Tootfinder

How the NFL head coach interview process works: Timeline and the Rooney Rule https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6946139/2026/01/06/nfl-coach-hiring-process-timeline-rules/

Brian Schottenheimer discusses Cowboys' timeline for Matt Eberflus decision https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/brian-schottenheimer-discusses-dallas-cowboys-timeline-matt-eberflus-decision

Florida House barrels ahead on redistricting despite DeSantis' proposed timeline (Gary Fineout/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/04/florida-house-barrels-ahead-on-redistricting-despite-desantis-proposed-timeline-00677841
http://www.memeorandum.com/251204/p133#a251204p133

Subtoot.
Once again I have seen a post fly through my timeline that explains to me (or rather to the world in general) earnestly and quite angrily that I am Doing Mastodon in the wrong way.
To which I can only reply: you know where your block & mute buttons are, my friend.

Google launches Android 16 QPR2, marking the end of Google's annual OS release schedule as it shifts to more frequent updates (Jess Weatherbed/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/news/836832/android-16-qpr2-release-timeline-update

Android 16’s latest update ushers in a more frequent release schedule
Switching up the release schedule could bring new features to third-party Android phones much faster.

Am I overreacting? Someone has been boosting interesting toots from an interesting blogger into my timeline, but every one has a (relatively discrete) AI image at the top, so I've blocked the blogger.
I already flick past almost automatically when I detect visual slop, so it won't change much.
Hygiene or bubble?

Srsly, fuck this timeline. Can someone give 45 an Oculus and a world simulator so he stops screwing up the real world?
https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/115850233260885949

Cowboys' Schottenheimer hints at extended timeline for evaluating Eberflus, rest of staff https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2026/01/05/cowboys-brian-schottenheimer-10-to-12-…

Anyone else randomly have their timeline jump when they try to bookmark a post in @… (latest version)?
I still can’t determine which way the timeline jumps or exactly when it happens but it definitely does often.

timeline cleanser (sound on)

they walk every day in big flocks over my #fediverse sky
#timeline #mastodon

toad.social near the top 😎 ✔️!
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/115839369653151981

Alt Text Health Check (@AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Results from tracking 34,840 images across 1,600 instances from the mastodon.social federated timeline. Then filtering down to the top 1000 instances by active user from instances.social who had posted at least 33 images (1.5x the average).

falls ihr es noch nucht wusstet: ihr könnt auf mastodon trööts aus eurer timeline filtern die bestimmte begriffe enthalten sodass die trööts verborgen werden
die filterliste findet ihr in den einstellungen eures mastodon clients oder im web interface
in diesen zeiten sicherlich hilfreich wenn man sich vor zu vielen negativen news zumindest ein wenig abschirmen möchte

https://apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/

Jan. 6, 2021: A visual archive of the Capitol attack
NPR’s Jan. 6 archive brings together reporting, video, documents and testimony to show what really happened during the Capitol riot. Explore the timeline, cases and evidence behind the attack.

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:
https:/…

I am devastated by the news of Dick Cheney's death. I thought my filters were good enough to keep that shit off my timeline, but it looks like I need to further improve them.

James asked me to create a cute cat mascot for his Coffee and Breakfast blogs.
#Illustration #Cute #Waffle #Coffee #Cat

CES 2026: self-driving truck company Kodiak partners with Bosch to develop a hardware and software system to turn standard semi-trucks into autonomous vehicles (Kirsten Korosec/TechCrunch)
https://techcrunch.com/2026/01/05/kodiak-taps-bosch-to-scale-…

Kodiak taps Bosch to scale its self-driving truck tech | TechCrunch
There is no timeline for when these systems will become available. But once they do, Kodiak could bring its tech to more trucks, faster.

Timeline cleanse: tonight’s moon and Jupiter and its moons

A list of times the Trump administration tested the limits of the First Amendment during his second term, stoking alarm among civil rights experts and critics (CNN)
https://www.cnn.com/politics/free-speech-trump-timeline-vis

Trump tests the First Amendment: A timeline
Within weeks of retaking the White House, President Donald Trump boasted that he had “brought free speech back to America.” But since then, he has tested the limits of the First Amendment time and again.

White House lays out nine-week timeline to win approval for Trump's ballroom (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/12/31/trump-ballroom-timeline-reviews/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251231/p88#a251231p88

One of the more depressing things I’ve read lately:
«The timeline is no longer a source of information or social presence, but more of a mood-regulation device, endlessly replenishing itself with just enough novelty to suppress the anxiety of stopping. Scrolling has become a form of ambient dissociation, half-conscious, half-compulsive, closer to scratching an itch than seeking anything in particular. People know the feed is fake, they just don’t care.»
The Last Days Of Social Me…

The Last Days Of Social Media
Social media promised connection, but it has delivered exhaustion.

