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Everyone in this party has gone into death saves more than once and concurrently. Tonight is not going well.
Oops, all four are in death saves.

OH: You can start calling software organic if it's been made by humans only
#AI #OH #slop

Jest petycja, aby wprowadzić graficzny symbol waluty PLN
https://www.sejm.gov.pl/sejm10.nsf/agent.xsp?symbol=PETYCJA&NrPetycji=BKSP-155-X-726/25

A good reason to get outdoors in the north shore.
"Since 2024, the Village of Brown Deer has hosted a game every May, hiding a medallion within the village's 4.5-square-mile limits and sending out clues every few days. In previous years, the hunt has drawn thousands of searchers in pursuit of the cash prize and complimentary meal, sponsored by Café Corazon, according to the village."
#BrownDeer #Milwaukee #MedallionHunt

RE: https://mastodon.social/@lobsters/116193283985618904
I spent enough time building e-commerce platforms to know US ZIP codes do not guarantee a city, county, and state (nor are they guaranteed unique to the US).
Anyway, absolutist statements anno…

I’m currently quite busy with the usual last 20% at work (#ParetoPrinciple). Still, I’ve managed to find a quick moment to make some progress on my rather complex new 3D model. #OpenSCAD #3dprinting

I made an Apple Shortcut that displays my most recent Toot. I mean, I guess it could display anyone’s most recent Toot. Good for when you need just one Toot.

Trying to explain the WCAG 2 conformance model to a WCAG testing team in as few words as possible.
(Ref if unknown to you: #accessibility

@… congratulations 🎊🎉!

> A pitch deck can look polished before anyone has done the hard work of deciding what the company actually believes
https://rajnandan.com/posts/taste-in-the-age-of-ai-and-llms/

is at Anime Milwaukee.
#Milwaukee

My sixth level cleric, Ned, likes to sell swag.
He already has tees and stickers and notebooks:
https://aardrian.threadless.com/designs/ned
But now he’s handing out autographed Woodford Reserve bourbon (signed “N€D #6”).
He ships it in church caravans and will use Det…

@… aye, because it's not code coming from an industrialised source

Wow, I sure am glad we have such diversity in the CSS world and that AIs consider all of the options fairly, instead of hypothetically being hyper focused on any specific library.

> Aby mieć pewność, że otrzymacie prawidłowy rozkład jazdy na Portalu Pasażera, pobierzcie go minimum 3000 razy i wyciągnijcie średnią.
https://zaufanatrzeciastrona.pl/post/kto-i-dlaczego-losuje-w-polsce-rozklad-jazdy-pkp/

RE: https://toot.io/@nondailychickens/116359609167329620
confirms my priors

I assume he’s going to announce that Saudi Arabia needs to be expelled from NATO as well?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trumps-abrupt-u-turn-plan-re-open-strait-hormuz-came-backlash-allies-rcna343845…

RE: https://toot.cafe/@chartier/116035757810365295
OMG incredible 🤣🤣

I hope whomever put away my butter lamb on Easter is never responsible for fitting a tall person into a small space. Good thing there are no cryo pods yet.

Plugin 'GitHub Copilot - Your AI Pair Programmer' might be slowing things down
Really? Some people say otherwise. #AI

I got an email at work from the union, asking me to follow them on Bluesky and/or Threads. I replied back that I can't until they enable the Bridgy Fed or turn on sharing to the Fediverse. I'm guessing that I will never hear from them again.

Last minute decision to go to philharmonic last night for Shostakovich. Was delighted with Miguel del Águila’s “Concierto en Tango” for cello (commissioned by BPO in 2014).
History: https://interlude.hk/the-less-classical-cello-concerto-miguel-de…

RE: https://toot.cafe/@aardrian/116528011675724654
Yesterday.

One of the things that I needed to do in in an early job was to go into backcountry cabins and deal with haunta virus. It involved going into the cabin, wearing a respirator and a bunny suit, opening all of the windows, and then spraying every surface down with bleach water. They told us that if you get haunta virus, the death is painful and quick.
Dealing with that was kind of easy. Just don't go wander through an old cabin without doing that. Possible person to person infection is scary.

Chrome’s developer properties have been problematic for years so this just corresponds to its descent into disrepute.
Ref: https://adrianroselli.com/2024/07/dont-use-webdev-for-accessibility-info.html (it discusses developer•chrome•com)

Don’t Use Web•dev for Accessibility Info
Web.dev is a site from Google Chrome developer relations that provides content both to evangelize Chrome and to more broadly support the web platform. Rachel Andrew’s monthly “new to the platform” posts are effectively required reading to try to stay abreast of the browser support landscape. However, the accessibility content…

RE: https://flipboard.com/@theverge/the-verge-s-tesla-news-qm173il2z/-/a-sLXJ0jRARCSGnMjI9s2snw:a:43611565-/0
I hear that wheels are important on a car when you are going 70 mph.

