@grork@mastodon.socialI’ve decided to drain my ‘posts I’ll never post’ Apple Note. It’s a set of random idle tech-related thoughts I’ve had over the last 4 or so years that I wrote down to get them outta my head.
Buckle up for bad tech takes and stream of consciousness dumb thoughts.
https://www.codevoid.…
@haayman@todon.nlValt jullie ook op (voor zover je ze ziet) dat de toots/tweets/whatever van Trump dit jaar veel minder taalfouten bevat en veel complexere taal?
Volgens mij schrijft hij ze helemaal niet zelf, maar wordt alles gedicteerd en geredigeerd.
Geen covfefe meer
@matematico314@social.linux.pizzaOlha que bonitinho, 100π novos toots para eu ler na minha linha local. 😀 #πéLegal
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.comIf gods are real then lactose intolerance is proof they’re incredibly mean, and therefore deserve none of our love.
Send toot.
*toots*
@jdrm@social.linux.pizzaDe vez en cuando me cruzo con toots de gente a la que sigo que, casualmente, vive en la zona de Minneapolis y estremece leerles.
@makeratschool@kanoa.deRE: https://troet.cafe/@frechrotz/115968462499981257
Man Zitate auch ablehnen. Wie sieht das wohl aus?
Und unter dem zitierten Toot steht wie oft er zitiert wurde, wenn man da drauf klickt zeigt er die Zierierenden mit den jeweiligen Toots in denen das Z…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.itPhanpy doesn't support quoots yet, so I'm using Mastodon's stock web interface and.. it's bad. Compare how busy it looks with unnecessary stuff (do I really need a "post" input form on screen at all times? Do I need a link to "favorites" visible at all times?), but also - the fonts are bad. Bad, bad, bad. Just so much harder to read. And the timeline toots just kind of run together, rather than being clearly delineated by whitespace in phanpy.
![Mastodon's official UI home screen. There are three columns taking up the whole screen. Left column has half taken up with an input form for posting a new toot. Then there's some wasted space, and at the bottom a bunch of text links: "social.ridetrans.it: [About] [Profiles directory] [privacy policy]", etc.
The middle column has all the toots from my timeline. There is only a single thin grey line separating the toots, and the text is small and somewhat difficult to read.
The right column…](https://mastodon-usw-cache.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/115/556/258/266/351/584/original/9b54ad3448805067.png)
@gardenscorpion@osna.socialHier könnt ihr euch die #mastodon Karten legen lassen 😅
Mastodon Wraps 2025
https://mastodon-wrapped.playground.54gradsoftware.de/
Zitat Webseite:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchangeConfession: All my non-cat posts here are just specially crafted toots to get you to look at my cat posts.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaJust a reminder that my toots will always be deleted after one week unless they receive at least 15 boosts and or 15 likes.
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialSomeone got fed up in a thread and thought I was a Neurotypical.
Oh no, sir... no. Have you read my toots!?
@qbi@freie-re.de
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 Funky Kingston
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://casslist.bandcamp.com/track/toots-the-maytals-funky-kingston
https://open.spotify.com/track/3NWYE9xW7N7TbOElUvhhcV
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.socialEm mais um caso de sincronicidade, eis o meu feed:
@ellie@ellieayla.netI'd really like to find a way to migrate a domain (and existing account & posts) between two pieces Fediverse server software, keeping all post urls.
Not the existing Move feature - that assumes new & old servers are running in parallel at different urls.
I want to take a backup from Mastodon, stop the server, convert all the toots to some common format, start up GoToSocial, and import. Without losing reply glue on old toots or spamming.
#mastodon #gotosocial #fediverse #migration #software
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeIn an alternative universe, Sharkey is the biggest fedi service and toots are called noms
@luana@wetdry.worldIs there any way to run yt-dlp on CWed mastodon toots? It runs fine on non-CWed ones
@seav@en.osm.townRE: https://masto.ai/@emsc/115555693939622093
If you're following a country hashtag in a seismically-active region like I do, you've probably seen earthquake toots like this. But I actually wonder how useful these are especially when the magnitude are in the…
@zydecopaws@pnw.zone“The toots? You can’t handle the toots!”
#HashTagGames
#BeansAShowOrMovie
@smashtie@mas.toI HATE quote toots. You click through to them, but then you can't follow the poster, because it's opened a new browser window on the other server. You've killed Mastodon, you bastards!
@life_is@no-pony.farm @Life_is@no-pony.farm#Grokipedia zeigt auf der Hauptseite zum Zeitpunkt der Veröffentlichung des Toots eine Zahl von 885279 Artikeln an.
Weiss jemand ob es irgendwo eine regelmässig aktualisierte Statistik gibt?
#GrokipediaArticleCount
@toxi@mastodon.thi.ngBeen updating my personal Mastodon tooling to download and convert my bookmarked toots. Here's how little code is needed to download a single message and convert its HTML content into Markdown, all using these #ThingUmbrella packages:
- https://thi.…
@teledyn@mstdn.caSpeaking of audio toots, this is for those who may be hoping for a nice Hawaiian Christmas …
@makeratschool@kanoa.deWhen I try it with one of my own toots it looks like this
https://kanoa.de/@makeratschool/115745247320787413
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaRE: #toots anytime!