Ich hatte null Probleme damit, bis jetzt in #icecubesapp neue Optionen für das Laden der Timeline eingeführt wurden.
Seitdem wird meine Timeline entweder gar nicht geladen oder es fehlen massiv Beiträge.
Das war/ist jetzt keine gelungene Version.

Cortigent hopes to raise nearly $15 million through IPO https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1958489/000175392625001850/g085026_s1a.htm "there are about 82,000 Americans who could potentially benefit from the Orion system";

Raiders mailbag: Are Carroll, team on the same timeline? https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/raiders-mailbag-are-carroll-team-on-the-same-timeline-3517616/

#USpol #Venezuela #drugs #oil

@… Hi, after the service disruption just before 6pm CET on Thursday the local timeline isn't updating in slow mode. I have to refresh the page to see new posts instead of the usual link about new posts. The home timeline works as expected. Can you see something wrong on your end?

Right, folks, so there is an account on mastodon.social (@8124@mastodon.social) that has been libelling me and others, defaming us as antisemites for the longest time.
They just sent the posts attached.
They have been reported to mastodon.social and I have raised my concerns with them and yet no action has been taken against that account even though the account has been suspended on at least three major Mastodon servers and limited on at least four others.
It is not limited…

Cam Ward's rookie year: A timeline look at the ups, downs for the No. 1 pick https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47474337/tennessee-titans-cam-ward-no-1-pick-line-rookie-season

I think #Trump would have been happier, universally praised, and fondly remembered if he was a Broadway actor playing moustachioed villains in musicals, like in this skit, instead of the lecherous, lying fat ass that he is in our timeline. Comedy always has the answers.
NYC Mayoral Debate Cold Open - SNL - YouTube

If you post or repost something into my timeline (like a link to an article) that shows me a giant preview with "AI" generated slop I will probably block you.
It's an affront to being human.
A lot of other people feel the same.

Eglinton LRT apparently enters its last day of testing today according to Metrolinx CEO
There was never truly transparency as when they started true revenue testing and if they stopped or reset the testing after the ward accident, but i guess we will take every good news.

I’m following like twenty people with my Pixelfed account (@…) right now, which feels absurdly small in my timeline, so I guess I’m gonna follow some more:
https://pixelfed.social/midtsveen

Frage #AusGründen: Wenn ich die Sichtbarkeit von Tröts einschränke - z. B. auf Followys - macht es trotzdem Sinn, Hashtags zu verwenden, weil Followys ggf. auch einen Hashtag abonniert haben und der Tröt dann sowohl in deren Timeline als auch unter dem abonnierten Hashtag auftaucht? Oder hab ich da einen Denkfehler?

"From deadly heatwaves to flash floods: How Europe’s extreme weather events defined 2025"
#Heatwaves #Environment #Climate

A timeline of disaster: How extreme weather battered Europe this year
Europe’s extreme weather has caused thousands of deaths and shaken the economy. Will it be 2025’s grim legacy?

I want a #Mastodon client that drip-feeds me posts from prolific posters. I've followed two accounts that boost cool stuff but they are doing 40 posts a day. After finishing up my timeline I refresh and there are a dozen more posts. That's not sustainable for a healthy social media diet (for me - YMMV!). I'd like something that would hold back posts for 2 hours and then only show me…

IoT security device maker Verkada hit a $5.8B valuation after new funding, source says totaling $100M, led by CapitalG; it passed $1B in annualized bookings (Jaures Yip/CNBC)
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/03/verkada-capitalg-valuation-security.html

Security startup Verkada hits $5.8 billion valuation in latest funding round led by CapitalG
In September, Verkada rolled out over 60 new AI features and platform updates, including tools like "AI-Powered Unified Timeline."

A timeline of Trevon Diggs' six-year career with the Cowboys https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/a-timeline-of-trevon-diggs-six-year-career-with-the-cowboys

Kelce on when he'll decide future: 'Who knows?' https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47509138/chiefs-travis-kelce-undecided-future-line-decision-season-ending-loss-raiders

@… a potentially tricky subject (06:43 on the timeline): containerisation and jails.
FYI <https://lobste.rs/s/lfhj2v/freebsd_jails_containers>…

But now, LLMs offer a beautiful new promise: your brilliant notions can proceed full speed without any pesky underlings at all!
You can just •build the app• or •launch the campaign• or whatever, and nobody will tell you annoying things like “that won’t work” or “that timeline is unrealistic” or “that will create even larger problems” or “people will die.” The chat LLM is there to say YES to your hitherto-unacknowledged brilliance!
6/

#COP30 has been, unsurprisingly, another testament to human stupidity.
Every single politician who actively sabotaged human survival (again) should stand in fron…

Sorry I don't mean to just flood the timeline with these but they just keep getting better & better.