@… enlighten us

Remember that time Jesus came out of the tomb and his apostles had to destroy two of their own MC-130Js and an MH-6 chopper?
And then Jesus’s boss called for some war criming right after?
Christianity-via-Hagueseth is nothing like that bible forced on Texas kids.
https://www.nytimes.…

Hegseth Likens Easter Rescue of U.S. Airman to Resurrection of Jesus Christ
President Trump also asserted that God supports the American war against Iran “because God is good, and God wants to see people taken care of.”

Today…
“The speaker of the House was tweeting about transgender athletes. The Republican senator who leads oversight of the Pentagon was promoting Trump-branded investment accounts for children. The chairman of the main foreign affairs panel in the House was posting photos of newborn bald eagles.”
…

As Trump Swings on Iran War, Republicans Leaders in Congress Are Largely Silent
In a week in which President Trump has veered from threatening to wipe out Iranian civilization to declaring a cease-fire, Congress is out of session and lawmakers with the power to declare war are mostly in the dark.

I'm really liking these disposable credit card numbers.

Thanks to a question in A11y Slack, I dug up recent testing results on dynamic accDescriptions:
https://www.darins.page/articles/dynamic-accessible-descriptions-reference#update-03-11-2026
11 March 2026 from @…

Dynamic accessible descriptions reference - Darin Senneff
I recently needed to test the support of a dynamic accessible description – a element’s description that is initially one (or no) value, then changes to…

From @… at that other site.
https://bsky.app/profile/ericwbailey.website/post/3mgidriwhq22g

Eric Bailey (@ericwbailey.website)
View transitions, anchor positioning, ​@scope, focusgroup, invokers, popovers, container queries, grid, relative colors, style-able selects, and more. The web feels like it’s getting so good at exactly the moment our collective worst practices are getting calcified as the default.

RE: https://photos.jws.app/2026/i-posted-yesterday-about-my-new-gan-charger-and-usb-cables-i-think-that-this-is-my-first-attempt-at-a-case/
This should be more than enough to charge anything that I have, it works overseas, and I can move it from backpack to backpack to fit the need.

Until `interpolate-size` has more support, you may need script to animate `<details>`.
Until then, making the disclosed content a _peer_ to `<details>` is probably a bad idea.
Strapping on `aria-describedby`, `definition`, and `term` is just comedy.
https://adria…

CSS-only Widgets Are Inaccessible
Usually. I originally titled this InacCSS-onlyible. I even made this typographically, er, distinct image. Then I realized it was silly and will instead use the neologism in a talk so I can hear the groans IRL. Interactive widgets powered with only CSS are relatively common as people are playing with…

That sound of the home server backing itself up to the NAS is like a gentle gurgling.

I'm a bit broken after yesterday.

"Fucking pretty print!" - My wife, while we're exploring a new webshop together through the same account, and somehow she is getting JSON for random pages instead of the actual page 🤣

FWIW, I’m counting on TACO.
Partly because he is one and partly because most of his threats and declared victories have been lies:
https://rah.social/@robert/116360979707617251

Joe's feet hurt

Apple throwing some time into bugs today…
• 240961: `position: relative` doesn't work as expected on table row, 26 May 2022, https://bugs.webkit.org/show_bug.cgi?id=240961
• 305719: REGRESSION (iOS 26): Datalist options obscure text input, 18 January 2026,

That's a lot of badge ribbons.

John Losi prevented aid, a dozen cops did nothing. When those two cops (Robert McCabe and Aaron Torgalski) were charged, the police union protested, claimed assailant cops were “following orders,” and said that 57 cops quitting the squad (but not the force) did so in solidarity with the assailants.
https://

@… @… if it's been up for 10 years you're fine

I may be having an emotion about cancer this morning.

It's nice out here tonight.

I had always admired James’ work and respected his knowledge. I had the pleasure of working with him only briefly, but we hit it off (I christened him “sibling pastry” when making fun of his “brother cake” handle, and it stuck).
I knew about this through Lloydi and Ricky because James had gone dark late last year.
This makes me sad. It’s a loss for all of us.
From Ricky:

I have three different apps on my phone for backing up videos and photos. You better believe that I triple checked each were done before deleting these.

@… @… I bet it's a typo and never intended to release 1.x

Welcome back, Artemis II crew. I wouldn’t have judged you had you just kept going.