@scottmiller42@mstdn.socialInteresting. Looks like my Mastodon instance has been recently upgraded to support quote-toots.
#Mastodon #QuoteToots
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systemsStupid idea: if you ban your #mastodon instance admins, they won't see that your toots violate the rules, right?
@ian@phpc.socialRE: https://mastodon.social/@levelbot/115520568359731210
Let's see if quote toots work
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.socialSo, Baum steht und ist geschmückt. Ab jetzt nur noch festliche toots hier
@bthalpin@mastodon.socialAm I overreacting? Someone has been boosting interesting toots from an interesting blogger into my timeline, but every one has a (relatively discrete) AI image at the top, so I've blocked the blogger.
I already flick past almost automatically when I detect visual slop, so it won't change much.
Hygiene or bubble?
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.socialI keep wondering what this box with an ellipsis in it is. I get several an hour. Squeezed in between two toots.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe@… did you delete your account or not? Did you delete the post in addition to the removal?
Can you make two more aggressive toots whilst I'm composing this one?
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.socialIch weiß, Böller-Toots sind sowas von gestern, möchte aber der Welt dennoch mitteilen, dass die Böllerei dieses Jahr hier positiv überraschend zahm ausfiel.
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizzaMy toots are getting too long and I sometimes want to share more than just (but also) my tech ramblings.
With all that metal running just fine, it's time to do sth else. And more.
The two excellent write-ups below pushed me over the brink, website and blog time!
Thanks to @… and @…
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaRE: https://social.linux.pizza/@theodric/114987358388079813
Good news: we have quote toots now.
Also I still need to do this.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.itSplit view in #chromium 144 is a very nice feature.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #WoPop
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 Christmas Feeling Ska
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://studioone.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-feeling-ska
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk @rasterweb@mastodon.socialUK Friends, you gotta CW your GBBO toots it's not Friday here in the US yet!
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizzaI want to be ready for that Cosmic launch. And I got triggered by some toots. So I put cosmix-saigon back on the work laptop. Based on the nixbook project (thnks @… !) and nixos unstable (yep, living on the edge again). Solid. And ready!
#nixos
@luana@wetdry.worldI don’t suppose there’s a way to hide toots that include specific words, but only if it’s not CWed, right?
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaRE: https://social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/115873428590286252
This is also why I don't but do, but don't delete toots after 7 days. I want to keep a record of my thoughts so I can see how my brain patterns shift over time, but sometimes the chi…
@haayman@todon.nl@… sad to see development has stalled. I'm not accusing of course, just a bit sad. Also, it can't be very motivating that there hasn't been a merge into the main branch for 9 months. When quoted toots will become a thing, do you plan to implement this?
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe@… I never thought about it. I presume that I'm see your toots through the Fediverse/all servers.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk @Life_is@no-pony.farmBei mir werden die toots 6 stunden verzögert angezeigt. Gestern 5 stunden.
@life_is@no-pony.farmBei mir werden die toots 6 stunden verzögert angezeigt. Gestern 5 stunden.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #AmyLamé
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 Monkey Man
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://loputocat.bandcamp.com/track/monkey-man-feat-toots-and-the-maytals
https://open.spotify.com/track/1RZ4boB60p2cIpv0CB38vB
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 54-46 Was My Number
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://djguss.bandcamp.com/track/toots-the-maytals-54-46-was-my-number-guss-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/1q8gelFgFYUwoWpQV7WNCe
@luana@wetdry.worldGalera nova do Fediverso brasileiro, lembrem de botar CW em seus toots sobre política!!
(e outros assuntos que podem ser sensíveis ou induzir sensações ruins em algumas peddoas)
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 Funky Kingston
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://casslist.bandcamp.com/track/toots-the-maytals-funky-kingston
https://open.spotify.com/track/3NWYE9xW7N7TbOElUvhhcV
@Life_is@no-pony.farm @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 54 46 That's My Number
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://djtron1.bandcamp.com/track/toots-the-maytals-54-46-thats-my-number-dj-tron-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/3mqktr2zCP24NeXzVY0vhe
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 Got to Be There
#Toots #TheMaytals
https://open.spotify.com/track/08tP5HxIY3fiKK7bG0U9Ee
@luana@wetdry.world @teledyn@mstdn.caNot sure how folks feel about audio toots, but this is nine minutes or so of the sound of a typical Saturday 3am on #QueenWest, a little thing we call I Can't Give You Anything But L-O-V-E
#notyerdadstraddad #eso #DromTaberna #LiveMusicIsBest #noAI #actualmusicians
@luana@wetdry.worldFeatures extras do Chuckya (que é um fork do glitch) em relação ao vanilla incluem markdown, reações de emoji, toots locais, timeline bubble, etc
@luana@wetdry.worldOk I think I’ll private @ everyone here in this thread (divided in 2 toots since 2048 character limit), @… @… pls don’t tag me as a spammer thanks 🥺