Filling up your timeline

KnowledgeTrail: Generative Timeline for Exploration and Sensemaking of Historical Events and Knowledge Formation
Sangho Suh, Rahul Hingorani, Bryan Wang, Tovi Grossman
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.12113 …

KnowledgeTrail: Generative Timeline for Exploration and Sensemaking of Historical Events and Knowledge Formation
The landscape of interactive systems is shifting toward dynamic, generative experiences that empower users to explore and construct knowledge in real time. Yet, timelines -- a fundamental tool for representing historical and conceptual development -- remain largely static, limiting user agency and curiosity. We introduce the concept of a generative timeline: an AI-powered timeline that adapts to users' evolving questions by expanding or contracting in response to input. We instantiate this conc…

Some sad news for WGW on the back of the very good news about the success of our day at Kempton Park races: our landlord is looking to sell up and the land our kennels is on has a planning application in for the construction of 90 homes.
We'll oppose this but personally I think it's fairly inevitable; the timeline here will be dictated by the housing market, not any other concern.
"Urgent – The Trustees and Hounds need your help" – Wimbledon Greyhound Welfare

spent quality snow-eve time with @…'s brilliant & inspiring "other networks," an asynchronous history of non-internet communications. like many readers, i imagine, it made me think of others that might belong & my contribution is... jukeboxes!

When is Trevon Diggs coming back? Injury update, return timeline for Cowboys CB https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/when-trevon-diggs-coming-back-injury-update-return-timeline-c…

it's hot girl monday on the timeline

Heh.
As sincronicidades desta(s) rede(s) divertem-me sempre.
Esta foi com a @…

To be clear I don’t have much commentary about Avatar but it’s been popping up in my timeline; I’ve honestly only seen like half of the first movie but I figure…
‘Avatar is better than none

"We are now at a critical juncture. We are at or very close to human caused environmental change that will fundamentally unpick the life-sustaining systems on Earth. These risk triggering feedback loops...
Ultimately that could cause the planet to drift away along the pathway to “hothouse Earth”, a scenario where even if emissions were reduced, self amplifying feedback loops would drive global temperature increases up to or even beyond 5°C"

I did ultimately figure out the correct URL to the email verification page, thanks to @… finding me the correct page of Venmo's FAQ which spells out how to do this process.
You know, the same pages that Venmo presumably trained their LLM on.
So in the end I have my money, but not thanks to anyone at Venmo.
What an absolute garbage timeline to …

The #39c3 timeline is exhausting… 🙈

Phanpy doesn't support quoots yet, so I'm using Mastodon's stock web interface and.. it's bad. Compare how busy it looks with unnecessary stuff (do I really need a "post" input form on screen at all times? Do I need a link to "favorites" visible at all times?), but also - the fonts are bad. Bad, bad, bad. Just so much harder to read. And the timeline toots just kind of run together, rather than being clearly delineated by whitespace in phanpy.

- depression, irritability, and altered moods or behaviors
- distraction and forgetfulness
- increased blood pressure
are the above symptoms of long-term exposure to (algorithmic-timeline) social media or lead poisoning
source: https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/lead/signs-sympt

Down to the last bit of mixing on the new record with Danny Gotham. The #leukemia threw our timeline off by at least half a year (as of my 6-month post-chemo checkup I remain cancer-free), but I'm making last tweaks to the mixes as I speak. Off to the mastering engineer soon, then artwork and such.
It's really just a hodge-podge of stuff we like. Acoustic pieces by Peter Ostroush…

Raiders mailbag: Does Pete Carroll’s timeline mesh with a rookie QB? https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/raiders-mailbag-does-pete-carrolls-timeline-mesh-with-a-rookie-qb-3598010/

America is numb to this infrastructure problem
Maryland needs to replace the Chesapeake Bay Bridge,
as everyone who has driven on it knows.
Yet construction to replace the structure is only scheduled to begin in 💥2032.
The most shocking aspect of this story is that locals aren't more shocked.

Tens of thousands of drivers cross the Bay Bridge every day. -- It’s a vital link to the Eastern Shore.
The bridge has no shoulders.
No new lanes have b…

America is numb to this infrastructure problem
The timeline for the Chesapeake Bay Bridge replacement project is an indictment of a broken system.

