raspberry Pi
- creating a Pi image with sshd enabled didn't work
- this household has surprisingly few HDMI cables
- oh, …

cool more lewd hellthreads on my timeline :P

RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116097302666370371
It's that Apple's AI is on the correct timeline, we are on the wrong one.

White House lays out nine-week timeline to win approval for Trump's ballroom (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/12/31/trump-ballroom-timeline-reviews/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251231/p88#a251231p88

Hey folks, please, if you are posting especially political stuff, photos, articles, memes... Please use a common hashtag.
If someone can't filter away based on hashtags, the only solution is to mute the whole account. This would be collateral damage.
Cant speak for anyone else, but I want to keep my timeline clean. Even if I have to mute complete accounts 🙁

Everytime our timeline gets that much worse, I can't help but think that maybe we should just start tossing things into the #LHC just to see if we can't find that pathway to a utopian timeline that we were obviously robbed of in 2016.
#LargeHadronCollider

Sources: Meta delayed the launch of its Avocado model to at least May over performance concerns and discussed temporarily licensing Gemini to power its products (Eli Tan/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/technology/meta-avocado-ai-model-delay…

Meta Delays Rollout of New A.I. Model After Performance Concerns
The tech giant pushed back the timeline after spending billions to be on the cutting edge of artificial intelligence.

Cardinals coach Mike LaFleur: 'No timeframe' on Kyler Murray decision https://www.nfl.com/news/cardinals-coach-mike-lafleur-no-timeframe-on-kyler-murray-decision

Cowboys Get Update on Trey Hendrickson’s Decision Timeline https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/trey-hendrickson-update-decision-timeline/

On a related note, a reminder of the timeline of 2020:
Things didn’t turn chaotic and violent immediately after the police murdered George Floyd.
Things didn’t turn chaotic and violent when the video became public.
Things didn’t turn chaotic and violent when the protests started.
Things turned chaotic and violent when they brought charges against Chauvin, and the police flipped out and went on a rage-fueled bender of mass tear-gassing the peaceful protests.

While preparing #ArtemisII for flight, NASA engineers are reviewing data after a confidence test Feb. 12, in which operators partially filled the SLS (Space Launch System) core stage liquid hydrogen tank to assess newly replaced seals in an area used to fill the rocket with propellant: https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/2026/02/13/following-confidence-test-nasa-continues-artemis-ii-data-review/ - during the test, "teams encountered an issue with ground support equipment that reduced the flow of liquid hydrogen into the rocket. [...] Engineers will examine findings before setting a timeline for the next test, a second wet dress rehearsal this month. March remains the earliest potential launch window for Artemis II."

Klint Kubiak's journey to Las Vegas https://www.raiders.com/news/klint-kubiak-coaching-resume-timeline-raiders-head-coach-2026

Timeline: Burmese refugee's arrest to death (Investigative Post)
https://www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/timeline-burmese-refugees-arrest-to-death/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260226/p124#a260226p124

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Bad Bunny’s Key Career Moments https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/arts/music/bad-bunny-timeline.html

So I’m using Facebook marketplace occasionally to look for interesting local stuff (e.g. retrocomputing), and this means I occasionally see the main timeline Facebook serves up for me.
It’s literally ONLY right-wing shit like anti-vaxx stuff, racism about brown people and videos with real or simulated violence.
To call it a cesspit would be unfair to actual cesspits.
How are we as society not making an end to this garbage?

George Pickens Gives Cowboys Clear Timeline for Contract Talks: Report https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/george-pickens-contract-news-nfl-combine/

NFL offseason calendar: Klint Kubiak needs to form Raiders staff quickly https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2026/02/09/nfl-offseason-calendar-klint-kubiak-timeline-form…

Micah Parsons sets timeline for 2026 debut, details torn ACL recovery

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/micah-parsons-injury-update-packers-torn-acl-2026/

Brian Schottenheimer discusses Cowboys' timeline for Matt Eberflus decision https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/brian-schottenheimer-discusses-dallas-cowboys-timeline-matt-eberflus-decision

Timeline slipping for potential Senate ObamaCare subsidy compromise (Nathaniel Weixel/The Hill)
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5687461-senate-obamacare-compromise-deadline/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260113/p159#a260113p159

~timeline cleanser~
We should talk more about the IBM Leapfrog from the early 90s

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded (New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/24/us/minneapolis-shooting-alex-pretti-timeline.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/260125/p6#a260125p6

Klint Kubiak rumors detail how second Raiders interview went, possible decision timeline https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/news/klint-kubiak-rumors-second-raiders-interview-w…

The Alarming Twitter Timeline of Trump Nominee Kara Westercamp (Jay Willis/Balls and Strikes)
https://ballsandstrikes.org/nominations/kara-westercamp-trump-nominee-twitter/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260313/p54#a260313p54

Cowboys George Pickens Timeline Revealed After Official Tag Announcement https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/george-pickens-timeline-revealed-after-official-tag-announcement/

Adam Schefter has shocking omission from Raiders head coach search, hiring timeline https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2026/01/26/adam-schefter-raiders-bills-head-coach-candid…

Stephen Jones Reveals Expected Timeline to Finalize Cowboys Coaching Staff https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/stephen-jones-reveals-expected-timeline-finalize-dallas-cowboys-coaching-staff

timeline serendipity

Trump leaves door open for boots on the ground in Iran (Cate Martel/The Hill)
https://thehill.com/newsletters/1230-report/5763061-trump-iran-timeline-objectives/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260302/p89#a260302p89

Raiders’ Maxx Crosby Issued Compelling Caleb Williams Take https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/maxx-crosby-compelling-caleb-williams-take/

A timeline of Trevon Diggs' six-year career with the Cowboys https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/a-timeline-of-trevon-diggs-six-year-career-with-the-cowboys

Capitol agenda: Mike Johnson's shutdown gamble (Calen Razor/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/02/02/congress/shutdown-vote-timeline-dhs-deal-ice-johnson-00759588
http://www.memeorandum.com/260202/p19#a260202p19

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116041309989733171
Good thing we're destroying the Internet for entirely performative "for the children" bullshit while there's child rapists in the highest ranks of government and business.
This fucking timeline.