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Callous crims break into preschool network, publish toddlers' data
https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/25/ransomware_gang_publishes_toddlers_images/

Callous crims break into preschool network, publish toddlers' data
: Images of toddlers and home addresses leaked in reprehensible landmark attack

Titulares destacan en cierre de pretemporada, pero O'Connell sufre lesión https://www.raiders.com/video/titulares-destacan-en-cierre-de-pretemporada-pero-o-connell-sufre-lesion

LMAO
What's not to love about such idiot scumbags?
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115424687815437708

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL a man was jailed after trying to not pay for his Indian restaurant meal by placing his pubic hair in the remains of his lamb bhuna. All the staff had black hair and the pubes were brown. https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/jail-lee-tyers-who-served-4051327 #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1oe9hks/til_a_man_was_jailed_after_trying_to_not_pay_for/

#LB Finalmente uma explicação científica de eu ser tão banana rs.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115073565538086346

If you’re wondering how to get a toddler to brush their teeth, I can recommend teaching them the words to “Witchdoctor”, by Cartoonies.
ooooh-eeee (brush fronts of teeth)
ooh-aah-aah (brush backs)
ting-tang (brush tops and bottoms of molars)
walla-walla-bing-bang (brush tongue)
And repeat.
Under no circumstances should you let them hear the actual song, which is awful.

11.200.000
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115402333467313338

And yet when *I* bite the piano, I’m a “lunatic” and “must not approach a music store closer than 500 metres”. https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115060707450353724

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL Beethoven continued composing after going completely deaf by using the vibrations from his piano and bone conduction. https://www.classicfm.com/composers/beethoven/guides/deaf-hearing-loss-composing/ #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1mvb9hq/til_beethoven_continued_composing_after_going/

Toddler in Chief
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

I wonder what inspired TIL to post this today.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115232287275687330

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that Palpatine being a ruthless politician dismantling a democracy to achieve supreme power was inspired by real life examples of democratic backsliding. Nixon’s presidency got Lucas to thinking about how democracies turned into dictatorships: “Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away“. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1nlamby/til_that_palpatine_being_a_ruthless_politician/

And sometimes they disagree and you have a shitty day.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115395314549695324

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL the anal sphincters and the brain work together to determine if something passing is gas or stool. https://zoe.com/learn/how-your-rectum-differentiates-gas-stool #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1o9v689/til_the_anal_sphincters_and_the_brain_work/