Wenn du so in die World-Timeline blickst und denkst "Es wird nichts gepostet seit Stunden. Hab ich die Entrückung verpasst?", dann auf die lokale Instanz chaos.social gehst und merkst "Nur noch nette Leute hier. War wohl wirklich Entrückung."

VIDEO: #12DaysOfChristmas #HashTagGames for 2025. Three more games left to play. If you want to play at home with your friends and family, here they are.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

An awful lot of images with no #AltText in my timeline this morning. Including unreadable text as image.
Don't be lazy!

Grok, warum bekomme ich in meiner Timeline oder auch in den "who to follow" Vorschlägen auf X nur politische rechts stehende Posts und Accounts angezeigt?
"Seit Elon Musks Übernahme im Jahr 2022 hat sich der Algorithmus merklich verschoben: Er amplifiziert right-wing-Content stärker, auch für Nutzer, die das nicht erwarten. "
Tscha.

«Peering into Goonworld’s darkest corners has convinced me that what we are dealing with here may well be a structural flaw of networked communication itself. Is there a timeline, a regulatory environment, in which the internet does not turn into a highly efficient manufacturer of niche suicide cults?»
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/

Filmed and edited another segment of the PIC video (intro to reading standard cell planar CMOS with whiteboard examples plus deconstructing actual photos of an inverter, NAND2, and GDCAP), now an hour 38 minutes.
Still need to do circuit analysis of the SRAM, flash/EEPROM, config fuses, whatever else I might want to dig into, and add some conclusions.

Wenn ich meine Timeline so betrachte, gibt es zwei Personen, die ein Ticket bekamen:
- @…
https://chaos.social/@layer8/115566628094722482
-

RE: https://journa.host/@timkmak/115763688059623855
Aw hell, I agree with Lindsey Graham on something? Ugh. I hate this timeline...

@… 👋
Found 4 related iCloud sync requests that might be easier than expected:
#2184, #2084, #1624, #1760
Quick wins spotted:
• SwiftKeychain is already used – just needs iCloud sync enabled for credentials (#1624)
• Mastodon Markers API exists for timeline position sync
• App settings − iCloud would fix #1760
Users often…

Off to see Little Shop of Horrors with @… puppeteering a plant! Thank you, Fediverse timeline, for bringing this musical event to my attention! I really like all the Fediverse friends living in my phone and all the cool things they do!

⚡ Escape hatch exists: #[AllowDynamicProperties] attribute opts into old behavior. Use ONLY for legacy vendor code or gradual migration with a removal plan. Never use for new code.
📊 Timeline: PHP 8.1 = allowed | PHP 8.2 = deprecated warning | PHP 9.0 = fatal error. Start fixing now!
🎯 Migration strategy: Run PHPStan/Psalm analysis, fix domain models first (critical), then controllers/services, then DTOs. Add static analysis to CI pipeline to prevent regression.

Somebody asked google.AI how long it’d take for it to become fully #enshittified. He wrote about it on boingboing. https://boingboing.net/2025/12/19/googl…

Happy Birthday #Björk!
#Jahrgang65
In #radioeins ist etwa um
7:09* eine Würdigung bis 11:09* nachzuhören.
* ( Programm ist bis zu 4 Stunden zurück zu hören)

Ikone des Avantgarde-Pop - Björk feiert ihren 60. Geburtstag
Sie ist eine der außergewöhnlichsten Stimmen des Pop und hat heute Geburtstag: Björk wird 60! Von den Sugarcubes über ihr wegweisendes Solo-Debüt bis zu experimentellen Klangwelten – die isländische Künstlerin hat den Popkosmos neu definiert. radioeins-Kollege Steen Lorenzen mit dem Blick auf ihre wichtigsten Stationen.

A timeline of the Jeffrey Epstein investigation and the fight to make the government's files public (Associated Press)
https://apnews.com/article/epstein-files-maxwell-justice-department-transparency-timeline-b806c3265c221b12ed1662ebbc41205b
http://www.memeorandum.com/251220/p62#a251220p62

The Moshidon nightly - you know, the client that nags and shames about missing alt text on your posts and others' posts in your timeline? - is incapable of exiting from the alt text authoring screen without discarding your draft post. Gg
Anyway, back to the stock Mastodon client. They're all broken or stupid, but it's the cream of the crap!

Ich liebe meine Timeline. 😃
@… @…

"Tenants in rent-controlled apartments have the right to move back at their prior rents once renovations are completed. After fires, however, landlords often seize the opportunity to make more significant changes... unnecessary for a tenant to reoccupy.
"That extends the construction timeline by months or years... and landlords often hope tenants will just give up. Then, rent for new tenants goes up to market rates."