If you’re asking an LLM for HTML validation advice when the validator is right there (at https://validator.w3.org/nu/#textarea) then I posit you maybe shouldn’t be writing HTML.

I am planning on taking my nephew to Japan this summer as an early graduation gift. He hasn’t been out of the country before and I figure that experiencing new cultures is how you make sure that someone is a good world citizen. I miss Japan and I’m happy to go back but OMG, this is going to be expensive.

“The Mistake Of CES’s Accessibility Stage”
https://accessaces.com/the-mistake-of-cess-accessibility-stage/
“Accessibility had not disappeared [from CES], but it was segregated into its own corner with a dedicated ‘Accessibility Stage’.”

You can buy a “battery case” for a phone but I am yet to find one for an iPad mini. All I want is a iPad mini with 1TB of storage, a 5G modem, and a battery that lasts 30 hours.

@… Interesting, there is no config at all on spegel? My mainn use cases would be pre-fetching certain images, and quicker start up times for runners when there is a new version. But it's a big nice to have tbh.

Available now. Today.
“Digital Accessibility Ethics: Disability Inclusion in All Things Tech”
Info:
https://AccessibilityEthics.org/
Links to other sellers:

Too late for CSUNATC, but not too late to be the envy of your co-workers.
Available in multiple colors and styles (can add more if you have a request).
• Black text: https://aardrian.threadless.com/designs/po…

I've let the dough sit out on the counter quite a bit longer than usual.
#Pizza #HomemadePizza

How about “special military operation”? Or simply “спецопера́ция”?
Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/us/politics/iran-war-republicans.html

We need to have a talk #PHP, this is not supposed to happen when I do cool cutting-edge things:

That's neat.
"An east side pedestrian plaza, converted from part of a Milwaukee street, is to get some big improvements.
Ivanhoe Plaza, located next to the Oriental Theatre building, will be redesigned to include a new performance stage and shade structure."
#Milwaukee #EastSide

@… welcome back 🎉

I’m now afraid this shit-crony will come back to Buffalo to lick his turd-crony wounds and leave poop-crony stains all over town again as he works to crony-up once more.
Thanks to this case, I now know that in NY, calling someone a “crony” is non-actionable rhetorical hyperbole.
Crony.
https://…

Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com)
Read Judge Daniels's decision dismissing Matt Taibbi's defamation suit here: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.653095/gov.uscourts.nysd.653095.32.0.pdf [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/sarasoueidan.com/post/3ml4es4kxqs2c

Sara Soueidan (@sarasoueidan.com)
I am so tired of tools promising to "fix accessibility". I thought we were already past that? seeing how much of a failure accessibility overlays have been. Not a single tool I that promises accessibility without people has actually delivered on its promises. At least none that I know of. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

@… last time I took that it was a koploper 😅. Maybe I should give it a shit, but bring noice canceling headphones. My IC is kinda the same, it stops at half the stations 🤣

“It’s Called Silicon Sampling, and It’s Going to Ruin Public Opinion Polling”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/opinion/ai-polling.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Y1A.UXN7.Opb7CzcuUTlF&smid=url-share (gif…

Opinion | It’s Called Silicon Sampling, and It’s Going to Ruin Public Opinion Polling
Instead of navigating the obstacles to conduct polls with human respondents, pollsters are running A.I. simulations instead. Why?

@… their hotdog train?

This is a shitty outcome for a valid criticism of an #overlay product:
• https://www.lalutineduweb.fr/en/help-lawyer-fees-faciliti-lawsuit/#20260306
•

@… fair

That would be cool. It would make it easier to go from A to B.
"There isn’t any numeric goal in mind now, said Mike Amsden, a transportation planning manager for the city. But the city wants to keep connecting existing lanes “so that people do have continuous, cohesive, easily-understood network of protected bike lanes.”
He said the city is focused on protected bike lanes over regular bikes lanes because they are much safer for riders."
#Milwaukee #Bike #BikeLanes

@… 🫂

@… that looks interesting, been considering adding a pull through cache to speed certain things up

I like Green River and rate a restaurant positively if they serve it.

Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).

"Let me Google that for you" ➡️ "Let me ChatGPT that for you" 😫

What the fuck do the quote marks mean? Does it mean hypothetically gluten free? Are those scare quotes? Because as someone trying not to kill my guests, I’m ducking scared!

It looks like somebody already cleared out the peeps from the neighborhood CVS.

I resent that in order to see coverage of Artemis II hitting a new distance record I had to wait for the gibbering mouther to end his sweary jingoistic press conference taking credit for nothing he did that should never have happened.

