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@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 02:54:56

And tulips: I'll have photos of Field Hockey at the new field, Goldenrod, and Six Mile Creek tomorrow
#photo #photography #flowers

Vertically oriented photo where some peach colored toolips are in focus towards the right side of the frame and curving inward while some seed pods are on the other way and also curling in. Yellow tulips are a bit out out of focus and further away and a red or orange one is closer and out of footage and there is something grey like a road in the very far field.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-28 20:18:21

The president of the United States has _almost_ learned that television is not real life. Almost.
And that he’s surrounded himself with people out of touch with reality.
“Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.”

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-08-29 07:41:20

I saw this cool guy on the way in.
#TallBike

Reflection on a large glass wall showing a waterfront scene with a person riding a tall bicycle and another walking beside them. In the background, the stainless steel and glass sculpture "She Lies" by Monica Bonvicini floats in front of a docked cruise ship, with a distant hill visible across the water.
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-09-27 11:42:41

Good Morning #Canada
After recently moving to Belle Ewart (Bell You-wart), I find myself making strange pronunciations of my town to see people's reactions. Life is short... take pleasure where you can. But if you're a Canadian living in one of the towns mentioned in this CBC article, do you proudly tell people where you live, or do you mumble the answer and hope no one responds. I think you embrace the fun and show pride in your community by investing in t-shirts and hats emblazoned with your town name. But that's just me - some old retired guy with no reputation worth saving.
BTW, if you're looking for a conversation starter, here's a Geographic Fact - the distance between Dildo Newfoundland and Climax Saskatchewan is 5,551 km, about 2 days and 16 hours by car.
#CanadaIsAwesome #CivicPride
cbc.ca/television/stillstandin

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-08-28 15:25:13

Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
FEN: Does he always kill when taken by surprise?
TRAVIS: Supreme Commander.
SERVALAN: [To Fen] Forgive me. [To Travis] What is it?
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/178 B7B4

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This is a black and white still from a television production, showing a person in what appears to be period costume with their hair styled in an elegant updo. The image has a dramatic quality with the subject framed by what looks like decorative curtains or textured backdrop material with some subtle shimmering elements. The composition creates a theatrical feel, with the lighting creating strong contrasts typical of classic film or television drama. The sty…
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-08-27 06:59:12

I needed to bring a few things into the office today, which is always a bit annoying as my back tends to get hot when I cycle with a backpack on. Then I suddenly remembered that #TallBikesArePractical and I have a shit ton of storage space below me.
Look at my little backpack. It looks tiny down there! 🤏 🎒

Looking down at a blue tall bike from the point of view of the rider. It is possible to see the frame of the bike and one hand on the handlebars, along with the riders legs. Below that is a small black backpack strapped to the bottom of the frame.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-08-28 12:22:34

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
CALLY: And we thought we were tired before.
VILA: I'll tell you this, though: it beats work.
[End of episode. Roll credits.]
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/667 B7B3

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this is an image featuring someone in what appears to be a futuristic costume with a distinctive green and cream colored outfit with metallic trim. The setting has dramatic lighting with reddish tones in the background, creating a moody sci-fi atmosphere typical of 1970s/1980s television production. The styling includes a short, curled hairstyle characteristic of that era's television aesthetic. The costume design suggests this is from a spac…