After years of alleged neglect, their Mission building caught fire. Will suing help them return? 
Tenants at 2782 Folsom St. lost their homes due to a fire they say could've been prevented. Can the code assure them a return to their unit?

Anyone else noticing the new Mona jumps the timeline scroll position, thereby losing your place sometimes when you tap towards the bottom end of the timeline? (Seeing it on iPhone usually when I try to tap the bookmark icon on a post towards be bottom of the screen.)
I don’t have the auto-scroll on new posts feature on. This is very much in response to a tap.
CC @…

Timeline Problems in Temporal Graphs: Vertex Cover vs. Dominating Set
Anton Herrmann, Christian Komusiewicz, Nils Morawietz, Frank Sommer
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.08124 https:…

Timeline Problems in Temporal Graphs: Vertex Cover vs. Dominating Set
A temporal graph is a finite sequence of graphs, called snapshots, over the same vertex set. Many temporal graph problems turn out to be much more difficult than their static counterparts. One such problem is \textsc{Timeline Vertex Cover} (also known as \textsc{MinTimeline$_\infty$}), a temporal analogue to the classical \textsc{Vertex Cover} problem. In this problem, one is given a temporal graph $\mathcal{G}$ and two integers $k$ and $\ell$, and the goal is to cover each edge of each snapsho…

Browsing my timeline

Longing for a gentler timeline that is less fascist and less full of ignorant people
For example Biff's 1985

What happened to Trevon Diggs? Details behind Cowboys CB's injury and return timeline https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/what-happened-trevon-diggs-details-cowboys-injury-ret…

ChatGPT about a Neuralink Blindsight brain implant for people born blind: "For early-blind people, a Neuralink-style cortical visual prosthesis is very unlikely to be meaningfully available in the 2020s or 2030s." https://chatgpt.com/share/694e5e8a-ee78-8004-91fc-9ed48e261…

ChatGPT - Neuralink Blindsight Implant Timeline
Shared via ChatGPT

How executives at humanoid robot startups like Agility Robotics and Weave Robotics are managing safety risks and tempering expectations for the technology (Sean McLain/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/humanoid-robot

Öhm lokal scheint auf chaos.social noch alles zu laufen, aber externe Inhalte von anderen Fediverse Instanzen erscheinen nicht mehr in der Timeline.
@… sorry euch am frühen Sonntagmorgen zu stören, könnt ihr mal nachschauen?

Trevon Diggs injury update gives no clarity on 'accident' but has timeline for return https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/trevon-diggs-injury-update-gives-no-clarity-accident-but-timeline-return

The agency told ProPublica it has made no decision on whether to vaccinate hens and has no timeline on when it might announce one
— though it is “proactively assessing” the possibility.
Avoiding the question of airborne spread appears to be in the USDA’s
“best interests,” said Michelle Kromm, an animal health consultant
who directed Jennie-O Turkey’s bird flu response in past outbreaks.
“If this is a major risk factor, then vaccine is absolutely a critical mit…

From bets to busts: A timeline of gambling controversies in sports https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6744773/2025/10/24/gambling-betting-scandals-sports-history/

Raiders LT Kolton Miller is eligible to return from IR, but what's his injury timeline? https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2025/11/10/raiders-lt-kolton-miller…

Another one for the collection, to be thrown onto the timeline at appropriate (inappropriate) moments. #TOTP

The USDA told ProPublica it has made no decision on whether to vaccinate hens
and has no timeline on when it might announce one
— though it is “proactively assessing” the possibility.
Avoiding the question of airborne spread appears to be
in the USDA’s “best interests,”
said Michelle Kromm, an animal health consultant who directed Jennie-O Turkey’s bird flu response in past outbreaks.
“If this is a major risk factor, then vaccine is absolutely a critical…

Comeback expectations for Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons after ACL tears https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6894423/2025/12/16/comeback-timeline-patrick-mahomes-micah-parsons/

So I've been spending some time with @… going through the public timeline and muting bots & low quality posters. The goal is to publish an export of this for others to use if they want. Currently, I mute:
• News bots
• Sports bots
• RSS repeaters
• Flipbook crap
• Hourly photo bots (no alt-text)
•…

CeeDee Lamb injury update: Stephen Jones gives return timeline for Cowboys star https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/ceedee-lamb-injury-update-stephen-jones-return-timeline-cowb…

Gotta love the Internet Archive posting AI slop into my timeline

KaVontae Turpin injury update reveals timeline for return to Cowboys https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/kavontae-turpin-injury-update-reveals-timeline-return-dallas-cowboys

Cowboys Update Injury Return Timeline on CeeDee Lamb https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/injury-return-timeline-ceedee-lamb/?adt_ei=[email]