RE: https://yatil.social/@yatil/116357204014446753
This kind of reminds of when I wrote how you cannot trust screen reader speech history / logs for testing and a SR maker told me they aren’t meant to be used for testing and then a few months later released a p…

Guidance from the city that I just received regarding tomorrow's election:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mgifford/116106634552309135
(I asked Mike on LinkedIn.)
Has anyone tried this, measured outcomes?
Asking because:

I keep seeing posts from this side of the bluesky bridge saying that bluesky is down.

Tomorrow:
#DigitalAccessibilityEthics

Pre-order “Digital Accessibility Ethics”
Lainey Feingold, Reginé Gilbert, and Chancey Fleet gathered 36 authors across 10 countries and a commonwealth to write 32 chapters about ethics in digital accessibility. I am one of those 36 authors. The painting on the cover was created by Ana Maria Vidalon, a Spanish-speaking artist with a disability originally…

is back to watching NewsRadio.

:( I'm not sure what happened to the @… kickstarter.

On the one hand, I’m heartened to see Scott and Sarah were involved (even if Sarah’s name is misspelled).
OTOH, it treats APG as a source of truth when ARIA is the spec and APG patterns are broken / buggy.
“Request for developer feedback: `focusgroup`”
https://developer.chrome.com/blog/focu

Request for developer feedback: focusgroup  |  Blog  |  Chrome for Developers
Try out focusgroup and comment on the proposal.

While waiting for my GF ‘artisanal’ loaf to rise I got impatient and baked a batch of GF madeleines (I used orange zest and cardamom instead of lemon and vanilla).
Paired with the salty coconut chocolate balls (yes) I brought home from Fabrique and had quite the butter bomb fika.

Good morning,#fediverse!

is learning that there was a time when people thought that eating tomatoes would give you loose morals. (Source: #TIL

That would be neat.
"Ozaukee County is working to open a new nature preserve to the public, and the centerpiece of the project, a cable-suspended staircase that will carry visitors from the top of the bluff down into the gorge and to the beach, was just approved."
#Ozaukee #PortWashington #Hiking

RE: https://aus.social/@onsman/116516635044763562
Permalink:
https://onsman.com/weekly-…

If you are a Kobo Libra Colour user who, like me, makes annotations (typed, not drawn) in books, you may find it frustrating to lose those notes when returning library books.
These steps work to allow you to export those annotations:
https://www.reddit.com/r/kobo/comments/1bh

RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/116175531453868940
alt 1: WaPo on Bluesky, “To strike 1,000 targets in 24 hours in Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced AI it’s ever used in warfare.
Anthropic’s Claude partnered with the…

Also — two days.
https://bsky.app/profile/lflegal.bsky.social/post/3ml2enyfjp22t
That post points to endorsements at

Lainey Feingold (@lflegal.bsky.social)
Today we’re thanking the early endorsers of #DigitalAccessibilityEthics: Disability Inclusion in all Things Tech. Here is a sample: “An extensive, expansive and important book." Full list of quotes + endorsers: https://www.lflegal.com/book/praise-for-digital-accessibility-ethics/ Pub date this Wednesday - one day left to pre-order

Found a new example of a crappy carousel in the wild for a talk!
At first it seems fine, but it’s death by paper cuts.
• Horizontal scroll, offset from edge of viewport;
• clipped text;
• poor CSS `grid` use;
• scroll snap;
• `alt`-less images;
• `aria-label` on the links;
• and more!
Oh. It’s just Wix.

Comment on my site demonstrating deep understanding of a post and a genuine desire to engage:
“Appreciate this write-up on #accessiBe Will Get You Sued. Your explanation around accessibe is concise, and the discussion of sued adds strong context.”

RE: #accessibility feature.
`<abbr>` and `title` exposure is inconsistent across brow…

Links need more than just a color change to distinguish them.
If your solution is `font-weight: 500`, don’t be surprised when you get dinged for 1.4.1 Use of Color.
`500` often renders no differently than the default (`400`). It’s adversarial conformance.
Use an underline.
#accessibility #a11y

I may have opinions about this.
#a11y #accessibility

[1/5]
I heard about https://AccessibilityFirewall.com/, promising “No code changes. No overlay. No JavaScript.” It uses “edge” in the same way the Overlay Community Group does.
Red flag emoji.
So I ran it through its own “Live Remediation Engine”:

I just realized AudioEye is giving a session at CSUNATC.
I have seen dwindling return on investment for the talks for some time now (sales pitches), but wow does that move the needle for me.
But CSUNATC platforming overlay vendors is … well, not surprising, frankly.