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2024-03-18 00:12:35

If anyone had ever wondered why I followed @sassycrass (RIP) over on Twitter* here’s just one reminder from back in 2022: Another Mask Incident
*That’s a Trick Question - I can’t imagine anyone wondering that.

Figah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass
Y'all. I had another anti-mask incident.
12 Apr 2022

Lemme just…..have my li' half-off latte and buttery croissant and take my five thousand pills.

Okay. I'm good. Here we go.

I was heading out for reduced price coffee and HOPEFULLY some cinnamon brioche (yay, coupons) when a maskless White man with a Starbucks cup came bopping his foolish ass in. I know that's a judgy-ass description, but bear with me.

Now, I need to tell y'all: I hadn't said a …
Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass
12 Apr 2022 
AGAIN.
1. I was just minding my business, heading out for coffee and some GOTdamn brioche.
2. I hadn't spoken, intonated, grumbled, or so much as SNEEZED in his direction, cuz 80 percent of the people here are unmasked.
3. I'd barely looked at him.

Sooooooooo um. With everything going on with me, I've become more...confrontational. Actually, I'm probably the SAME amount of confrontational, but now I'm forced to be outside a good deal mo…
Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass 
12 Apr 2022
As the elevator door was closing, I shoved my foot in it. It opened, and the asshole jumped back. Holding the door open, I stepped inside, and in My Quiet Voice*, I asked: "Does this look like fear to you?"
(*The one my mom used growing up that promised a future ass whooping.)

He didn't say a word, just stood there looking like the terrified punk that he evidently is. And I just stood there and glared at him like the kinda bitch you jus…
Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass 
12 Apr 2022
FOLLOW-UP!
- That cinnamon brioche I had to wait for? Delicious!
- One of my IRL friends #onhere said they always preface tweets I send like this with "Your Honor..." Cuz THIS would be me in court